| 1 | "I'm trying to buy money" - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | gamergirlicy | 2017-03-13T22:08:17Z |
| 2 | "Shot through the crotch, and it's too late. You give love, a bad name." - wcarterh 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-03-13T22:44:23Z |
| 3 | "O'penis deserves all the cookies" - AshiesCorner 2017 | thelilocean_b | 2017-03-26T02:55:41Z |
| 4 | "Yep, I look like a cowfish." - AshiesCorner 2017 | thelilocean_b | 2017-03-26T02:55:49Z |
| 5 | "Nothing says sneaky sneaky like a cannon shot to the head." - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | blooddragon262626 | 2017-03-26T21:38:39Z |
| 6 | "If you like it, you shoulda blew a hole in it!" - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-03-30T20:55:32Z |
| 7 | "I want hazmat stuff because I want to go hang out in the UFO" - BloodDragon262626 2017 | darkgargoyle2000 | 2017-04-03T21:18:32Z |
| 8 | "The special banana was apeeling" - Aether 2017 | blessed_eternal | 2017-04-12T22:43:06Z |
| 9 | "Fire bad. Tree pretty." - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | darkgargoyle2000 | 2017-04-21T00:37:11Z |
| 10 | "My ears are more innocent than my eyes." - Darkgargoyle2000 April 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-04-25T23:32:33Z |
| 11 | "Bark bark I'm eating meat." AshiesCorner 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-04-26T00:03:50Z |
| 12 | "May blessed_eternal be upon you." - Lostark 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-05-15T23:57:07Z |
| 13 | "I am the watcher of this hole." -Lilgamerhelle 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-05-20T22:07:02Z |
| 14 | "If you can't go down, then what's the good..." - blessed_eternal 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-06-07T01:32:57Z |
| 15 | "Deaded Deaded Deaded" - BloodDragon262626 2017 | blessed_eternal | 2017-06-22T01:59:09Z |
| 16 | "Please sir, can you drop your sword. And by drop your sword, I don't mean in my ass." - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | blooddragon262626 | 2017-07-06T22:09:50Z |
| 17 | "I love the ink sacs." - msmom 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-07-12T18:09:24Z |
| 18 | "Eat my weenies." - msmom 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-07-26T19:46:12Z |
| 19 | "Why can't I get down the hole?" - msmom 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-07-26T19:47:29Z |
| 20 | "What exactly did you have in mind regarding the 'Interdimentional Pocket Pussy'?" - Blessed_Eternal 2017 | blessed_eternal | 2017-08-11T23:21:39Z |
| 21 | "It's a Robo-Cock!" - BloodDragon262626 2017 | blessed_eternal | 2017-09-14T00:23:07Z |
| 22 | "I've blown the 'bone since 1st grade." - AshieWolfie 2017 | darkgargoyle2000 | 2017-10-29T21:13:30Z |
| 23 | "#420 floof it" - shawntc 2017 | ashiescorner | 2017-11-05T00:13:01Z |
| 24 | "It was a super squirt day." - BloodDragon262626 2017 | blessed_eternal | 2017-12-02T01:49:10Z |
| 25 | "I had two peaches of french toast." - AshieWolfie 2017 | blooddragon262626 | 2017-12-11T23:52:18Z |
| 26 | "That is not an answer!" - AshieWolfie 2017 reguarding the use of "because i can" | blooddragon262626 | 2017-12-15T19:12:28Z |
| 27 | "Thisalee, stop farting! We're suppose to be inconspicuous" - thelilocean_B 2018 | blessed_eternal | 2018-01-22T22:10:20Z |
| 28 | "Thisalee, can you get out of Lilo's butt please?" - Icy 2018 | ashiescorner | 2018-02-05T21:38:20Z |
| 29 | "Blessed needs stronger balls." -GamerGirlIcy 2018 | blooddragon262626 | 2018-03-10T02:14:54Z |
| 30 | "That's - That's what he says when you enter the hole! ...Kappa" - BloodDragon262626 2018 | lukestergaming | 2018-05-14T19:24:34Z |
| 31 | "Blessed used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took an arrow to the 'D'" - impliedslight 2018 | thelilocean_b | 2018-12-14T23:19:54Z |
| 32 | "I mean it's obvious Lilo is on some kind of steroids." - Implied 2019 | blessed_eternal | 2019-04-08T23:07:56Z |
| 33 | "It feels like someone pissing in your mouth." - Blessed_Eternal 2019 | lukestergaming | 2019-04-14T20:35:31Z |
| 34 | "I'm taking the boob off of my head." - BloodDragon262626 2019 | thelilocean_b | 2019-04-28T20:32:22Z |
| 35 | "Today is a special day in the Swagon's heart, it's 'Squirt Day'" - Bloodie 2023, World of Warcraft | blessed_eternal | 2023-08-31T19:57:37Z |
| 36 | "I wanna be seen drinking from a fucking bottle like a wine-o" - Alecto 2024 (Tree Decorating) | blessed_eternal | 2024-12-01T16:21:25Z |