| 1 | "What if I selected your ass?" | itsoxguy3 | 2015-03-30T06:17:02Z |
| 2 | "So they have like a trapdoor shit." | twisol | 2015-03-30T06:19:57Z |
| 3 | "Little Susie wakes up, there's a tree in her bedroom. Hope you enjoy it. Paid for by the city." | endsgamer | 2015-03-30T06:23:14Z |
| 4 | "You have to squeeze in this tree, like a fucking nunnery." | itsoxguy3 | 2015-03-30T06:26:17Z |
| 5 | "No, DICKS, come back!" | twisol | 2015-03-30T06:36:32Z |
| 6 | "I want people to eat in the dick." | itsoxguy3 | 2015-03-30T06:56:04Z |
| 7 | "Nobody's building in my diiiiick." | endsgamer | 2015-03-30T07:24:02Z |
| 8 | "I have my monster wang in my other hand right now." | itsoxguy3 | 2015-04-02T09:01:56Z |
| 9 | "Oh crap I did the wrong guy!" | endsgamer | 2015-04-05T07:12:16Z |
| 10 | "It's like a prolapsed ball" | kytten | 2015-04-05T07:27:01Z |
| 11 | "It's too big, she moaned breathily" | kytten | 2015-04-05T07:58:48Z |
| 12 | "Why am I not getting creamed by Rogers?" | endsgamer | 2015-04-05T08:22:15Z |
| 13 | "It gets emotionally intense... with dicks. At the end." | endsgamer | 2015-04-07T07:23:12Z |
| 14 | "Which is why I've made my roads a cornucopia of fuckery." | xryuskix | 2015-06-13T06:36:42Z |
| 15 | "I'm gonna fuck a shit, I'm gonna fuck a shit on this guy right here." | xryuskix | 2015-06-16T06:45:24Z |
| 16 | I love how when you shoot him in the ass, he jumps a little...Like me in real life | kytten | 2015-06-16T07:07:28Z |
| 17 | "Why are they like Mike Tyson-ing me?" | xryuskix | 2015-06-17T08:03:34Z |
| 18 | "You know who used keyboards? Hitler." | xryuskix | 2015-06-17T08:45:26Z |
| 19 | "So there's just a 2D piece of tax returns at, like, the brim of my sight." | xryuskix | 2015-06-20T06:44:05Z |
| 20 | "I wanna see if he walks funny." | xryuskix | 2015-07-17T07:04:11Z |
| 21 | "Since you're here can you look at the meat? I really want to get in there and look at this thing." | xryuskix | 2015-07-17T07:12:33Z |
| 22 | "Since I'm speaking with my...You know, vocal chords..." | montygue | 2015-07-17T07:15:18Z |