Eswoogi Quotes
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1"No More Resets" - Eswoogi 2016jayo2xny2016-01-01T02:22:54Z
2"Enjoy the rod" - Eswoogi 2016jayo2xny2016-10-01T03:45:03Z
3"I can't get the basket in the hoop" Eswoogi 2016ryuquezacotl2016-10-25T18:36:24Z
4"Lemme groin ya!" - Swoog 2016jayo2xny2016-11-13T22:30:03Z
5"I think I just butt-hosted you!!" - OnlyHopeRemains 2016deadmanj2016-11-14T23:45:53Z
6"We're rodding!!" - Eswoogi 2016jayo2xny2016-11-22T23:25:37Z
7Danish? I thought I was lewdanese -Swoog 2016kunkjuice2016-11-23T00:42:17Z
8"I think we need to grind Fran a little." - eswoogi 2016deadmanj2016-12-02T01:35:00Z
9"I could go for a finger." - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-03T03:42:17Z
10"Wow I'm unbuttoned." - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-05T01:50:07Z
11Swoogfa is banned and never returning....or is she? -Swoog 2016kunkjuice2016-12-05T04:02:49Z
12"... this is odd. It has some gooey white sauce..." swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-06T03:30:32Z
13"Not because I fill my box with wood too quickly" - OnlyHopeRemains 2016deadmanj2016-12-08T21:02:58Z
14RIPCon is going to be in the midwest thenkunkjuice2016-12-09T04:06:55Z
15"Is that dude pitching a tent over there?" - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-09T04:43:16Z
16"Uh oh, swoogFa is getting tinkled on." - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-09T19:26:18Z
17if you are new to the stream, that is our stream mascot, swoogFakunkjuice2016-12-10T01:28:19Z
18"hey.. it's kunk.. i've got the rest of the sub fam on with me... i just wanted to let you all know that Conan O'Brien has died" - KunkJuice in tophermonkees dream 2016kunkjuice2016-12-11T19:50:17Z
19"Aw my wig"- Swoog 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/CheerfulBaboonStoneLightningjayo2xny2016-12-11T22:53:37Z
20swim strat GET https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/GentleRhinocerosSeemsGoodkunkjuice2016-12-12T02:28:25Z
21"Merlin is much easier when you can wizard away his wizardry" - swoog 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/DifficultHyenaOptimizePrimedeadmanj2016-12-12T05:49:41Z
22All pro shell strats Kappa https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/GoodFoxGrammarKingkunkjuice2016-12-15T18:51:07Z
23Merlin Plz https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/FunnyDuckBatChest YoshiDkunkjuice2016-12-15T19:01:43Z
24challenge mode swoogWTDuck https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/ZanyMuleKappaPridekunkjuice2016-12-16T02:51:52Z
25"I will be streaming all over christmas and all over new years." - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-17T04:11:09Z
26"Steal somebodys MAGIC carpet and you are gonna get forked" - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-18T21:53:37Z
27"Am i just making this super hard?" - swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-18T23:01:11Z
28where we going, fam? LUL https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/CautiousJackalShibeZkunkjuice2016-12-19T00:08:00Z
29That's exactly why I didn't want to use peach https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/SleepyKoupreyDAESuppykunkjuice2016-12-19T04:05:02Z
30One for the rod! swoogLewd https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/PoisedHumanHeyGuyskunkjuice2016-12-19T18:03:56Z
31WEEEEEE (get rekt) https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/RelievedAntelopePicoMausekunkjuice2016-12-20T14:56:18Z
32"Kuja? Isn't he wearing a man thong?" - Eswoogi 2016onlyhoperemains2016-12-27T02:29:32Z
33"Aaah, he's trying to lick me!!" - Swoogi 2016 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/SuperLocustTheRingeronlyhoperemains2016-12-27T20:40:11Z
34"Is there something on my nose?" -Swoog 2016 as he played with his carrot. https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/SplendidFoxVolcaniadeadmanj2016-12-29T03:06:57Z
35"My carrot is pretty big. It does sometimes get in the way." - Swoog 2016deadmanj2016-12-29T03:36:55Z
36You will never see swoogfa after today - Swoog Dec 29th, 2016kunkjuice2016-12-29T21:24:41Z
37I thought that was me -Swoog 2016 RIPR NYE NotLikeThis https://clips.twitch.tv/riprunners/ProudMartenOSsloth LULkunkjuice2017-01-03T17:10:11Z
38I just deleted my progress - swoog 2017 LUL https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/ObedientStingrayMrDestructoid NotLikeThiskunkjuice2017-01-04T15:02:54Z
39"Thats an awfully weird size" - swoogi 2017deadmanj2017-01-05T03:06:22Z
40Noctis I see you have wizardly powers, can you collect this tomato for me -Swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-01-12T20:25:23Z
41Gladio (FF15): You might be handier with a rod than a sword Kappa Swoog: no comment LULkunkjuice2017-01-13T03:14:00Z
42Ahh good game, cheers bro Kappa https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/StupidJayVolcaniakunkjuice2017-01-16T00:15:00Z
43several weeks later....loading screen you trying to meme me? I know that feeling bro -Swoog 2017 MewPewkunkjuice2017-01-19T02:56:20Z
44no seriously, I should have been in bed hours ago and this game is awful (FF15) ResidentSleeper -Swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-01-19T14:53:13Z
45"Yea I'll start speedrunning this when i want you all to hate me." swoog 2017 talking about speedrunning ff15deadmanj2017-01-21T03:27:11Z
46hey the mission was completed...it doesn't matter if the agent survived or not -00 swoog 2017 !007kunkjuice2017-01-31T14:52:01Z
47Oh he's dead! He's down! https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/DifficultHerdMcaT Kappa -Swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-02-10T03:58:15Z
48"Hes trying to jack our sword" - swoogi 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/TalentedEagleJebaiteddeadmanj2017-02-12T22:01:36Z
49oohh ughh oohhhh....okay... https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/ZealousChinchillaPazPazowitz -swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-02-13T01:18:57Z
50This is going to be the new layout https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/DullScorpionNinjaTroll -swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-02-13T02:40:13Z
51"Respect your elders to a point, but if your elders are a douchebag, don't respect them!" -Swoogi 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/WrongAntelopeWutFacefatmn2017-02-16T22:56:52Z
52Before we do anything fam...shhhh <3 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/PoorJaguarKippa -swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-02-17T16:26:13Z
53"oooooh I'm getting tongued!" swoog 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/AdorableTermiteSSSsssdeadmanj2017-02-18T04:19:10Z
54OH MY GOD FAM https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/LovelyTurtleCoolCat ripBrokunkjuice2017-02-20T03:33:31Z
55"Less skin, More Rod" - swoogi (20/2/2017)deadmanj2017-02-20T22:18:31Z
56"We all know the true hero of the story is the shoopuf man. Imposhibibble!" - Eswoogi 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/WanderingChinchillaKreygasmfatmn2017-02-23T21:02:20Z
57I really don't know the words o7 https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/RealVultureBibleThumpkunkjuice2017-02-25T04:49:00Z
58"Have you not seen the size of my gun? ... Actually it looked a bit bigger on Barry" -swoog 2017deadmanj2017-03-12T04:32:26Z
59"first, i was thinking there was here a lot of strange ppl but now i feel good to talk with you." - Alast0rs 2017deadmanj2017-03-16T20:21:22Z
60Oi huh hblrbllblblbl https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentRelentlessFennelPermaSmugkunkjuice2017-03-29T01:03:44Z
61"I dont think I can handle any more man-thongs" - Swoog 2017deadmanj2017-03-30T02:27:43Z
62[00:24] FrankerZ : ive been in swoogis channle the people in that chat spam memes 24/7 ZzzzZzzZzeswoogi2017-03-30T15:07:57Z
63"Im not your doughnut boy" - swoog 2017 to kunkjuciedeadmanj2017-03-31T20:41:21Z
64"F^%* you Scuba Steeeeeeeeeve!" - Eswoogi 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/LuckyBoxyTroutHotPokketdeadmanj2017-04-03T21:34:34Z
65YOU'RE MY SPOON NOW! - Ms E to Kunkjucie 2017deadmanj2017-04-06T00:54:54Z
66"Ah! Its Captain Kunk, sailing the seven seas looking for grills. YARRRR! Plundering all the Booty" - Swoog 2017deadmanj2017-04-08T00:50:17Z
67"pizz is gsam" - JayO2xNY 2017fatmn2017-04-08T19:05:23Z
68"alright so I say...duck and cover WATAAA https://clips.twitch.tv/PoisedHelplessBeefPartyTime OpieOPkunkjuice2017-04-12T01:32:45Z
69"That's what I always wanted my stream to be... somewhere where we can-F*CK!" -Swoog 2017 https://clips.twitch.tv/DeliciousRichPterodactylTBCheesePullblackdeathdoom2017-10-28T02:51:30Z
70"I'm not scared brah" https://clips.twitch.tv/SpunkyExuberantBorkPipeHype OpieOPkunkjuice2017-04-12T02:00:40Z
71"God Save the Queen" https://clips.twitch.tv/SmallStormyLorisTheRinger - Swoog 2017kunkjuice2017-04-30T21:15:28Z
72"ooh, he's a handsome lookin' fella! https://clips.twitch.tv/KathishPerfectTapirPastaThatkunkjuice2017-05-18T01:42:07Z
73swoogSpoop https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedJazzyDuckFailFishkunkjuice2017-05-31T01:49:56Z
74"The way to a person's heart is not through their mouth its through your finishing move" - swoog 1/6/17deadmanj2017-06-02T03:53:52Z
75"Try, try and try again, until you literally can't be bothered anymore, then don't try anymore." ~ Eswoogi 2017fatmn2017-06-19T19:17:54Z
76Is he stuck again?!?! So you...build a wall from here... https://clips.twitch.tv/HilariousSeductiveSalamanderItsBoshyTime LUL NotLikeThis -Swoog June 2017kunkjuice2017-06-25T19:57:46Z
77...shredded.... https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtsyDepressedWasabiDoubleRainbow BrokeBack - Swoog playing FF6 June 2017kunkjuice2017-06-30T16:06:06Z
78NotLikeThis boss heals... NotLikeThis https://clips.twitch.tv/LivelyInexpensivePuffinDeIlluminati -Swoog playing FF6 June 2017kunkjuice2017-06-30T16:09:37Z
79"Little bit controversial" - Swoog 2017 [South Park: The Stick of Truth]fatmn2017-07-04T01:35:01Z
80Im just spewing bits everywhere.... https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulMiniatureAsparagusKappa -swoog July 2017kunkjuice2017-07-08T02:17:15Z
81"You laughing at my mad driving skills?" https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedSuaveChickpeaSwiftRage "Is my bike still in the tree?" https://clips.twitch.tv/ExpensivePiercingSkirretLeeroyJenkins "Hello Car-Tree" https://clips.twitch.tv/FastCrackyAlpacaDogFace New Style Points Back Flip into Explosion https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingAuspiciousReindeerPhilosoraptor boat suicide https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearSaltyLardCoolCatdeadmanj2017-08-06T02:28:37Z
82"he went flying!" https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyLuckyTarsierTinyFacedeadmanj2017-08-03T01:09:08Z
83because why not swoog d!ck?...I've said that before and got slapped https://clips.twitch.tv/InnocentObedientHamsterUnSane LULkunkjuice2017-08-24T13:07:17Z
84Mike Tyson? I can do some Mike Tyson https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousIcySnoodKlappa DOUBLE KO WATAAA WATAAA - Swoog Aug 2017kunkjuice2017-08-25T01:21:18Z
85Mark this post..... FF4 will win - mkbvb08 August 29th, 2017kunkjuice2017-08-29T17:58:06Z
86Do we get extra style points, fam? https://clips.twitch.tv/KnottyPoorIguanaTTours -swoog September 2017kunkjuice2017-09-09T02:55:15Z
87"These instructions do NOT look swoog friendly" LuL https://clips.twitch.tv/BoredMuddyRadishKappaPridekunkjuice2017-09-21T18:44:03Z
88"....." https://clips.twitch.tv/TalentedVivaciousCougarUncleNox https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousAcceptableMuleDoggodeadmanj2017-10-23T22:07:17Z
89"AHHHHHHHHHHHH" https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedGleamingDeerBIRBdeadmanj2017-09-29T17:53:22Z
90DOUBLE 🥔 https://clips.twitch.tv/CaringBraveDonkeyDansGame FailFishkunkjuice2017-10-02T00:54:25Z
91"Alright I'm comin in! I'm comin in!" https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentSourFlyDatSheffydeadmanj2017-10-20T18:46:53Z
92WATAAA Bet you didn't know I was a ninja... now you do https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulThirstySquidFreakinStinkin WATAAA https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentAnnoyingInternPeanutButterJellyTimekunkjuice2017-11-01T02:42:03Z
93I CAN MAKE THAT! I CAN MAKE THAT! https://clips.twitch.tv/NastySpunkyDelicataPartyTime ...I can't make that... LuLkunkjuice2017-11-02T02:27:14Z
94YOU JUST GOT BLEW THE F*** UP! 💣 https://clips.twitch.tv/SpineyBitterJaguarShazBotstixkunkjuice2017-11-03T00:37:16Z
95I'm ⛵ ing awayyyyy https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousBrainyBatHumbleLife LuLkunkjuice2017-11-03T01:54:36Z
96RIGHT at the bottom LuL https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearCredulousDillSpicyBoy 🗻 November 2017kunkjuice2017-11-06T02:02:22Z
97...nice SeemsGood https://clips.twitch.tv/BloodyQuaintWoodpeckerCopyThis panicBasketkunkjuice2017-11-09T01:46:19Z
98"WOOOOOWWWWWW!" https://clips.twitch.tv/ElegantFurryPanDendiFace https://clips.twitch.tv/CulturedBelovedArmadilloSuperVinlinkunkjuice2017-11-09T01:50:55Z
99"Oh! No! Who died? I died! he died! we both died! WE BOTH DIED! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFpfffttt! Did that count? Did... that count? " https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteStrangeJackalHoneyBadgerdeadmanj2017-11-22T19:15:07Z
100Mass Vehicle Slaughter https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousUninterestedGoatArsonNoSexydeadmanj2017-12-10T00:27:50Z
101AHA! This is the one we need to beat! https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveGiftedSwanSwiftRage swoogRip Jebaitedkunkjuice2017-12-14T23:27:54Z
102Now you watch, I'll get the rare drop now...F*CK I did! DansGame https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyCrypticPeafowlResidentSleeper LuLkunkjuice2017-12-17T04:27:09Z
103"He's pink! He's salmon! HE'S SAVAGE?!" - swoogi Dec 2017sigmargathus2017-12-28T02:52:49Z
104he's been protecting this from the beginning of the game... https://clips.twitch.tv/BlueTastyArmadilloTBTacoRight Jebaitedkunkjuice2018-01-07T02:26:22Z
105Yaga jump scares: https://clips.twitch.tv/HonorableBreakableClipzKeyboardCat GhoBust https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialInventiveFriesNerfRedBlaster GenGarhologrammer2018-01-09T00:01:37Z
106"So don'cha worry none! No matter what happens, there'll always be a Swoogi in your life!" swoogLove https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyPiercingHareThisIsSpartasigmargathus2018-01-12T01:00:58Z
107I could listen to lin ard sky nard all nigh.... https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulAmorphousJuiceKappa LuLkunkjuice2018-01-25T03:33:03Z
108F*CK THE CAM https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulPlacidHabaneroBigBrother LuL Jebaitedkunkjuice2018-02-04T23:19:44Z
109F*CK YOU AND YOUR CAM! https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousAltruisticBisonMau5 LuL Jebaitedkunkjuice2018-02-04T23:23:06Z
110"What? Are you guys noobs or something? like...I'm a professional gamer, I DO THIS FOR A LIVING" https://clips.twitch.tv/ExuberantZealousPineappleAliens SeemsGoodkunkjuice2018-02-14T01:12:45Z
111USUAHYAYAYA...you f*cking what. love??? LuL https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredImportantFishHoneyBadger - swoog 2018 FF6kunkjuice2018-02-14T01:33:25Z
112F*CK WAS THAT THE MERCHANT? swoogPotato https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailBlitheOctopusDoggokunkjuice2018-03-07T03:24:23Z
113Hole in One swoogDerp https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedPiliableApeRalpherZkunkjuice2018-04-02T01:51:16Z
114"Ooooh tickled the rim!" - swoog 2018sigmargathus2018-04-17T01:48:28Z
115IM IN BRO, IM IN...UGHHH swoogLewd https://clips.twitch.tv/ShyHeadstrongToadPicoMause Kreygasmkunkjuice2018-04-18T02:08:17Z
116There's some tasty nuts swoogLewd https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveTriangularLEDYouDontSaykunkjuice2018-04-21T17:22:22Z
117"LuckyJarmes: oh, you mean easily avoidable holes Kolthor?LuckyJarmes: swoogs one true nemesis"kolthor_thebarbarian2018-04-23T18:37:51Z
118Well...you know what to do now at least... https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticRefinedLemurSquadGoals Kappakunkjuice2018-04-24T02:29:52Z
119ResidentSleeper MewPew ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING ME?!?! https://clips.twitch.tv/BlightedStrongArtichokeAMPTropPunchkunkjuice2018-05-04T03:22:22Z
120I think that's what we call karma Jebaited https://clips.twitch.tv/GorgeousLovelyMomOSfrog swoogDerpkunkjuice2018-05-05T02:35:19Z
121That's Tails trying to make me look bad https://clips.twitch.tv/AffluentEnchantingAppleRitzMitzhologrammer2018-05-13T21:16:49Z
122I AM GONNA F*CK YOU BOTH UP swoogDerp https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentRoundPassionfruitKreygasm -Worms Armageddon May 2018kunkjuice2018-05-24T00:13:11Z
123I'm a good chocobo pet me - miiilibear 2018deadmanj2018-06-06T02:50:06Z
124You play fortnite?! DanceBro https://clips.twitch.tv/CheerfulCrowdedNeanderthalKappaWealth DogePls -Swoog IRL June 2018kunkjuice2018-06-09T20:36:31Z
125Welcome to England... swoogWut https://clips.twitch.tv/RepleteGloriousBobaThisIsSparta -Swoog IRL June 2018kunkjuice2018-06-09T20:36:53Z
126HE SUPLEXED SHADOW!!! ...well that f*cked me swoogDerp https://clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingGrotesqueCroquetteTinyFace -swoog FF4/6 June 2018kunkjuice2018-06-19T01:24:56Z
127I'm so lit right now TRIGGERED https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidTardyClipsdadPermaSmug ariW PJSalt -swoog IRL 2018kunkjuice2018-06-30T03:45:33Z
128PewPew ...did I get him? https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyProductiveLouseTheTarFu -swoog Half-Life July 2018kunkjuice2018-07-12T02:52:16Z
129"I'm in here with you swoog, please don't shoot me" - sigmar swoogPotato https://clips.twitch.tv/BigGentleDotterelCmonBruhmoose5122018-07-16T00:43:11Z
130“Buh-bye!” - Buddy the Birb 2018 duckPls https://clips.twitch.tv/BoxyHeartlessNigiriAMPEnergysigmargathus2018-07-17T17:03:39Z
131gimme your best fortnite dance! Does it go like this? https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenBoredRedpandaSquadGoals DanceBro swoogDerpkunkjuice2018-07-19T02:39:12Z
132Im trying to stream, shut the f*ck up!" https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedSpineyBananaTriHard 🐦 -Swoog and sassy gull July 2018kunkjuice2018-07-27T02:02:31Z
133...what rhymes with hill... https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyShakingCoffeeTBTacoRight KaRappa swoogLewd - swoog the rapper July 2018kunkjuice2018-07-27T03:15:36Z
134"Can you imagine like, waking you up in the middle of the night" - Eswoogi https://clips.twitch.tv/SplendidCautiousPheasantFunRunmiiilibear2018-07-27T04:52:04Z
135OY! swoogSpook 🐦 CAW CAW https://clips.twitch.tv/DifficultBrainyTortoiseCharlieBitMekunkjuice2018-09-18T01:13:19Z
136nananana AFRICAAAA swoogDerp https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealTubularPeafowlShadyLulu swoog Jan 2018kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:37:29Z
137as if I was gonna fall for that...AGAIN 🕳️ LuL https://clips.twitch.tv/BadBraveSandpiperShadyLulu swoog 2016kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:40:07Z
138AFAYA swoogSpook https://clips.twitch.tv/NimbleGoodRutabagaDancingBanana swoog 2016kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:41:32Z
139swoogPotato 🎯 ⛵ https://clips.twitch.tv/TastyLovelyStorkKappa swoog 2017kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:44:12Z
140OH I KILLED HIM?!?! That's better than winning! swoogPotato https://clips.twitch.tv/LachrymoseTastyJamTTours swoog 2017kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:48:17Z
141...we're about to get boned. swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/AcceptablePlausibleClipsmomDogFace give the swoog a bone ConcernDoge https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/CleanJayBatChest swoog 2016kunkjuice2018-10-20T14:54:16Z
142MarioPls https://clips.twitch.tv/eswoogi/GlamorousWoodpeckerDOOMGuy swoogRIP swoog 2016kunkjuice2018-10-20T15:02:26Z
143Always push the big red button OpieOP https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderMoistBibimbapPermaSmug 👉 🔴 swoog 2016kunkjuice2018-10-20T15:04:49Z
144"I've always been a player." -Eswoogi, Player extraordinaire 1/11/2018deadmanj2018-11-02T04:12:09Z
145wut a posh little tw*t! https://clips.twitch.tv/DeliciousTameKeyboardBuddhaBar 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 -swoog November 2018kunkjuice2018-11-28T01:47:09Z
146"There is no night or day when you are a full time streamer. There is only online or offline." - Deadmanj 2016kunkjuice2018-12-07T04:23:51Z
147“i pro’ed it, and saved it” Swoogi 2018sigmargathus2018-12-31T00:17:25Z
148👁️ of the 🥔 https://clips.twitch.tv/ProtectiveKitschyWheelDogFace -swoog Jan 2019kunkjuice2019-01-04T00:12:40Z
149“i’ve got balls around my mouth” - swoogi 2019sigmargathus2019-01-04T23:55:11Z
150<swoog not even in the room playing the game> https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealPopularArmadilloTwitchRPG SeemsGood -swoog Jan 2019kunkjuice2019-01-11T00:47:08Z
151Oh wait what? swoogDerp Did I just aqualung myself? https://clips.twitch.tv/AntsyTrustworthyWerewolfCclamChampkunkjuice2019-01-13T05:49:03Z
152politics is like masterbation it’s fine when your alone but when you try and do it with others it gets weird swoogDerp - Barbatos00 2019kunkjuice2019-01-14T02:59:39Z
153"I thought it was GGs but it was not GGs" Swoog, feb 2019akole2019-03-01T03:50:24Z
154"I'm assuming the conception went swoothly? swoogLewd https://clips.twitch.tv/MotionlessEnticingOkapiRalpherZ -swoog on the birth of WormGuts94's child March 2019kunkjuice2019-03-05T03:34:29Z
155“...then sniff your fingers.“ - eswoogi 2019sigmargathus2019-03-20T18:55:53Z
156I’m glad no one can see me now, sitting in front of my laptop, watching two guys singing and getting drunk while spamming up arrow and enter LUL - Brain 2019sigmargathus2019-03-20T22:37:48Z
157"There's nothing happening down there, love. Nope." swoog 2019deadmanj2019-03-22T01:06:59Z
158"You can't suck on my thing." Swoog 2019 "I wouldn't even let Kunkjuice suck on my thing."deadmanj2019-03-22T01:11:56Z
159I'm not holding my controller by the way, I'm playing one handed. I gotta go and wash my hand...it's all creamed up. swoogLewd https://clips.twitch.tv/MistyBreakableAntelopeAMPEnergyCherrykunkjuice2019-03-27T01:31:41Z
160I wasn't even meant to do this f*cking fight man! swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralBeautifulLorisMau5 -swoog March 2019 South Park: Fractured But Wholekunkjuice2019-03-28T03:26:02Z
161This PC is detrimental to the stream. swoog April 2019 https://clips.twitch.tv/TenaciousTenderMarjoramSwiftRagedeadmanj2019-04-07T00:13:20Z
162Are my eyes freakishly close together? swoogDerp -swoog April 2019 https://clips.twitch.tv/PolishedYummyGazelleAlienskunkjuice2019-04-07T00:46:35Z
163"AHA! Feel my magical sword!" - swoog april 2019deadmanj2019-04-11T01:59:10Z
164"How many nuggets can you fit in your mouth?" 🐔 https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantObliqueParrotWTRuck -swoog May 2019 in BK at 1amkunkjuice2019-05-04T00:24:21Z
165"the old flat tire" https://clips.twitch.tv/LitigiousTenuousElkDoubleRainbow swoogRIP catalina plz! -swoog GTA SA May 2019kunkjuice2019-05-16T02:41:28Z
166Mein Hut, der hat drei Ecken swoogWhut 🎤 https://clips.twitch.tv/AmusedSmoothEchidnaPJSugar -Brain May 2019kunkjuice2019-05-17T23:41:56Z
167"You boys are still full of life. Then you got people like me that are just . . . Reeeeeeee" - Eswoogi May 2019 https://clips.twitch.tv/SparklyWimpySkirretHotPokketsigmargathus2019-05-30T04:00:02Z
168swoogRage UKona https://clips.twitch.tv/LightGlutenFreeBorkTinyFacekunkjuice2019-07-13T02:35:08Z
169DM...DID I LEVEL UP??? swoogDerp https://clips.twitch.tv/PiliableHomelyJaguarCmonBruhkunkjuice2019-07-13T03:25:43Z
170"wolfs are ded" - swoog notesdeadmanj2019-07-13T03:55:16Z
171a bandit sneaks up on you and grabs psychosheep... swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulHungryJalapenoFunRun -swoog Organ Trail July 2019kunkjuice2019-07-22T02:44:16Z
172Oh yeah, don't let me forget chat, I've got to actually, uh... F*CK https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedSecretiveToadKeepofatmn2019-07-29T23:12:52Z
173"It's the way I tell 'em" - Dr. Doolittlemoose5122019-08-21T03:11:49Z
174"This is fucking bastard shit fuck"fatmn2019-09-16T22:50:16Z
175"Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man! OH MAN! Oh man." - Eswoogifatmn2019-09-24T04:54:10Z
176"I wish I were a goose, a goose would know what to do" -BrainLover 2019magic_spark2019-10-28T23:44:21Z
177"I was worried brain was going to get me killed, thanks fatmn... I'm glad brain wasn't here to hear that" - Swoog "*ahem" - Brainsroy22019-11-04T02:22:56Z
178"This game is just... badly coded. So, I'll need to try that again. It's badly coded. -Swoog (on FFVII)sroy22019-11-04T02:58:19Z
179"Oh, this is supposed to be a speed run? I hadn't noticed." -Brainsroy22019-11-04T03:02:35Z
180“First try” - BDD https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteWimpySamosaRiPepperonissigmargathus2019-11-04T03:21:37Z
181‘I haven’t got enough fingers!’ - Eswoogi 2019 LULsigmargathus2019-11-04T03:31:04Z
182"I don't even know what I'm doing..." -Swoogsroy22019-11-04T03:38:52Z
183Man I feel like my eyes aren't even open anymore - swoog at swoogcon after 6 daysmoose5122019-11-09T03:18:55Z
184“GIVE YOURSELF A FUCK!” - Little Misfortunesigmargathus2019-12-04T22:44:14Z
185"If we go to distant worlds ill go as swooguna" Swoog 2019 December 9th 7:06PM PST https://clips.twitch.tv/LazySavageSpiderKappaWealthdeadmanj2019-12-10T03:06:54Z
186"this english dude. he looks juicy. lets get em" swoog 2020deadmanj2020-01-09T02:09:30Z
187"I heard swish discovered fire. Maybe just a rumor though." - xXPaPaXXbLeSsXx 2020deadmanj2020-01-23T01:24:46Z
188S: "Alright you kill him!" B: "...maybe I will" S: "...wow" https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertBombasticPassionfruitJonCarnage -swoog/Brain Streets of Rage Feb 2020kunkjuice2020-02-02T20:18:17Z
189Don't spill coke all over your PC boys swoogPotatomoose5122020-04-07T00:47:18Z
190£2k mega PC + 60 fps monitor is kinda like giving the Z sword to Yamcha - Bonny 2020magic_spark2020-04-24T19:03:43Z
191"I didn't think there was gonna be any poo" WutFace 💩 https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteEnthusiasticPeafowlDogFace -swoog April 2020 RE3Rkunkjuice2020-04-29T00:59:07Z
192“swoogi I totally don’t win even if I can prove that you were wrong you’re just like ‘BLEBLEBLE CHANGE OF TOPIC’” - Brain April 2020sigmargathus2020-04-30T21:21:19Z
193Alight...let's assume that was all that was in there... WutFace LuL https://clips.twitch.tv/HonestDarkPhoneKappaRoss -swoog May 2020 RE3Rkunkjuice2020-05-01T19:21:45Z
194"I'm aiming for Carlos..." swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/FineSeductivePelicanDansGame -Swoog May 2020 RE3Rkunkjuice2020-05-07T00:41:56Z
195I don't like sucking on bones, man. - Swoog, 2020magic_spark2020-05-07T23:54:16Z
196perfect OpieOP https://clips.twitch.tv/LovelyAcceptableLapwingStrawBeary -swoog Battletoads 2020 Maykunkjuice2020-05-18T23:26:18Z
197LIKE A FOOKING CHAUMP https://clips.twitch.tv/SleepyFrigidPhoneDxCat Kappa 🏆 -swoog Battletoads 2020 Maykunkjuice2020-05-18T23:33:59Z
198"I would've let him spin me in the face so hard. I still would've f***ed him" Eswoogifatmn2020-05-20T23:44:55Z
199EYYYYYY...CHAUMP https://clips.twitch.tv/SolidSpookyAxeEagleEye Rippp swoog June 2020 - Mega Man Xkunkjuice2020-06-01T20:39:16Z
200“I got a PSO2... You know what fuck off I’m not even talking.” - eswoogi June 2020 Playing FFIX https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousHelpfulWaffleAMPTropPunchsigmargathus2020-06-04T00:10:03Z
201well, FUCK YOU ALL. HAVE A GOOD LIFE peepoFu (then immediately log off discord) -Brain June 2020 in happy hourkunkjuice2020-06-13T21:37:43Z
202“but there is a tank. And he’s run me over. and. MISSION FAILED” -eswoogi playing C&C June 2020sigmargathus2020-06-14T02:50:10Z
203"Alright, we're in the zone!" swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/IronicRelatedHawkDoggo swoogRIP -Eswoogi, June 2020kunkjuice2020-06-30T01:45:45Z
204that's how we roll! https://clips.twitch.tv/GiantAdventurousDonutPermaSmug -swoog grand theft auto III July 2020kunkjuice2020-07-25T17:43:08Z
205"F*CKING SH*T F*CK 💣 ⛵ https://clips.twitch.tv/FitNiceGazelleTwitchRaid -swoog Grand Theft Auto III July 2020kunkjuice2020-07-25T18:33:52Z
206"my boobs are worth a squeeze" - swoog while playing twitch singsdeadmanj2020-08-02T00:33:39Z
207"he's buying fuckin snacks when the reactor is meltin down LUL " - lizzyberry22 2020deadmanj2020-09-23T02:54:28Z
208Normie: "Are you really that much of a dickhead?" Eswoogi: "More than you know" -In DMs Oct 2020kunkjuice2020-10-16T00:39:24Z
209this time boyz! https://clips.twitch.tv/CrazyLuckyWasabiHeyGirl -swoog FFX 5 year anniversary Oct 2020kunkjuice2020-10-30T03:54:55Z
210ORDER ME A 🍆 https://clips.twitch.tv/EsteemedDullDadNerfBlueBlaster -swoog FFX 5 year anniversary Nov 2020kunkjuice2020-11-06T02:27:16Z
211on Alright Kev, check this matey. Gonna make you sweat https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousPluckyButterBIRB -Swoog minesweeper break mid ffx Nov 2020kunkjuice2020-11-11T19:49:21Z
212"God damn, all these fricking BOBs. Such a pain in the ass." - Eswoogi, surrounded by bobsfatmn2020-12-04T22:29:10Z
213Eswoogi: - FUCKING SHIT FUCK BASTARD BATTLE SYSTEMmoose5122020-12-16T22:11:32Z
214holyKarp "Are there some fishnets there too swoog?" holyKarp Swoog - "I dont like fishing" https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientBlitheIcecreamTebowing 🎣moose5122021-01-16T19:21:43Z
215swoogClod God I really want to morph him... Is it worth it? swoogClod https://clips.twitch.tv/DifficultSuperKeyboardPJSalt Ripppmoose5122021-01-19T23:10:47Z
216"lawdy dawdy we likes to.... FUCK!" --swoog 26/1/2021deadmanj2021-01-27T00:11:31Z
217"I was a twitch streamer, down on my luck, extremely poor. I bought some Knockjuice to maybe enhance my evenings. Little did I know I would bring home a 8.5 out of 10! 3 years later I proposed and for some reason she said yes! Thank you KnockJuice!" -Deadmanj Feb 2021kunkjuice2021-02-05T03:46:52Z
218You know what? I don't even want hair. - swoog 2021 https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticAnimatedCrowPermaSmugmoose5122021-02-07T01:41:04Z
219I built a wood farm, a plank farm, and a corrigated iron farm.... NotLikeThis https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereGorgeousBasenjiPastaThat-AwshuKtOEw24CO8z -swoog March 2021kunkjuice2021-03-19T02:10:04Z
220F-Zero swears left and right https://clips.twitch.tv/FastRacyHamSMOrc-yyKcqcrl3YSCJcE- -Swoog playing F-Zero April 2021kunkjuice2021-04-22T01:01:34Z
221"My face when I have to mod my mods more than I have to mod chat" Swoog 2021fatmn2021-05-08T20:31:04Z
222“I am a small girl” - kunkjuice May 2021 http://prntscr.com/137agxcsigmargathus2021-05-21T03:26:43Z
223“Oh man I look super pretty” - eswoogi 2021 https://clips.twitch.tv/AltruisticSpicyPandaBigBrother-XGXouvkMv5qID7rLsigmargathus2021-06-18T20:12:16Z
224China, put your pp back where the poopoo! https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedCalmGerbilTriHard-r5CYB3NBmCL2ppdv -Swoog July 2021kunkjuice2021-07-30T00:41:50Z
225I already hate this game MarioPls https://clips.twitch.tv/CuriousCourteousMagpieDoubleRainbow-uQuEtaUqu_KnBYB2 -Swoog SM64 Aug 2021kunkjuice2021-08-20T20:51:51Z
226Get outta the way peepoTubby https://clips.twitch.tv/CuriousConcernedSoymilkFrankerZ-GFd1EyIt2rWaov60 -Swoog SM64 Aug 2021kunkjuice2021-08-20T21:00:46Z
227“A phucking phrog that goes phribbit.” - eswoogi Aug 2021 playing SAR https://clips.twitch.tv/CalmAlertTrayStinkyCheese-QGcD21FZFpuyAWw2sigmargathus2021-08-27T04:20:57Z
228BAH GAWD IT'S AUSTIN! https://www.twitch.tv/eswoogi/clip/GiantFreezingEggnogTheRinger-P4Z9jfDwWtiwigMq?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time - swoog OoT August 2021kunkjuice2021-08-31T23:45:28Z
229The bomb troll incident of 2021 https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1134599418 - swoog OoT August 2021kunkjuice2021-08-31T23:51:27Z
230"I'm a do-er, not a learner." Swoog, 2021eswoogi2021-09-04T18:24:55Z
231"I've got to learn the ways of the Gramora. I'm not good with balls. I'm not good at handling balls." - Eswoogi 20XXfatmn2021-12-16T01:12:22Z
232"I make my mom sound really mean. She is actually really mean" - Eswoogi 2021iep_plays2021-12-17T19:44:31Z
233"I swear to god if I get aqua lung 5 out of 4 times... Kappa https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedSwissFriesHeyGuys-IWKyRaXMGUZ3PspJ -swoog FF7 Dec 2021kunkjuice2021-12-21T01:07:38Z
234can he beat Emerald within 12 mins? 1.1 million points on the line! https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdInquisitiveDonkeyRedCoat-qbQTINTaF8bXfO_F - swoog FF7 Dec 2021kunkjuice2021-12-29T20:32:30Z
235How deep are you...into... 👉 🍑 https://clips.twitch.tv/ResilientExcitedFennelKlappa-WSi3l0Xn_K-sEYbU -swoog FFX Dec 2021kunkjuice2021-12-29T22:26:08Z
236Where is my counter materia??!? https://clips.twitch.tv/DiligentKnottyMagpieTooSpicy-xG_PttIJcSgWKZGideadmanj2022-01-05T20:41:38Z
237"I can distinguish between STUPILITY and yeah k"iep_plays2022-02-04T16:42:16Z
238couldn't even feel the consistency of chicken in my mouth -eswoogi 2022iep_plays2022-02-05T19:22:21Z
239"If I ever lose my fuck tracks, I always go left" - Eswoogi 2022 [dark souls 3]iep_plays2022-03-02T21:05:48Z
240ooooh you're not getting me this time! WutFace https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousFaintSandpiperNerfRedBlaster-d7ybKrrhgyJP3XGF - swoog playing Darksouls III March 2022kunkjuice2022-03-03T01:02:01Z
241Alright, I need some souls... OpieOP https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingFuriousWitchTBTacoLeft-sYq3AOUxfRDntFqw -swoog Darksouls III March 2022kunkjuice2022-03-03T02:56:25Z
242🇫🇷 https://clips.twitch.tv/TriumphantIcyCurryGivePLZ-y1WG8lMLu9569dDp -Garlic Swoog March 2022kunkjuice2022-03-07T01:58:37Z
243"Ahh, I dribbled" - eswoogi while camping March 2022 https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessBrainyHummingbirdBloodTrail-rWVayN_OpGJbJX1ysigmargathus2022-03-13T07:12:25Z
244Can't beat me like that punk! https://clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticCoyReubenDatBoi-FlBLck6hErqQcflV -swoog Rolo to the Rescue June 2022kunkjuice2022-06-01T22:44:30Z
245keeping it interesting! SonicJAM https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralObedientAubergineHotPokket-JzId-V5W6agtxOkL -swoog Sonic the Hedgehog June 2022kunkjuice2022-06-03T01:38:02Z
246"hole in oner" as he proceeds to swoog it up https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualTenderClipzDoubleRainbow-EkDpvI_eCEZdTjjq ⛳ -Swoog playing minigolf, July 2022kunkjuice2022-07-29T15:46:43Z
247Swoog at Pride: "Boobas!" peepoHuggie "Dongas!" FROGESILLYblackdeathdoom2022-08-07T23:26:32Z
248"Where is my ballsack actually?" Swoog - 2022iep__2022-09-30T18:58:08Z
249I say we do it! swoogRIP https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyOutstandingBaconTriHard-Hxp6toypiIL0sEQg -swoog playing Elden Ring Dec 2022kunkjuice2022-12-12T19:38:18Z
250“Can we fall down that?” - swoogi July 2023 https://clips.twitch.tv/FrozenAverageNuggetsKreygasm-Ty6b7WPWaIa7YS3wsigmargathus2023-07-25T14:56:26Z
251Do a full on Bin Laden - Swoog Feb 2024 󠀀eswoogi2024-02-12T14:00:08Z
252I'm getting the meatspinszeik_g2025-07-16T18:18:13Z
253And that over there I believe is a buildingzeik_g2025-07-16T18:18:30Z