| 1 | "How do I work this blasted thing..." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T18:52:34Z |
| 2 | "You can't be my mom, because we're the same person. That would be weird." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T18:49:36Z |
| 3 | "I am GrassWing." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T19:00:10Z |
| 4 | "If you want to become a mod, you have to send a dick pic to Coebot, and if he approves you can be a mod. That's how it works." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T19:05:38Z |
| 5 | "I'm almost out of babies." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T19:17:25Z |
| 6 | "You're just in time to watch everyone die." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T21:04:20Z |
| 7 | "Child died? Oh, who cares." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-10-31T21:15:19Z |
| 8 | "I was so rudely interrupted by myself being stupid!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-01T16:51:49Z |
| 9 | "Really? I want you to go in there." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-01T18:06:31Z |
| 10 | "Electronics somehow did not hate me." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-03T23:24:47Z |
| 11 | "I'm even worse at voices than Eve." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-03T23:30:21Z |
| 12 | "Notice how I'm actually killing things now." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-04T00:14:32Z |
| 13 | "Ow.... Ow..... Ow..... Ow..... Ow..... Ow." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-04T00:26:03Z |
| 14 | "I'll survive.. I think... maybe... I hope so..." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-04T02:04:33Z |
| 15 | "Vikings get sick twice a year." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-04T21:07:51Z |
| 16 | "This guy has nothing now. That's awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-04T23:24:47Z |
| 17 | "This I can make. It's easy! [silence] Damn it! It's not easy!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-05T21:26:48Z |
| 18 | "It's a tiny potato, and it believes in me." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-05T21:29:20Z |
| 19 | "You have a lot of leaves! I like that in a tree." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-05T21:59:55Z |
| 20 | "Oh, good. I got a brain. I needed one of those." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-05T22:47:10Z |
| 21 | "Well, at least you gave me the head." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-08T17:48:05Z |
| 22 | "It's a harsh climate, so everything is harder." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T20:19:45Z |
| 23 | "Behold the power of incest." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T20:33:52Z |
| 24 | "You're banging your own mom, that's awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T20:42:25Z |
| 25 | "Oh, I had a boy, good. He's going to grow up to bang his sister." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T20:53:00Z |
| 26 | "I like viewers. Viewers are awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T21:11:15Z |
| 27 | "I am as good at this game as much as I am a dolphin." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T21:30:48Z |
| 28 | "I'm not a dolphin." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T21:31:03Z |
| 29 | "That's unfortunate. She didn't move in with her grandfather to have kids." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T21:34:15Z |
| 30 | "Girls are always welcome." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T22:20:19Z |
| 31 | "I might end up in a museum." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T23:04:25Z |
| 32 | "Labourers have nothing but offtime." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T23:27:13Z |
| 33 | "I actually care about kids right now." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T23:39:43Z |
| 34 | "You guys have food! Stop dying!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-09T23:45:23Z |
| 35 | "I need the traders to stop being douchebags." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-11T00:39:08Z |
| 36 | "Old people dying is fine." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-11T01:15:03Z |
| 37 | "It's not a learning curve, it's a learning cliff." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-11T01:16:20Z |
| 38 | "You drowning would be bad. I wouldn't have anyone to make quotes for me." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-12T21:26:17Z |
| 39 | "That's the wrong type of rubber!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-12T21:49:45Z |
| 40 | "It's very not useful." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-12T22:34:02Z |
| 41 | "The trader is completely useless." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-13T22:55:58Z |
| 42 | "I have two people that are only kind of here. Awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-14T21:03:57Z |
| 43 | "The sun is home to a lot of science." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-14T21:53:45Z |
| 44 | "I haven't been hit much this time, that's good.... ow!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-14T22:41:18Z |
| 45 | "It's probably OBS' fault." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-16T21:14:38Z |
| 46 | "This house is for the hermits." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-16T21:56:52Z |
| 47 | "Blood magic is only technically evil." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-16T22:54:11Z |
| 48 | "I'm a kind despot." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-17T23:20:36Z |
| 49 | "I'm also a very greedy despot." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-17T23:39:13Z |
| 50 | "I really don't like that. I might just get rid of you." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-18T20:06:46Z |
| 51 | "My computer decided not being alive." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-18T22:22:32Z |
| 52 | "I don't care if I kill you or not; I just want you out of here." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-18T22:31:16Z |
| 53 | "The pig is already dead..... I said 'the pig is alrea..' there we go." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-18T23:03:24Z |
| 54 | "People are stupid." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-19T22:00:36Z |
| 55 | "I'm doing this even if I don't need to, because apparently I need to." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-19T22:36:05Z |
| 56 | "I want to punch the world in the face." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-20T00:54:28Z |
| 57 | "Homeless people, don't ever talk to me again!" - GrassWing | grasswing | 2015-11-20T22:27:35Z |
| 58 | "Roads can't be built under water?! What?!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-20T22:29:48Z |
| 59 | "I don't know what I was thinking." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-22T16:34:22Z |
| 60 | "I know what it is. You're computer came." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-22T17:21:23Z |
| 61 | "The physics of destruction." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-23T22:05:10Z |
| 62 | "I've got people to spare, so, whatever." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-23T23:06:56Z |
| 63 | "I have lost confidence in you, Grass. I don't know what to do." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-23T23:15:45Z |
| 64 | "If you're educated, you work better." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-23T23:20:42Z |
| 65 | "We're watching steel get smelted." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-24T00:25:17Z |
| 66 | "I failed worse than Grass!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-24T01:06:24Z |
| 67 | "People are scary." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-24T23:44:31Z |
| 68 | "I'm basically just copying Bekah." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-25T03:02:09Z |
| 69 | "That crab is so happy that it's giving a blowjob." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-25T22:43:58Z |
| 70 | "I'm just being a little more democratic with my despotism." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-26T18:21:15Z |
| 71 | "Chocolate's a fruit." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-26T18:44:04Z |
| 72 | "I want to punch you to death. Get back here!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-29T17:31:50Z |
| 73 | "I guess Swedes aren't as horrible as we thought." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-29T18:40:38Z |
| 74 | "Food is yummy!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-11-30T19:56:06Z |
| 75 | "You summoned Coebot!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T21:45:09Z |
| 76 | "I'm gonna die, that's what I'm going to do!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T22:29:07Z |
| 77 | "In this game, the incest is strong." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T22:36:12Z |
| 78 | "You died to death." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T22:37:18Z |
| 79 | "I'm graceful." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T22:47:12Z |
| 80 | "That's a uterus." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-01T22:52:08Z |
| 81 | "My chat is great." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-02T00:03:45Z |
| 82 | "Coebot is an honourary Viking." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-02T00:06:52Z |
| 83 | "Hi Belkah. Wecome back." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-03T00:07:09Z |
| 84 | "I need so many people punished into humility." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-03T00:07:34Z |
| 85 | "I want you to be angry and attack that person." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T04:15:03Z |
| 86 | "I have a wet pussy on my lap." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T04:15:26Z |
| 87 | "I'm sad Coebot doesn't love me." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T04:15:58Z |
| 88 | "So here is my hole. Now I need to empty it." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T22:07:11Z |
| 89 | "It will look cool, and that's all that matters." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T22:40:13Z |
| 90 | "When we do battle, are you going to blame it on your shift key when I beat you?" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T23:31:12Z |
| 91 | "I read previous as potato." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-04T23:43:30Z |
| 92 | "I need all my uneducated people to die." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-05T00:58:36Z |
| 93 | "I'm working my way up towards the uterus." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-05T01:06:15Z |
| 94 | "I'm psychic in the worst way possible." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-05T02:07:54Z |
| 95 | "I'm trying to figure out what to put in there." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-05T02:25:28Z |
| 96 | "I can't die! That's awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-05T04:20:27Z |
| 97 | "I'm full of everything." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-06T16:44:29Z |
| 98 | "The 'look cool' is the most important." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-06T17:53:40Z |
| 99 | "Biology isn't real science." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-06T19:00:04Z |
| 100 | "Unfortunately, chocolate is not very good." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-06T19:17:11Z |
| 101 | "I wanna hear that cry. Like Justin punched Pause's baby." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-07T20:42:44Z |
| 102 | "Everyone worship chocolate right now!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-07T22:27:12Z |
| 103 | "Ohmygosh! That's so big!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-09T20:44:06Z |
| 104 | "Flowers, get over here!" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-11T21:51:16Z |
| 105 | "I have to come raid this village at some point." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-11T23:42:43Z |
| 106 | "I have an old age problem." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-14T21:24:31Z |
| 107 | "I have the dammit this is not fun" -dman | dman11235 | 2015-12-16T05:24:07Z |
| 108 | "It's the dreaded double trader; twice as useless." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-17T21:21:11Z |
| 109 | "Accidental killed with an axe? Are you sure?" - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-17T21:26:27Z |
| 110 | "The stupidity and false patriotism makes them a little gamy." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-28T23:26:57Z |
| 111 | "I'll eat the Pope if I want to." - Dman | grasswing | 2015-12-29T00:26:16Z |
| 112 | "I just annihilated that mushroom." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-05T21:57:45Z |
| 113 | "I don't even care about your butt right now." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-05T22:14:27Z |
| 114 | "Oh, look at my beauty now. It's not terrible." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-07T18:55:45Z |
| 115 | "Take my meat." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-11T19:33:40Z |
| 116 | "Finish her with talk about shrimp." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-13T19:31:38Z |
| 117 | "Are we all naked right now?! Awesome!" - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-18T23:21:53Z |
| 118 | "Oh sweet, I killed him." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-18T23:21:58Z |
| 119 | "Now I'm friendly, which is not good." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-01-27T18:47:13Z |
| 120 | "Humans are terrible." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-02-11T22:56:38Z |
| 121 | "Twitter is useful, because then you know when I'm streaming." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-03-02T23:02:40Z |
| 122 | "Time for more unpleasant fisting." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-03-09T22:27:54Z |
| 123 | "I love filling holes." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-04-04T20:39:51Z |
| 124 | "I don't need that much sausage." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-04-04T20:46:42Z |
| 125 | "Grass, you're a cow!" - Dman | grasswing | 2016-05-02T19:47:05Z |
| 126 | "Kestrel is easy." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-05-18T19:37:57Z |
| 127 | "I hate humans" - Dman | grasswing | 2016-05-18T20:27:59Z |
| 128 | "I don't really care about you guys surviving this." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-05-18T21:29:24Z |
| 129 | "This is my triangle of death technique." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-01T19:09:32Z |
| 130 | "Coebot never steered me wrong... except all those times Coebot steered me wrong." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-01T19:16:52Z |
| 131 | "I don't really care all that much about science." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-02T21:29:15Z |
| 132 | "I have the worst RNG." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-04T19:21:39Z |
| 133 | " 'I would have been fine if I just didn't die.' Words to live by." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-04T20:19:29Z |
| 134 | "Supplies are bae." - Dman | grasswing | 2016-06-22T19:08:19Z |
| 135 | @dman11235 "What are you, a pig or something?" | awingedshield | 2025-04-22T02:08:22Z |
| 136 | @dman11235 My mouth is dumb | awingedshield | 2025-06-03T00:03:43Z |
| 137 | @AWingedShield THEY HAVE BLONDES!? | awingedshield | 2025-06-03T00:04:08Z |