| 1 | Oh look at your cute little legs! I'mm going to stab you in the belly! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:28:02Z |
| 2 | Oh, this is a terrible time to be a bunny. | gridmonkey | 2016-03-09T04:25:53Z |
| 3 | Please! Bitch! Tits! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:29:27Z |
| 4 | I'm so good at this! ....I hate this game. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:30:56Z |
| 5 | I reserve the right to ignore your advice, even if it's really good. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:31:46Z |
| 6 | Can I punch a tree? hell yeah! | gridmonkey | 2016-03-09T04:31:03Z |
| 7 | One punch, suck it! | gridmonkey | 2016-03-09T04:31:36Z |
| 8 | I'm sorry Grid did you want......... well never mind I can't think of the end of the insult | gridmonkey | 2016-03-09T04:31:53Z |
| 9 | I have to be stubborn for the sake of it, kind of a hallmark. | gridmonkey | 2016-03-27T04:00:33Z |
| 10 | It's hard to assault food but it's easy to put parts of your anatomy in it | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:33:21Z |
| 11 | OK, we're going to pretend that the last 43 minutes never happened | gridmonkey | 2016-10-10T00:24:45Z |
| 12 | I would've told him to go fuck himself. | gridmonkey | 2016-10-10T00:59:26Z |
| 13 | I can't brain | gridmonkey | 2016-10-10T04:28:37Z |
| 14 | Ignore chat until better things happen | gridmonkey | 2016-10-17T00:39:53Z |
| 15 | All my quotes at this point are terrible... i know because i just looked at them | gridmonkey | 2016-10-17T00:40:48Z |
| 16 | Definitely always did that. ...sometimes. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:34:34Z |
| 17 | OH GOD, they're on my face.. THEY'RE ON MY FACE! | gridmonkey | 2016-10-19T00:57:11Z |
| 18 | Coffee is very difficult to clean out of deadpool's crevasses | gridmonkey | 2016-12-31T02:01:29Z |
| 19 | welcome to the stream! ...aw shit. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:35:38Z |
| 20 | Oh... he looks so innocent, and I'm going to DESTROY him | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:36:11Z |
| 21 | Today is just such a bad verbal diarrhea day | gridmonkey | 2017-04-28T04:54:32Z |
| 22 | I'm just so distracted by all the booty spanking | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:36:36Z |
| 23 | We've literally looked up the monkey's asshole; where else could we have to look right now? | ehoey08 | 2017-05-01T01:18:41Z |
| 24 | I'm not learning, I haven't learned, I don't know what true suffering is | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:37:44Z |
| 25 | Link, why do you have to be so extra? | gridmonkey | 2017-05-13T03:30:26Z |
| 26 | I really liked getting eaten the first time, I wanted to do it again | gridmonkey | 2017-05-17T23:48:32Z |
| 27 | oh, i get it..OH I get it... OH OH I GET IT! | gridmonkey | 2017-05-23T01:15:45Z |
| 28 | These people don't want cats AHHH SPIDERS!!!! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:38:37Z |
| 29 | Ah fuck I'm hitting myself. | gridmonkey | 2017-05-28T04:24:49Z |
| 30 | I don't want to tilt any balls with Tingle | gridmonkey | 2017-06-05T01:45:18Z |
| 31 | Say hello to my little... uh-oh... -Grid | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:39:22Z |
| 32 | I love just standing here and throwing shit | gridmonkey | 2017-07-13T01:54:55Z |
| 33 | God I love punching these dudes in the face...AHHH sh¡t he punched me in the face!!! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:40:24Z |
| 34 | I was trying to say something clever, but let's be real. | gridmonkey | 2017-08-15T23:05:35Z |
| 35 | AHA, I was right.. being right is my favorite hobby | gridmonkey | 2017-08-18T00:35:10Z |
| 36 | Invisibility cannot save you from the void | gridmonkey | 2017-10-01T01:50:49Z |
| 37 | "look at how much we have this" *dies* | gridmonkey | 2017-10-07T01:54:48Z |
| 38 | I wish dead stuff was purple | gridmonkey | 2017-10-24T02:17:31Z |
| 39 | in my defense I was thinking about pizza | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:41:05Z |
| 40 | Oh cool, another sky anus! | gridmonkey | 2017-11-02T03:34:35Z |
| 41 | I really hope this whole country burns | gridmonkey | 2017-11-02T05:33:20Z |
| 42 | Sometimes the words leave my mouth and I wish they didn't. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:41:55Z |
| 43 | I don't know when the sky anus quote will be applicable but it is not applicable. | gridmonkey | 2017-11-21T04:27:58Z |
| 44 | Thanks for being supportive as i killed myself on the spikes -singingstressbaker | gridmonkey | 2017-11-25T23:30:42Z |
| 45 | Oh I'm so excited to get up in this hole. | gridmonkey | 2017-12-06T03:51:23Z |
| 46 | I'll drown before i take a spider to the face. | gridmonkey | 2017-12-16T02:28:34Z |
| 47 | fuck this game!! fuck this game!! dammit I still need to be a pumpkin!! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:42:49Z |
| 48 | Maybe she wasn't clever for 6 months - thesingingstressbaker | gridmonkey | 2018-01-09T00:41:39Z |
| 49 | That's how you keep from getting older, feed your cake blood | gridmonkey | 2018-01-12T01:16:58Z |
| 50 | Oh yeah! Give me that sweet, sweet, beef! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:44:39Z |
| 51 | I don't know what i thought was going to happen. | gridmonkey | 2018-01-28T00:57:35Z |
| 52 | The only thing I hate about this game is that it's way too easy to slide right back into that crack. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:45:20Z |
| 53 | Get in the hole! Get in the hole! Do it! | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:45:40Z |
| 54 | "The bottom is my favorite place, there are so many possibilities!" | ironclark | 2018-02-16T01:17:39Z |
| 55 | "You can't even touch me. Real hard." | ironclark | 2018-02-17T01:57:25Z |
| 56 | "This one's so hard to see because it's so big" | ironclark | 2018-02-17T02:00:39Z |
| 57 | "I'm a unique weasel, buuuuddddy!" | ironclark | 2018-02-17T02:18:38Z |
| 58 | [REDACTED] Please seek professional help. | gridmonkey | 2018-08-09T13:47:03Z |
| 59 | "We are popping this cherry alright." | ironclark | 2018-02-23T01:11:40Z |
| 60 | "I really do love the penis rocks" | ironclark | 2018-02-23T02:01:05Z |
| 61 | "I want to go in his...his deally here" | ironclark | 2018-02-24T23:20:29Z |
| 62 | "Who knew getting shit on would feel so good" | ironclark | 2018-02-25T01:16:19Z |
| 63 | "I'm brilliant" | ironclark | 2018-02-25T01:22:14Z |
| 64 | "Oh you're cute, oh fuck you!" | ironclark | 2018-02-25T03:08:47Z |
| 65 | "Fuck you not a secret!!" | ironclark | 2018-02-25T04:17:34Z |
| 66 | Imma get your butt | gridmonkey | 2018-02-25T04:33:24Z |
| 67 | "Who's taint are we tickling now?" | ironclark | 2018-03-01T00:55:21Z |
| 68 | "We will be the Dampest Twitch stream..." | ironclark | 2018-03-04T00:16:36Z |
| 69 | "You are a wonderful pile of human trash" | ironclark | 2018-03-06T23:53:43Z |
| 70 | "I LOVE tentacles!" | ironclark | 2018-03-08T01:06:31Z |
| 71 | "Oh I want to kill a goat." | ironclark | 2018-03-11T01:30:55Z |
| 72 | "Name him Grid? No I dont want to get bucked off all the time!" | ironclark | 2018-03-11T02:05:57Z |
| 73 | "I have never forgotten anything!" | ironclark | 2018-03-14T00:51:30Z |
| 74 | All I wanted to do was take off my clothes and talk to people, and then it made me feel things | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:49:05Z |
| 75 | "Oh my god, this is like my first time seeing the Ender Dragon! It so long....and wiggly!" | ironclark | 2018-03-14T23:58:41Z |
| 76 | "Looks like a weird forest butthole..." | ironclark | 2018-03-16T00:34:09Z |
| 77 | "Eat me, frog! Eat me!" | ironclark | 2018-03-17T00:12:17Z |
| 78 | "You can't be the chat that just shouts PENIS!" | ironclark | 2018-03-19T23:06:53Z |
| 79 | "We will probably have to find something to shove in THAT hole." | ironclark | 2018-03-20T00:16:13Z |
| 80 | "I am so glad we have top quality butt plugs...." | ironclark | 2018-03-20T01:01:10Z |
| 81 | "Its so hard because its so big...." | ironclark | 2018-03-20T01:23:48Z |
| 82 | "I am actually not having internet problems for the first time in my life!" | ironclark | 2018-03-25T00:53:56Z |
| 83 | I just want to do a murder, come on. | gridmonkey | 2018-04-07T23:53:06Z |
| 84 | "We are just fucking these sheep." | ironclark | 2018-04-15T23:33:47Z |
| 85 | IAMSarahSaysSo: no ok dude fuck you??? in the future dont fucking four stack as hanzo genji artanis and lost vikings????? and expect a qm rando healer tobe abelt o hadn le your bullshit?????? ... oh shit .... thats uh thats in the wrong window. | gridmonkey | 2018-04-16T00:46:00Z |
| 86 | "Just open up out sister and store things inside her chest cavity" | ironclark | 2018-04-19T00:02:34Z |
| 87 | "It's good for my hair, that Kappa shower" | ironclark | 2018-04-21T00:13:22Z |
| 88 | "I feel like a rooster. And these are all my weird little ducklings" | ironclark | 2018-04-21T01:33:38Z |
| 89 | "Oh yeah, we are going to stuff that shit right into that octopus, oh yeah...oh yeah...feels good man, feels good!" | ironclark | 2018-05-02T22:48:47Z |
| 90 | BRAIN HANDS | alatusk | 2018-05-11T05:04:40Z |
| 91 | When you find food you gotta make out. | gridmonkey | 2018-05-17T02:51:58Z |
| 92 | Welcome to the Alatus word diarrhea stream | gridmonkey | 2018-05-17T02:52:50Z |
| 93 | Don't suck on the pigs! | gridmonkey | 2018-05-17T03:35:49Z |
| 94 | In defense of fan fiction.... i have nothing to say. | gridmonkey | 2018-05-18T23:48:09Z |
| 95 | I dont know what we need that for so I'll shove it in that hole right there. | gridmonkey | 2018-05-19T00:51:54Z |
| 96 | "Also Ohio sucks" | ironclark | 2018-05-20T19:48:19Z |
| 97 | "This is a safe sex stream....oh god dont say that..." | ironclark | 2018-05-24T23:38:16Z |
| 98 | i see you've enjoyed my porn chunk - IAMSarahSaysSo | gridmonkey | 2018-05-26T02:30:25Z |
| 99 | I don't understand why you wont let me fuck up your sinuses | gridmonkey | 2018-05-30T03:21:42Z |
| 100 | "What is touching me? What keeps coming up behind me and poking me in the ass with a sharp knife!?" | ironclark | 2018-06-05T00:58:44Z |
| 101 | Ahhh that was a lot of missiles. Stop doing that.... Ok, maybe do it a little.. | gridmonkey | 2018-06-08T23:32:56Z |
| 102 | "I cant read." | ironclark | 2018-06-11T22:50:37Z |
| 103 | “My siren call is irresistible. *whale mating call* That was my siren call” | ironclark | 2018-06-12T00:13:43Z |
| 104 | "If my tongue can't tell me, I don't need to know!" | ironclark | 2018-06-13T00:56:34Z |
| 105 | "This game has put its dick in my desktop!" | ironclark | 2018-06-14T00:37:32Z |
| 106 | "I'm a plaid wearing biker bitch!" | ironclark | 2018-06-14T23:02:17Z |
| 107 | "The last time I was in your car, we went like 400 degrees...speed...miles per hour!" | ironclark | 2018-06-21T01:01:55Z |
| 108 | "Okay, lets put CrissAngel in a box for a little while..." | ironclark | 2018-06-27T01:06:19Z |
| 109 | "My mouth looks like a unicorn's butthole and I've never been happier in my life." | metalmongrel | 2018-06-27T01:16:53Z |
| 110 | "Xeno! I don't need your butthole man!" | ironclark | 2018-06-28T01:24:48Z |
| 111 | This is extra strength, 800 milligram BULLSHIT | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:53:26Z |
| 112 | "Now we have a normal Human Voltorb" | ironclark | 2018-07-01T00:14:41Z |
| 113 | "GOD DAMMIT, SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER, GAAAAAAAAH" | ironclark | 2018-07-01T00:25:10Z |
| 114 | "Marshmallows and dreams? Is that what they are calling bullshit now a days?" | ironclark | 2018-07-05T01:36:00Z |
| 115 | "I only know one word in sign language, and its vagina." | ironclark | 2018-07-10T00:53:25Z |
| 116 | What is this? hurty tetris, i wanna touch it...i shouldn't touch it | gridmonkey | 2018-07-17T00:19:45Z |
| 117 | “Thank you Lord Pewdiepie..[shudders] even saying that out loud hurts” | ironclark | 2018-07-19T23:05:19Z |
| 118 | “Oh yeah, circle jerk is my favorite move too, yeah” | ironclark | 2018-07-20T00:28:20Z |
| 119 | Stop trying to confuse my spider! | metalmongrel | 2018-07-20T23:07:16Z |
| 120 | Aim your thingy at the screen - singingstressbaker | gridmonkey | 2018-07-29T00:50:52Z |
| 121 | "Cyphers are gun" -GridMonkey | metalmongrel | 2018-07-30T01:35:14Z |
| 122 | "I can't name that Pokemon Jafar because it's dead. I killed it." | metalmongrel | 2018-08-03T01:03:16Z |
| 123 | "I was so distracted by buttholes, I'm just...oh well" | ironclark | 2018-08-08T00:27:24Z |
| 124 | "I need your flesh to make money!" | metalmongrel | 2018-08-09T01:25:08Z |
| 125 | "Taking advantage of your corpse!" | metalmongrel | 2018-08-09T02:28:34Z |
| 126 | "Oh come on! Quit shitting your coins all over the spikes! I have places to be and spikes arent one of them!" | ironclark | 2018-08-14T23:51:07Z |
| 127 | "They just showed us a legendary asshole" | ironclark | 2018-08-15T23:27:16Z |
| 128 | "Puumba, you gotta start hakuna-ing some tatas." | metalmongrel | 2018-08-16T23:51:58Z |
| 129 | "I dont remember saying that quote." | metalmongrel | 2018-08-16T23:52:55Z |
| 130 | ""Oh its huge!" Grid says over my shoulder" | ironclark | 2018-08-30T23:49:28Z |
| 131 | "I still have several birds so I'm okay." | metalmongrel | 2018-08-30T23:54:00Z |
| 132 | "I wish I could just fart on command" | ironclark | 2018-08-31T00:10:25Z |
| 133 | "The toilet is in our hearts, Sarah." | metalmongrel | 2018-08-31T01:55:19Z |
| 134 | "Come on, patients! Doctor Alatus is here, take ya pants off!" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-01T02:46:33Z |
| 135 | "Is there some way...I can make the camera...less attached to our ass" | ironclark | 2018-09-03T23:18:52Z |
| 136 | "Full restore my ass" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-04T02:26:43Z |
| 137 | "Stop confusing my orbs" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-04T02:50:31Z |
| 138 | "Aw man, meat shits are the worst" | ironclark | 2018-09-06T22:32:48Z |
| 139 | "I like this cup, it keeps the coffee hot so long... GODDAMN IT IT'S SO HOT" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-08T22:52:54Z |
| 140 | "'Awoooo,' fucking ghosts. Thinking they know ghost shit." | metalmongrel | 2018-09-09T00:09:08Z |
| 141 | "STOP CONFUSING MY PLANTS" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-10T01:52:36Z |
| 142 | Ala: "How do I get rid of this?" Grid: "You can't. It's a mountain." | metalmongrel | 2018-09-14T23:53:30Z |
| 143 | "He just sits there and laughs now like, 'FISH LOL'" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-16T00:30:47Z |
| 144 | "Suck it Mr.Mime!" | metalmongrel | 2018-09-17T01:45:19Z |
| 145 | Equal Opportunity Boob Jokes | iamsarahsaysso | 2018-09-18T00:11:14Z |
| 146 | “I see my face and go “Wow! who’s that bitch? She ugly!” Don’t look at me Grid.” | ironclark | 2018-09-23T23:19:54Z |
| 147 | Call the Airforce and tell them tanks need turn signals | gridmonkey | 2018-09-23T23:48:38Z |
| 148 | “I never thought about Pokémon Go from the perspective of a pedophile” | ironclark | 2018-09-24T00:45:57Z |
| 149 | That came out wrong | gridmonkey | 2018-09-24T23:20:24Z |
| 150 | "I'll just look you right in the ass and eat ice cream." | metalmongrel | 2018-09-27T00:48:58Z |
| 151 | Oh god oh god he's eating my foot..oh god...*kick's head off* oh nice! | gridmonkey | 2018-10-01T22:59:11Z |
| 152 | "Fuck you straight to heck!" | metalmongrel | 2018-10-04T00:20:40Z |
| 153 | "All of you putting an end to the scourge of Iron-FUCK- IronClark" | ironclark | 2018-10-07T00:00:23Z |
| 154 | "I dont think you just go yank yank yank and it purrs." | metalmongrel | 2018-10-09T23:17:14Z |
| 155 | 8 year old Alatus was a furry, dont fuck with me | alatusk | 2018-11-14T00:47:08Z |
| 156 | When you're inside it, it is distracted. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:57:20Z |
| 157 | We haven't been able to do things here by accident, we've barely been able to do things on purpose. | gridmonkey | 2019-01-08T04:01:03Z |
| 158 | AlatusK, we suck like we always used to but now we suck with crystal clear audio and sharp video. Come check us out | gridmonkey | 2019-02-27T03:53:23Z |
| 159 | " whoa, im going to be bad at this " *instantly dies* | gridmonkey | 2019-04-01T23:31:02Z |
| 160 | "I'm doing so -OW" | ironclark | 2019-04-04T00:28:38Z |
| 161 | Thanks, i hate it! | gridmonkey | 2019-04-19T00:11:26Z |
| 162 | Everybody's gonna laugh at me because I got sucked on by a butt hole with teeth again! | gridmonkey | 2019-11-24T22:54:44Z |
| 163 | NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK YOUR WHOR–GODDAMN SONOFA! MOTHERF– | gridmonkey | 2019-11-24T22:56:00Z |
| 164 | This is Zelda, I'm assuming if it has eyes you gotta put things in them. | gridmonkey | 2019-11-24T22:58:16Z |
| 165 | TADA! it's a PARAMETER! | gridmonkey | 2019-11-25T01:24:52Z |
| 166 | "I thought you had to play him a tune not just take your stick out in front of him" | gridmonkey | 2019-11-29T02:41:12Z |
| 167 | So many games but I am only one noodle. | alatus | 2019-12-02T05:10:51Z |
| 168 | I'm just really resentful when I'm not immediately perfect | gridmonkey | 2019-12-13T01:27:04Z |
| 169 | POOCHY!! What the FUCK! | gridmonkey | 2019-12-13T01:29:28Z |
| 170 | Everything hurts | karyotype | 2019-12-14T02:02:38Z |
| 171 | These... can't be that complicated. | gridmonkey | 2019-12-31T00:02:27Z |
| 172 | Just kidding, this is complicated. | gridmonkey | 2019-12-31T00:02:55Z |
| 173 | Ok, so I think I have a solid handle on this mechanic... *brain shorts out* | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:58:33Z |
| 174 | I'm lost and i hate myself | gridmonkey | 2020-01-03T01:38:01Z |
| 175 | They are really making me learn new things, and I hate it. | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:58:56Z |
| 176 | GIVE ME MY TURKEY.....FUCK YOU!!!!!! | gridmonkey | 2020-02-17T01:23:19Z |
| 177 | If they wanted me...NO god noooo oh god no oh fuck oh god oh no... if they wanted me not to jump in the void it should have a sign like this... | gridmonkey | 2020-02-23T23:58:12Z |
| 178 | I knew I shouldn't have come back to streaming if I was going to be this persecuted | alatus | 2020-11-26T03:59:27Z |
| 179 | It's just like an angel shit in your mouth | karyotype | 2020-03-17T23:17:56Z |
| 180 | Invite your grandma.....fuuuuuck... | gridmonkey | 2020-03-19T22:53:49Z |
| 181 | "I'm too bouncy, how do i stop bouncing?!?" - Baker | gridmonkey | 2020-03-22T22:27:04Z |
| 182 | That came really fast and took a lot of hits. | gridmonkey | 2020-05-04T23:53:18Z |
| 183 | People go through this on fists only, I am sure | gridmonkey | 2020-05-04T23:56:28Z |
| 184 | I bet that will feel good, on my fleshy human bits | ladyhumbug | 2020-05-04T23:59:12Z |
| 185 | I also know that I left a nice puddle of my own juices up there | ladyhumbug | 2020-05-13T23:15:20Z |
| 186 | Can i just say... SHIT! | gridmonkey | 2020-05-17T22:39:17Z |
| 187 | Mr. Rogers is an asshole. | alatus | 2020-11-26T04:00:06Z |
| 188 | *Insane Cackling* | karyotype | 2020-06-03T23:45:06Z |
| 189 | How many feet can I fit in a terabyte? | karyotype | 2020-06-10T17:02:37Z |
| 190 | Don't make me explain to you how chicken sex works! | gridmonkey | 2020-06-11T01:44:49Z |
| 191 | "Everyone have bad times! This is a bad time channel!" - Alatus | boxyblue | 2020-06-13T22:12:15Z |
| 192 | "I really wanna ride this halberd" | ladyhumbug | 2020-07-01T00:55:46Z |
| 193 | "I guess we have to buy the luchador..." | ladyhumbug | 2020-07-01T14:16:24Z |
| 194 | I was distracted by your friendship! | alatus | 2020-11-26T04:00:44Z |
| 195 | "Ooh look at me I'm Alatus I live in New England and eat things like Sheets and Dandies! Muwaph-uwaph-uwaph!" - Some yankee probably | boxyblue | 2020-07-15T00:21:09Z |
| 196 | Why didn't it jump that time?? i pushed the button that does jumping..i pushhhed der br derrr | gridmonkey | 2020-08-11T00:32:50Z |
| 197 | "daddy yes" | ladyhumbug | 2020-08-19T01:56:27Z |
| 198 | "I have to stop deciding I can take more than one at a time" | gridmonkey | 2020-08-21T01:22:35Z |
| 199 | I keep forgetting to flash the whole area | gridmonkey | 2020-10-04T22:08:38Z |
| 200 | "That butthole shot was explosive" | gridmonkey | 2020-11-05T01:09:50Z |
| 201 | "Oh, I just killed a rat. How Sad" | ladyhumbug | 2020-11-06T00:56:24Z |
| 202 | Sometimes a lady needs 3 more inches | karyotype | 2020-11-11T23:55:38Z |
| 203 | I hope he's doing ok, he's got a kid. | gridmonkey | 2020-11-23T02:22:57Z |
| 204 | Ya know, sometimes... It's just butts. | alatus | 2020-11-26T04:01:34Z |
| 205 | They're not necessarily nonsensical, they're just about zombie-fucking, that's all! | gridmonkey | 2021-02-18T20:21:50Z |
| 206 | Look Grid, i have only two hands, and so many dreams. | gridmonkey | 2021-03-11T16:34:42Z |
| 207 | "I wanna get 'plunging attack' tattooed on my ass." | davarice | 2021-04-27T23:40:42Z |
| 208 | My son is pounding the beaver. | alatus | 2021-05-23T23:20:24Z |
| 209 | "Don't start with me Grid, just shut up and get my tacos" - Ala 2021 | boxyblue | 2021-09-09T02:47:41Z |
| 210 | well at least we get money murdering the children | alatus | 2021-10-09T01:09:35Z |
| 211 | EposVox: Metroid is miserable if you’re not wanting to specifically play Metroid. | gridmonkey | 2021-12-13T00:48:53Z |
| 212 | If this gets stuck in the wrong hole, it's gonna burn a little | lord_ebon | 2022-02-27T21:15:59Z |
| 213 | Poop! oh thank god I've got poop. | gridmonkey | 2022-04-09T23:17:20Z |
| 214 | The stick is so sensitive | lord_ebon | 2022-04-18T02:10:14Z |
| 215 | "I feel good at the game again" (jumps into a death pit) | davarice | 2022-05-09T23:55:17Z |
| 216 | I do love baiting creepers. | gridmonkey | 2022-06-02T01:36:19Z |
| 217 | I like it when he tries to spit on me | lord_ebon | 2022-08-05T00:15:00Z |
| 218 | Maybe I don't want you people remembering what I say | lord_ebon | 2022-08-23T01:50:58Z |
| 219 | Why can I go deep? and I hate it. | ladyhumbug | 2022-10-05T22:55:30Z |
| 220 | Take the baby elephant; that seems good | gridmonkey | 2023-02-16T00:47:09Z |
| 221 | Oh no, am I a furry? What happens if I'm a furry? | lord_ebon | 2023-03-09T23:58:26Z |
| 222 | My whole purpose is to slam through this game like a hammer through cheese | lord_ebon | 2023-03-29T00:41:56Z |
| 223 | i've never died in my life | gridmonkey | 2023-03-30T23:52:08Z |
| 224 | I really dont wanna be involved with any of these bat ladies | lord_ebon | 2023-04-12T00:04:27Z |
| 225 | I love watching other people die | lord_ebon | 2023-04-28T00:11:03Z |
| 226 | Look how tight that stick is - fuck yeah! | lord_ebon | 2023-04-29T20:28:30Z |
| 227 | Now I just want to hang out in the poison swamp | lord_ebon | 2023-05-03T01:35:33Z |
| 228 | Every time you pull out is an opportunity to try again | lord_ebon | 2023-06-17T00:21:49Z |
| 229 | Ignore what they tell you and just touch everyone | lord_ebon | 2023-06-22T00:14:53Z |
| 230 | This is because Xeno is a cuddle slut | lord_ebon | 2023-06-30T00:06:14Z |
| 231 | Oh, I've gotta shit something into your mouth, don't I? | lord_ebon | 2023-07-15T22:25:08Z |
| 232 | I think stabbing people right up the anus is right and good actually | lord_ebon | 2023-07-25T23:06:29Z |
| 233 | stop eating my horse! | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:26:17Z |
| 234 | why did not you hit the fucking--goddamn | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:29:47Z |
| 235 | ... Why is my face so hot | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:30:07Z |
| 236 | I guess if I see something on the news about the chopstick killer I'll have a good idea who it is | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:30:36Z |
| 237 | It's been so long since I've touched a banana. | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:32:36Z |
| 238 | Nice! Oh wait, that wasn't it. | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:33:18Z |
| 239 | nooo! mein hamster! they look so happy, those stupid onions look so happy, when they're not trying to rip you away from your BFF. stop beeping at me. | lord_ebon | 2023-08-04T00:35:00Z |
| 240 | This is bettering you? I'm sorry, you must be pretty fucked up. | lord_ebon | 2023-08-12T23:12:43Z |
| 241 | How dare you put a frozen reference in my Elden Ring | lord_ebon | 2023-08-17T23:54:18Z |
| 242 | "Dammit, I have to stop taking off my clothes" | davarice | 2023-08-23T00:19:18Z |
| 243 | "She also didnt put the fucking nuts on the face" | davarice | 2023-08-24T23:15:31Z |
| 244 | Maybe grid's a bottom, you don't know that? | lord_ebon | 2023-08-24T23:54:19Z |
| 245 | I know I was wearing someone's pants | lord_ebon | 2023-10-03T22:55:19Z |
| 246 | I was very well versed in werewolf porn | lord_ebon | 2023-10-03T22:55:56Z |
| 247 | Grid inspires me to be a better person. It doesn't accomplish much, but... | lord_ebon | 2023-10-09T16:46:41Z |
| 249 | My SECRETARY uses a CHROMEBOOK. UGH. | lord_ebon | 2023-11-09T00:22:58Z |
| 250 | Can you *not* Tokyo Drift into my ass, please? | lord_ebon | 2023-11-09T00:23:25Z |
| 251 | This like whole room of succin and fuccin right now - she says while playing Kirby | lord_ebon | 2023-11-14T00:10:29Z |
| 252 | "I am too old" | boxyblue | 2023-11-16T00:44:24Z |
| 253 | I'm positing just they're called dragons because they're draggin that sack | lord_ebon | 2023-11-22T02:14:06Z |
| 254 | I think in my dream I should be allowed to have genitals | lord_ebon | 2024-01-04T02:47:11Z |
| 255 | Is there anything down here you guys want me to look at? | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:07:16Z |
| 256 | there is no sausage in my life | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:07:33Z |
| 257 | I am too old | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:07:45Z |
| 258 | I'm gonna kill you and take your clothes | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:08:03Z |
| 259 | I do enjoy the suffering | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:08:20Z |
| 260 | <message deleted> -ctho | alatus | 2024-01-21T17:08:48Z |
| 261 | I like that there's wide and thick" - Alatus 2024 | gridmonkey | 2024-03-23T01:13:34Z |
| 262 | Don't worry, it's floppy. Look at that limp shit, yeah | lord_ebon | 2024-04-03T23:19:20Z |
| 263 | Maximum Fish, that's what I'm going to request everyone call me from now on | lord_ebon | 2024-04-09T01:19:55Z |
| 264 | Get sloppy on the knob of capitalism... I want that on booty shorts too | lord_ebon | 2024-06-03T22:41:40Z |
| 265 | I ate all my moth balls | lord_ebon | 2024-06-20T23:08:37Z |
| 266 | I kinda like the crotchless... the crotchless leather pants feel | lord_ebon | 2024-07-23T22:48:51Z |
| 267 | oh shit, we get to go down to finger town | lord_ebon | 2024-08-08T01:00:19Z |
| 268 | I was confused, I didn't know how to crank it guys | lord_ebon | 2024-08-08T01:01:25Z |
| 269 | First of all, don't patronize me, you're a water bottle | lord_ebon | 2024-08-23T00:12:47Z |
| 270 | are you referencing the porn anime where they all turn into fighter jets? | lord_ebon | 2024-09-14T22:02:45Z |
| 271 | I love jorkin it | lord_ebon | 2025-01-26T01:41:12Z |
| 272 | It's me - I'm the Muppet joker | lord_ebon | 2025-02-05T02:13:27Z |
| 273 | I should have money laundered today... I'm feeling a little stupid | lord_ebon | 2025-06-04T23:42:25Z |
| 274 | I need genetic purity. | lord_ebon | 2025-06-14T23:36:07Z |
| 275 | I should play some games that arent souls games so that I don't get a reputation of being a souls streamer | lord_ebon | 2025-06-19T01:07:16Z |
| 276 | I can just bounce on it... at work! | lord_ebon | 2025-06-24T00:14:39Z |
| 277 | is my soul strong enough for more moisturizing slime | lord_ebon | 2025-07-27T00:22:38Z |
| 278 | How. Do I get. The CRABS!? | lord_ebon | 2025-10-08T23:21:39Z |
| 279 | Would you eat your own ass-tendies? | lord_ebon | 2025-12-11T01:03:25Z |
| 280 | Assault? That's my goal. | lord_ebon | 2025-12-13T23:52:10Z |
| 281 | maybe I should have done speed instead | davarice | 2026-01-24T21:19:57Z |
| 282 | It means play fight, which is horny | lord_ebon | 2026-01-29T02:37:47Z |