| 1 | BanBanBanBanBan! | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 2 | "Does anyone know how to equip balls?" ~DireButt 2014 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 3 | <"EERRRRRR hehehehehe my parents loved me." -Direbutt 2014> | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 4 | "Eggy bread sounds like communism" - DireDwarf 2014 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 5 | "I don't exactly enjoy the outdoors that much." ~Dire 2014 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 6 | "Zox has a lot of sacks" ~DireDwarf 2014 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 7 | "I"m being nice right now. I don't like it." ~Dire 2014 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 8 | "Don't Be Gross, Zox" | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 9 | "Fem has to fight me IRL, and if she loses she has to have tiny Fem babies" -Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 10 | "There is a LOT of pollution coming outta those things... That's very nice." -DireDwarf 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 11 | "The only place alcohol is going, is right here. *pats stomach*" Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 12 | "I want the whole... DICK!" - DireDwarf 2015.01.15 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 13 | "How was he able to penetrate me so much... Jesus" ~Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 14 | "The sun moves! I don't understand it! It's witchcraft." ~Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 15 | "Gravy all over the balls. All over them." -Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 16 | "Sex the cows! Have sex!" Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 17 | "I was out of that conversation 'til you said Fat Baby" ~ DireDwarf 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 18 | "I'm like the John Madden of WoW commentary" Dire 2015 | | 2020-02-29T21:55:26Z |
| 19 | "Orange juice is made from Orange Nipples" Dire 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-02-15T04:40:38Z |
| 20 | "Don't you worry about the size of my balls" ~Dire 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-02-21T00:51:50Z |
| 21 | Communists cannot like cheese, it's against their religion | bluepyros | 2015-02-22T03:23:33Z |
| 22 | "When the frogs lick you they take stuff out of your body" -DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-03-19T03:23:21Z |
| 23 | "Fixitfixitfixitfixitfixit!" -DireDwarf | dwi4 | 2015-03-31T21:32:35Z |
| 24 | "No, I don't like that ocean. Do over." ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-02T01:40:33Z |
| 25 | "Did they let you keep the tip?" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-02T02:43:48Z |
| 26 | "I want a big man to pick me up and shake me around so my back will pop!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-04T05:30:51Z |
| 27 | "My mess is a complete desk right now..." - DireDwarf 2015 | nightforge | 2015-04-07T04:05:11Z |
| 28 | "No I like being slammed! No don't quote me on that" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-08T01:38:36Z |
| 29 | "Let's all watch his tears. Everyone point and laugh. Everyone point and laugh!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-08T22:20:15Z |
| 30 | "They just use the damn honkey rink" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-11T02:29:51Z |
| 31 | "Love is just a kind of moistness. A humidity!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-11T02:33:36Z |
| 32 | "[My junk] is protected with plastic! And certified by a U.S. male!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-11T02:59:06Z |
| 33 | "Grab Dire's junk!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-12T03:53:37Z |
| 34 | "Just grab the food, and put it in your mouth hole! *indiscernible mumbling*" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-12T03:57:21Z |
| 35 | "I'll touch your taint shakekiller! Wait what? No." ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-16T02:51:33Z |
| 36 | "Oh, he's rubbing it all over me!" ~Dire 2015 | kiomadoushi | 2015-04-18T01:23:01Z |
| 37 | "Just go kill yourselves 'cause we're stuck." ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-18T01:52:46Z |
| 38 | "Oh, oh! Wiggle it around like a fish." ~Dire 2015 | kiomadoushi | 2015-04-18T02:48:16Z |
| 39 | "Man this is tight!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-24T04:09:04Z |
| 40 | "All you have to do is stick a knife in my ribs!" ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-04-25T03:58:45Z |
| 41 | "Come on guys, you all let the drope. The drope? Drope? Jope? JOKE drop" DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-06-07T02:56:37Z |
| 42 | "I love how Zox and I simultaneously shat on Hulk." ~DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-06-28T04:09:03Z |
| 43 | "Sometimes I just look at one, and I'm just immediately stoned" ~DireDwarf 2015 | linkybs | 2015-07-12T06:54:36Z |
| 44 | "Sometimes it's just fun to just murder--uh, murder hundreds of goblins!" -DireDwarf 2015 | dwi4 | 2015-07-16T02:23:20Z |
| 45 | My body is ready...For a pounding - Dire 2015 | craigpd | 2015-07-17T01:25:59Z |
| 46 | "People get mad, they go all like 'Oh my god we just sold people into slavery!' like they have morals or something." ~DireDwarf2015 | linkybs | 2015-08-07T11:17:14Z |
| 47 | "Damn, that's a lot of beavers" - DireDwarf 2015 | nightforge | 2015-08-16T11:05:59Z |
| 48 | "Where is the water thing that makes things not have water?" -DireDwarf, maritime robot hero | ladyonyxlp | 2015-09-06T06:15:32Z |
| 49 | "That sounds like something a girl in high school would say to *** with a guy. And NOT in the fun way." | dwi4 | 2016-02-21T04:07:30Z |
| 50 | "He's got like a super soaker when he shoots that thing, like Psssh!!! But like a sandblaster... with plasma." -Dire 2016 | kiomadoushi | 2016-02-27T02:27:36Z |
| 51 | "I want more people to get bangin'!" | dwi4 | 2016-04-17T08:03:15Z |
| 52 | It's like Metery, but shitty! | dwi4 | 2016-04-19T05:00:01Z |
| 53 | "We left the elderly to explode in the ship." | dwi4 | 2016-04-24T01:00:28Z |
| 54 | "Milk or cereal first? Ew, cereal first! Who would put milk first, a communist?" -DireDwarf 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-05-20T00:01:46Z |
| 55 | "Oh, I'm drunk! I forgot about that." -DireDwarf 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-05-22T05:25:08Z |
| 56 | "Butts butts. butts butts butts." -Dire 2014 | linkybs | 2016-06-03T06:20:29Z |
| 57 | "Nope, gotta shut the door 'cause someone will come in and try to sleep with me." ~DireDwarf 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-06-12T06:13:56Z |
| 58 | "I don't remember putting a penis here." ~DireDwarf 29 June 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-06-30T04:35:50Z |
| 59 | "OH SHIT! ... That was, um... on purpose..." -Dire 2016 | kiomadoushi | 2016-07-04T01:26:54Z |
| 60 | "Wow, he got me HARD!" ~DireDwarf 2016 | linkybs | 2016-07-12T03:14:13Z |
| 61 | "You could kill FOUR small children with that much kibble." | dwi4 | 2016-07-16T07:04:20Z |
| 62 | "You guys are awesome, can I say that? Well too bad, I'm saying that. You guys are awesome." ~DireDwarf 16 July 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-07-16T07:25:12Z |
| 63 | "I said STRIP HIM. Now BURY HIM. Geez Val." DireDwarf 15 July 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-07-16T07:29:16Z |
| 64 | "Heyyyy, you wanna fuck?" ~DireDwarf | 23 July 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-07-23T07:52:44Z |
| 65 | "The small Korean girl is my spirit animal, apparently." ~DireDwarf 11 August 2016 | dwi4 | 2016-08-11T23:40:44Z |
| 66 | "Wanna come down here and see my hole? LOOK AT MY HOLE!" ~DireDwarf 11/21/2016 7 Days to Die | linkybs | 2016-11-22T06:34:33Z |
| 67 | "Eat that whole zombie! - DireDwarf 2016" | princesscarline | 2016-12-03T08:15:42Z |
| 68 | "You're a monster SBL - DireDwarf 2016" | princesscarline | 2016-12-09T10:57:49Z |
| 69 | "How about you go suck a bag of dicks?" -DireDwarf 2017 | dwi4 | 2017-01-07T07:39:48Z |
| 70 | "I would have given you herpes" - DireDwarf 2017 | princesscarline | 2017-01-11T02:15:04Z |
| 71 | "It's a boring dickslap" DireDwarf 2017 | dwi4 | 2017-01-11T06:21:17Z |
| 72 | "It's a little stiff. I think that thing pushes under there" | breonnagy | 2017-03-17T00:27:38Z |
| 73 | "I guess Pause is getting it tonight" - DireDwarf 2017 | crysyn | 2017-04-13T06:46:13Z |
| 74 | "My booty hole got double teamed." -DireDwarf 2017 | dwi4 | 2017-05-13T05:37:08Z |
| 75 | "I'm serious now, my pants are off and I got a bag of twizzlers" - Talon 2017 | princesscarline | 2017-05-18T00:44:05Z |
| 76 | "Bag's ass is pretty good too" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-01-21T05:23:03Z |
| 77 | "Please don't kiss my cloaca" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-01-25T09:10:54Z |
| 78 | "A dick, but a well-made dick" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-01-28T10:54:36Z |
| 79 | "She likes to make me eat the pickles" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-05-16T05:59:05Z |
| 80 | "I would chicken BBQ a baby" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-09-14T04:36:14Z |
| 81 | "The love is there, it's just hidden behind the fingers" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-09-14T06:11:57Z |
| 82 | "I don't know how long genocide takes" - DireDwarf 2019 | princesscarline | 2019-11-21T08:58:24Z |