!2hp | Subs | 2hp should be enough for anybody. | 0 | berbeboop | 2023-08-22T18:55:08Z |
!bonk | All | Go to horny jail, (_PARAMETER_)! | 16 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-10-09T19:07:49Z |
!brain | All | BRAIN STRONK, CAN CRUSH BRICK | 2 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-01-18T18:13:47Z |
!brb | All | Streamer rushed off on an accounting adventure and will return when the counting is done GottaGoFast | 0 | berbeboop | 2023-01-30T19:14:25Z |
!bttv | Subs | For a chance to witness the majesty of channel emotes download and install BetterTV expansion: betterttv.com | 1 | berbeboop | 2021-12-21T19:12:05Z |
!executeorder66 | Subs | Commander (_USER_), the time has come. | 2 | berbeboop | 2022-01-30T19:04:47Z |
!ffz | All | for a more customizable twitch experience and some emotes, get BTTV here: https://betterttv.com. For even more emotes, get FFZ here: https://frankerfacez.com CoolSlothStory | 3 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-04-14T18:03:08Z |
!jokeoftheday | All | Shitting bricks. | 2 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-01-25T21:56:42Z |
!nomic | All | I got a sore throat so no talking today | 0 | cyberspace_sloth | 2023-10-12T15:47:36Z |
!qs | All | QUICKSAVE! QUICK! | 18 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-10-01T21:39:32Z |
!refund | All | All customer service agents are currently busy, please stay on the line. | 2 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-01-19T23:23:39Z |
!resourcemanagement | Subs | Resource management is a pseudoscience and makes no sense! NotLikeSloth NotLikeSloth NotLikeSloth | 4 | berbeboop | 2021-10-09T18:56:01Z |
!so | Subs | Check out (_P_1_) at https://twitch.tv/(_P_1_), last seen playing (_TEXTAPI_https://twitch.api.scorpstuff.com/game.php?user=(_QESC_(_P_1_)_)_) | 4 | cyberspace_sloth | 2022-01-09T17:08:58Z |
!sounds | All | You can play a random clip with "!hi", "!bb", "!uhoh", "!f", "!win". You can play individual sounds with "!sb <snd>"; list: https://pastebin.com/raw/Y28JnMmP | 34 | cyberspace_sloth | 2022-04-15T14:29:10Z |
!splat | All | sloth has fallen off a branch (_splat_COUNT_) times | 16 | cyberspace_sloth | 2021-05-31T18:11:27Z |
!vroom | All | Vroom not guaranteed. No purchase required for entry. Terms and conditions apply. | 1 | cyberspace_sloth | 2022-01-23T16:12:01Z |