| 1 | "Quotable? Why aren't you guys quoting me?!" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 2 | "I dont exactly know... OH DIAMONDS!" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 3 | "Blues.exe has failed. Please restart" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 4 | This game requires a lot of my concen--Fuck! | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 5 | They probably hit the bottom of a pan with a...uh...stinkin' thingamabobber. Whatchamacallit...pan-pot-thing-pan-thing...I don't know what I'm trying to say, just ignore me. | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 6 | "I could just stare at chests all night." | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 7 | "Yes, I'll let you see my package!" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 8 | "I'll stick all my things everywhere" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 9 | "I have a chicken in my fuck." | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 10 | "Um fuck, um fuck, um fuck, um fuck!" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 11 | Woow Words | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 12 | there...aim...dead...get the...fucking shit...of of the thing | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 13 | You [eric1_z] and Break can both collaborate and shit... on... shit... | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 14 | OW! You! Why are you spitting? | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 15 | HOLY SHIT it was behind me, OH fuckin' no! Fuckin' ow. Fuck. Turn around. Isaac, Run. Christ... Jesus. Legs-B-Gone. uh-this SHIT um SHIT. Smack it smack it smack it god-damn-it feel... | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 16 | "Holy shit! Fuck! NO! No no no no no no no. Jesus christ! HOOOOLY FUCKING, JESUS!" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 17 | "This is the sort of game that MYEHH" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 18 | "I was opening the door, you... anus. but thank you" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 19 | "I don't want to go in any of these directions... so lets just head first into them HELLO BITCH! oh..." | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 20 | "Pick the nose, give me the boogers, y'know what, lets just make a pair of weird nipple clamps." | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 21 | "Now it's just a whack off" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 22 | "you're, dead, you're dead, you sound like a cow" | | 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z |
| 23 | "Hey, hey buddy, I came from you" | break_kah | 2015-02-11T03:38:33Z |
| 24 | "Children are bastards." | eric1_z | 2015-02-22T21:31:30Z |
| 25 | "My dong is a pendulum." -ryuski | itsoxguy3 | 2015-04-20T04:10:27Z |
| 26 | "I really like the D" -kaptoye | xryuskix | 2015-04-20T04:49:59Z |
| 27 | "I'm not how big the map is." | xryuskix | 2015-10-17T19:07:09Z |
| 28 | "Where's the drugs? Where's the stuff I need?" | xryuskix | 2015-10-31T23:28:43Z |
| 29 | "Ping the crap outta Justin, make him cum." | xryuskix | 2015-11-16T02:13:18Z |
| 30 | "Do you see what I'm not seeing or do you not see what I'm not seeing?" | xryuskix | 2016-02-07T01:53:01Z |
| 31 | "Thank you moose." | xryuskix | 2016-02-14T02:13:56Z |
| 32 | "I've got a type, its the pale shutins." | xryuskix | 2016-03-05T23:35:48Z |
| 33 | "It's always been rough if you don't know what you're doing." | xryuskix | 2016-05-12T04:34:08Z |
| 34 | "Life Advice From Tipsy Blues" | alefnull | 2016-05-21T05:48:01Z |
| 35 | "Umm... I love butt stuff?" | xryuskix | 2016-05-30T04:52:52Z |
| 36 | "I ain't no Papa Smurf." | xryuskix | 2016-06-05T05:41:00Z |
| 37 | "I like how huge it is." | xryuskix | 2016-06-05T05:57:14Z |
| 38 | "I can't tell which way is out and which was is in." | xryuskix | 2016-06-05T06:09:51Z |
| 39 | "You're afraid of boobs, what's wrong with you man?" | xryuskix | 2016-06-05T07:12:29Z |
| 40 | "You fucks don't shut off no fucking lights, you fucks!" | xryuskix | 2016-06-11T05:19:37Z |
| 41 | "If I drank every time I fucking fucked, I mean...yeah." | xryuskix | 2016-06-11T05:37:54Z |
| 42 | "Sneeze induced shitting is like....it." | xryuskix | 2016-06-13T03:52:02Z |
| 43 | "I'm a little bit looser." | xryuskix | 2016-06-18T05:58:02Z |
| 44 | "I got shut out last game, I'm getting shut out this game, might as well call it Shutout Blues!" | eric1_z | 2016-06-20T00:16:04Z |
| 45 | "Actually, that's extremely long. That's better!" | xryuskix | 2016-06-20T02:17:58Z |
| 46 | "I'm completely retarded." | xryuskix | 2016-06-21T01:57:14Z |
| 47 | "I'm just useless." | xryuskix | 2016-06-21T02:24:16Z |
| 48 | "That's a fucking challenge." | xryuskix | 2016-06-21T03:12:34Z |
| 49 | "It's all about that widow booty." | xryuskix | 2016-06-22T00:41:44Z |
| 50 | "its a very loving gesture of abuse" - Kaleigh | eric1_z | 2016-06-24T05:40:44Z |
| 51 | "See, it's stuck in his butt!" | xryuskix | 2016-07-03T02:14:44Z |
| 52 | "I am very very straight." | xryuskix | 2016-07-10T06:04:50Z |
| 53 | "Oh fuckity what?" | xryuskix | 2016-07-12T04:59:36Z |
| 54 | "oh yes. I can feel it coming in hard. Phrasing" | eric1_z | 2016-07-17T06:17:23Z |
| 55 | "Oh my god...my...I...fuck!" | xryuskix | 2016-08-14T06:30:47Z |
| 56 | "I am the thing that I have always been." | xryuskix | 2016-09-19T03:56:35Z |
| 57 | "Just down below, hit the tip." | xryuskix | 2016-10-19T01:35:11Z |
| 58 | "I'm a terrible human being? I know." | xryuskix | 2016-10-26T03:18:54Z |
| 59 | "Gotta get yourself a cheap striper" - Ryuski | bluesmcgroove | 2017-05-29T23:28:09Z |
| 60 | "That's a rock, not a boat." | xryuskix | 2017-06-03T02:54:44Z |
| 61 | "I am not above being a hoe...a lot." | xryuskix | 2017-10-09T20:30:13Z |
| 62 | "Walking into stuff is like my spiritual gift." | xryuskix | 2017-10-31T01:04:22Z |
| 63 | "Jacksepticeye is my brother from another mother" | lee3335 | 2019-02-13T01:38:25Z |
| 64 | "it got in my mouth and i didn't know what else to do" | lee3335 | 2019-02-13T01:48:34Z |
| 65 | "Just let me wax it, okay?" | lee3335 | 2019-02-13T01:51:26Z |
| 66 | "I'm in the driver's rear, so..." | lee3335 | 2019-02-19T01:01:31Z |
| 67 | "What if I wanna get wet?" | lee3335 | 2019-03-05T00:10:13Z |
| 68 | "ohh oh god that's hard" | lee3335 | 2019-03-05T00:58:09Z |
| 69 | "There's no wrong way to love a chocobo" - FFXV | lee3335 | 2019-03-05T01:03:01Z |
| 70 | "*whispers* lesbians..." | lee3335 | 2019-03-05T01:10:37Z |
| 71 | "Please don't take this the wrong way! I have friends who are.... into the same sex and things" | lee3335 | 2019-03-05T01:15:51Z |
| 72 | “Fucking Onions!” | krob1n | 2019-06-25T01:05:15Z |
| 73 | "I'm a girl again, I can wear all the girls clothes!" | krob1n | 2019-06-29T01:12:17Z |
| 74 | I keep whackin' | avidyazen | 2020-05-02T22:12:17Z |
| 75 | "I do need more bigger raft, but I also need not hunger thirst." | bluesmcgroove | 2020-06-26T02:26:15Z |
| 76 | Oh God....I hate the shaft | krob1n | 2021-01-30T01:01:06Z |