| 1 | "I know how to get rid of the babies... Right I need a bucket of lava" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-04T18:41:08Z |
| 2 | Okay I think we've killed the babies kids. | jonno_uk_rs | 2015-08-29T17:51:33Z |
| 3 | "I hate it when my wood touches leaves" | idazza69 | 2015-09-03T19:48:20Z |
| 4 | "Sometimes I get confused when I speak" | antetori | 2015-09-04T01:01:31Z |
| 5 | "Incest is fun, kids" | idazza69 | 2015-09-05T14:19:02Z |
| 6 | "It's fine lengthwise but it only lasts like a minute, I want it bigger guys" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:33:08Z |
| 7 | "We're gonna turn YOU on..." | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-07T18:17:07Z |
| 8 | "Does it go in or out? I prefer it when it goes in" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-07T18:37:24Z |
| 9 | "Sometimes its stiff, and I dont like stiff things" | idazza69 | 2015-09-08T17:59:09Z |
| 10 | "Im gonna get a mouthful of balls, and then crunch it for you" | idazza69 | 2015-09-08T18:00:13Z |
| 11 | "I can't comfortable" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-08T20:27:36Z |
| 12 | "It's kind of small, it doesn't really satisfy me" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-10T20:20:27Z |
| 13 | "Do not even breathe on me!" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:34:20Z |
| 14 | "Boom, Hannah Montana bitchez" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-10T20:46:30Z |
| 15 | "The little one is my cousin and the other one is my cousin" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:34:50Z |
| 16 | "I can't get it up!" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:31:05Z |
| 17 | "I'm gonna come back and slap you like a fish" - Dan | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:35:41Z |
| 18 | "don't quote me" -Dan 2k15 Kappa | mark_bamf | 2015-09-14T19:17:30Z |
| 19 | "My dick is 2 inches taller than average" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-14T19:53:34Z |
| 20 | "I don't like putting foreign things in my mouth" | idazza69 | 2015-09-16T19:06:36Z |
| 21 | "Yes! They are all adults now, they can have sex!" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-17T17:36:25Z |
| 22 | "My pants are about to break" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-16T20:46:03Z |
| 23 | "2x2=0" | idazza69 | 2015-09-17T17:06:25Z |
| 24 | "CoeBot is the only boyfriend I need" | rachelmole | 2015-09-17T17:45:13Z |
| 25 | "Trust me, my mum is not a milf" | bg_abazor | 2015-09-18T22:45:46Z |
| 26 | "Every inch matters" | joeisnotpro | 2015-09-20T18:58:51Z |
| 27 | "Are you all done having sex? Because now it's time to die" | bg_abazor | 2015-09-20T19:34:24Z |
| 28 | "its that just alot of white stuff?" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-20T19:39:48Z |
| 29 | "I've got an Oreo and a Fuck" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-20T19:46:17Z |
| 30 | "I made it erect" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-20T19:48:41Z |
| 31 | "if I could make it longer I would be so popular with the lads" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-20T19:56:20Z |
| 32 | "Shall I measure my forehead?" | mark_bamf | 2015-09-20T20:11:22Z |
| 33 | "I got this wood for a purpose" | bg_abazor | 2015-09-21T18:01:11Z |
| 34 | "Only Oppermong's allowed to enter my privates" | antetori | 2015-09-21T18:19:39Z |
| 35 | "Fuck! I didn't think that would go everywhere! PogChamp " | antetori | 2015-09-24T21:09:32Z |
| 36 | "If you rummage around the rubbish you're just asking to find crusty semen on last nights garlic bread" | antetori | 2015-09-24T21:12:06Z |
| 37 | "I just need to go outside and finger my ear for a bit" | antetori | 2015-09-26T19:29:22Z |
| 38 | "I'm a bitch" | antetori | 2015-09-27T18:58:06Z |
| 39 | "Japanese girls, with big tits" | antetori | 2015-09-27T20:04:02Z |
| 40 | "I know what you can do with my back room" | antetori | 2015-09-27T20:18:20Z |
| 41 | "Creamfields, is that a place in runescape or real life?" | storgie | 2015-09-28T17:38:39Z |
| 42 | "Everyones just cumming." | jameskappa | 2015-09-28T18:37:17Z |
| 43 | "I'll have you know I'm actualy pretty strong for my, ehm you know.. gender" | mark_bamf | 2015-10-01T18:52:07Z |
| 44 | "I love drinking out of holes" | mark_bamf | 2015-10-01T19:00:06Z |
| 45 | "oh I ment to go get the fuck" | mark_bamf | 2015-10-01T19:03:53Z |
| 46 | "Ooh I love going inside big things" | joeisnotpro | 2015-10-01T19:57:48Z |
| 47 | "There's just too much wood to handle!" | joeisnotpro | 2015-10-01T20:37:01Z |
| 48 | "I need somebody else to send me a dick pic" | rachelmole | 2015-10-01T21:03:58Z |
| 49 | "That's when it got a bit in. The gates were lifted and we just went in." | rachelmole | 2015-10-01T21:09:20Z |
| 50 | "I haven't penetrated her yet." | storgie | 2015-10-01T21:10:23Z |
| 51 | "At least we all hate Emily" | joeisnotpro | 2015-10-12T17:41:34Z |
| 52 | "That was a big one!" | joeisnotpro | 2015-10-19T18:09:48Z |
| 53 | "I didn't want to push it in hard." | jonno_uk_rs | 2015-10-20T19:48:30Z |
| 54 | "We'll just have an orgy after the stream, we'll be fine" | bg_abazor | 2015-10-21T19:27:15Z |
| 55 | "Just push it in!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-21T19:37:37Z |
| 56 | "I couldn't last more than 3 seconds" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T20:46:39Z |
| 57 | "It's not loud, it's the BLEUGHHHH" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T20:54:58Z |
| 58 | "It's going out of me, not in me" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T21:16:27Z |
| 59 | "I make a lot of guys gay" - Rachel, 29/10/15 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T21:25:48Z |
| 60 | "We can go for hours thats the perks of being females" - Rachel 29/10/2015 | mark_bamf | 2015-10-29T21:30:20Z |
| 61 | "My hair is so girthious today" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T21:37:07Z |
| 62 | "i need to pull down my shorts bcz im sweating" | mark_bamf | 2015-10-29T23:07:35Z |
| 63 | "I saw naked, I gave money" - Storgie, 29/10/15 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T23:14:46Z |
| 64 | "I'm sitting here dressed as a ketchup bottle giving people money" - Storgie, 29/10/15 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T23:32:04Z |
| 65 | "This room is about to be as stuffed as Katy's vagina" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-29T23:42:11Z |
| 66 | "Nobody look at Katy's vagina" | jonno_uk_rs | 2015-10-29T23:43:46Z |
| 67 | "Only one of us needs to come" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-10-30T00:15:05Z |
| 68 | "Why make a hoe when you've got me?" - Purekaty | mark_bamf | 2015-11-09T19:40:39Z |
| 69 | "I'm not used to them not getting it up" | mark_bamf | 2015-11-09T19:53:03Z |
| 70 | "I'm gonna name him girtheous!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T20:00:09Z |
| 71 | "I'll bone you courtney" | mark_bamf | 2015-11-09T20:21:19Z |
| 72 | "You never know when we're going to need to bone something" - Courtney | bg_abazor | 2015-11-09T20:21:57Z |
| 73 | "PENETRATION!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T20:48:33Z |
| 74 | "I've never been penetrated so quickly" - Courtney | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T20:48:57Z |
| 75 | "My ovaries are clenching" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T20:52:28Z |
| 76 | "The music is overwhelming my body" | bg_abazor | 2015-11-09T20:55:21Z |
| 77 | "CLENCHING THE OVARIES WORKED!" - Dan | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T20:54:45Z |
| 78 | "Ah yeah Rachel spit it in to me" | mark_bamf | 2015-11-09T21:13:01Z |
| 79 | "It fills up quicker than Katy's arsehole, don't worry about it" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T21:16:16Z |
| 80 | "Rachel turned Dan gay confirmed" - Rachel, 21:53 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T21:53:20Z |
| 81 | "You're going to get impregnated by a skeleton" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-09T21:53:39Z |
| 82 | "Courtney, can you get out of that tree, you're not a fucking rabbit" | storgie | 2015-11-09T21:59:35Z |
| 83 | "I'm not an infant" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-17T18:55:35Z |
| 84 | "I should just swallow it, but it's hard" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-17T18:57:36Z |
| 85 | "we're just gonna seduce the audience with bread" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:25:19Z |
| 86 | "I'm just gonna ponder how to make bread seductive" - Rachel, 20/11 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:25:45Z |
| 87 | "I love it when you talk about swallowing on stream!" - Rachel, 20/11 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:33:52Z |
| 88 | "I am the product of passion and I am contagious" - Tori, 20/11 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:35:31Z |
| 89 | "Sleep with me, you whore!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:51:50Z |
| 90 | "Rachel plays her throat really well" | bg_abazor | 2015-11-20T18:53:36Z |
| 91 | "Do you guys like my melons?" - Courtney, 20/11 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T18:58:26Z |
| 92 | "Courtney, can I have a nibble of your melons?" - Tori 20/11 | joeisnotpro | 2015-11-20T18:59:50Z |
| 93 | "Let's just have an orgy" - Rachel, 20/11 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-11-20T19:44:38Z |
| 94 | "You can tell that I'm really hot" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-07T22:35:50Z |
| 95 | "that dafe wasnt fluid. im sorry"- antetori | mark_bamf | 2015-12-07T22:46:25Z |
| 96 | "I've never wanted to bare your children more" - Katy, 11/12/15 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-11T22:22:13Z |
| 97 | "420 boys, oh wait 400 is the maximum" - Dan | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-11T22:26:50Z |
| 98 | "I get a spot every Wednesday" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-11T22:29:40Z |
| 99 | "We should sync up our periods" - Dan | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-11T22:29:49Z |
| 100 | "Shit, this guy's done the biggest turd ever!" - Dan, 23/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-23T20:04:34Z |
| 101 | "Go and die in the house or something" - Dan 23/12 | mark_bamf | 2015-12-23T20:37:50Z |
| 102 | "oh my god that wasn't good looking, i looked in the webcam" - Antetori 23/12 | mark_bamf | 2015-12-23T20:44:15Z |
| 103 | "I just wanted to take this time to say, fuck it's gonna take me a long time to die" - Tori, 23/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-23T21:24:17Z |
| 104 | "I tried so hard, and now I'm a smurf" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-23T21:32:59Z |
| 105 | "stream tomorrow!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-23T21:37:28Z |
| 106 | "There will be a stream tomorrow" Tori - everyday | bg_abazor | 2015-12-23T21:37:30Z |
| 107 | "I don't have the wood by the way, but Katy has wood" 24/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T15:19:09Z |
| 108 | "This is a rich penis" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T16:05:45Z |
| 109 | "Let's get this game bitch up!" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T22:44:51Z |
| 110 | "I'm allowed to be bulky" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T22:54:36Z |
| 111 | "I only date...guys with foot fetishes" - Courtney, 24/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T23:16:06Z |
| 112 | "Damon's trying to bone me" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-24T23:18:43Z |
| 113 | "I don't go out" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T22:08:46Z |
| 114 | "it can suck my dick" - Courtney, 30/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T22:45:52Z |
| 115 | "If you're just giving away free dick suckings, I'll take one" - Tori, 30/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T22:46:17Z |
| 116 | "My ovaries are also going to explode" - Courtney 30/12 | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T23:01:55Z |
| 117 | "Is Harrison Ford Luke Skywalker" FailFish FailFish FailFish | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T23:37:18Z |
| 118 | "I just swallowed" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T23:50:42Z |
| 119 | "For Christmas I showed my family my rack" | rfcfanmatt | 2015-12-30T23:54:56Z |
| 120 | "Are you jiggling my baubles Courtney?" | rfcfanmatt | 2016-01-03T21:15:02Z |
| 121 | "Hey Rach, can I see your sex dungeon?" - Dan, 28/4/16 | rfcfanmatt | 2016-04-28T21:06:20Z |
| 122 | "I'm above Mickey Mouse's penis" - Dan, 28/4/16 | rfcfanmatt | 2016-04-28T21:07:22Z |
| 123 | "Can you please come and zoom in on the cock please?" - Courtney, 28/4/16 | rfcfanmatt | 2016-04-28T21:36:48Z |
| 124 | "dont you do lacrosse on horses?" | idazza69 | 2016-05-17T20:57:09Z |