| 1 | I have had ENOUGH. INTERRUPTIONS. TONIGHT. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:12:06Z |
| 2 | OH GOD WHOOPS | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:12:19Z |
| 3 | Who needs democracy when you have superpowers? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:12:37Z |
| 4 | Oh... they were digging /my/ grave. Yees. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:12:53Z |
| 5 | I'm a happy bunch of bees. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:13:04Z |
| 6 | I am the MOST charismatic bees. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:13:23Z |
| 7 | I'm gonna shove this gun, this- uh, wait. *rummages* THIS GUN I'm gonna shove this one in your face. -SkylarkLanding | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:13:40Z |
| 8 | I don't... /want/ that... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:13:56Z |
| 9 | And thus bad times were had by all. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:14:08Z |
| 10 | What is that? I don't know. Can I eat it? Probably not. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:14:23Z |
| 11 | Why would there be handcuffs in here? Oh, someone's probably into that, that's fine. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:14:35Z |
| 12 | I'm not afraid of you! That's a lie, I'm terrified... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:14:45Z |
| 13 | oop | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:14:48Z |
| 14 | No, that's a legume, nevermind. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:15:19Z |
| 15 | Booneism- like Buddhism. But more guns. -k3vst4r and SkylarkLanding | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:15:30Z |
| 16 | Oh.... my god..... I could just light everything on fire. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:15:43Z |
| 17 | I have an incinerator, and this leads into a library. This should be fun. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:15:52Z |
| 18 | Vivisect me, please. -Doctor Zero | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:00Z |
| 19 | Useless. I'll take it. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:09Z |
| 20 | Oh, that's something I definitely want to put in my mouth | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:31Z |
| 21 | When did I stop being on drugs? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:38Z |
| 22 | BITCH, PLEASE. I AM SCIENCE! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:48Z |
| 23 | WHAT THE BUG NUGGETS BUTT | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:16:56Z |
| 24 | Danse Danse Revolution! Best game. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:02Z |
| 25 | Shut up and DANSE with me! Synth kiiilling is my destiny... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:08Z |
| 26 | It could have gone smoother? I fired a jet engine on you, Danse. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:16Z |
| 27 | Super Mutants /mostly/ assholes. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:25Z |
| 28 | Borous is not on my side. He's just there. Whatever, dude... I killed your dog. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:34Z |
| 29 | The motto of Falcolm in Fallout: May I always be near death and have a crippling inventory weight. - finalstand102996 | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:42Z |
| 30 | I'm the fastest Bastion... FASTION. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:51Z |
| 31 | Tidal pools are my shit. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:18:58Z |
| 32 | It is hard for mortal men to comprehend how done I am. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:19:04Z |
| 33 | I brought some healing and, like, one gun. That should be enough, right? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:19:10Z |
| 34 | Oh, so it only took a bit of blackmail for you to become my friend. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:19:16Z |
| 35 | Do you know how hard it is to find a good hairbrush in the apocalypse? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:19:54Z |
| 36 | I, for one, am enthusiastic about brain fungus. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:02Z |
| 37 | I can fight while overencumbered. Watch me. WATCH ME! I can do it... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:09Z |
| 38 | I'm not a hero... I'm the player character. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:16Z |
| 39 | The bones are starting to hurt me. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:21Z |
| 40 | Close thine noise hole and cease vocalizing! (ye olde STFU) -SkylarkLanding | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:29Z |
| 41 | (Referring to hostile dragon) You are not a friendly buddy-boy. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:35Z |
| 42 | Shoot first, ask questions never. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:42Z |
| 43 | *excited gasp* Let's murder all of THESE people! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:48Z |
| 44 | I forgot to use my... eyes. Eyes. Organs that you use for seeing things. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:20:58Z |
| 45 | Hm, what's in this bin? (nothing) (jumps into bin) Now I'm in the bin. (attempts to leave bin) And I can't get out. I'm stuck! I'm stuck in the bin! (special thanks novaeangliae) | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:21:14Z |
| 46 | What?! I shot him in the knee, how did his head explode? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:21:36Z |
| 47 | Blood everywhere- this seems like a great place to just walk right in. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:21:43Z |
| 48 | Oh, I shot him right in the dick. Every goddamn time. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:00Z |
| 49 | I can taste victory. It tastes like 84 pieces of hardtack. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:11Z |
| 50 | I'm headed straight southwest.... the only straight thing I've ever done in my life. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:26Z |
| 51 | I just searched his crotch. That it not something I ever wanted to do...... there's not much down there. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:35Z |
| 52 | Is this dude named Chip, after the really big one on his shoulder? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:46Z |
| 53 | "I will fus ro fuck you up." | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:22:54Z |
| 54 | zloop zloop zloop the corpse goes down the stairs - skeletalecho | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:23:25Z |
| 55 | (upon seeing a Korvax for the first time) Holy shit, it's Daft Punk! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:23:33Z |
| 56 | "Another slot? Now I can carry more useless shit! Fuck yes!" | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:23:39Z |
| 57 | bonk II: the bonkening | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:23:45Z |
| 58 | "The guys the dudes. The guys. The dudes. The guys the dudes! The Holograms!" | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:03Z |
| 59 | Hold on, I'm brutally murdering someone. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:13Z |
| 60 | "It's a fi-ish, shaped like a fi-ish..." *voice cracking* | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:19Z |
| 61 | Where is Winston, I hear his flip flapping flippedy flapping feet... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:25Z |
| 62 | Why can't I parkour away from my problems? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:31Z |
| 63 | There are no words to explain exactly how boned I am right now. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:40Z |
| 64 | "Hey Torb, you fucking loser... oh shit, I'm the loser, I'm the loser...!" | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:48Z |
| 65 | Ring around the rosie, pockets full of fuck you... | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:24:53Z |
| 66 | Help, guys, I'm a fragile little FUCK YOU. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:00Z |
| 67 | How to carry your team, by fucking Falcolm. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:08Z |
| 68 | "Where's McCree? I can hear his boots, his jingle boots. He's around somewhere. It ain't Christmas, cowboy. Quit your jinglin'." | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:16Z |
| 69 | How does Sombra hack S:76's sprint? He's old and she makes him feel it. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:29Z |
| 70 | She wants to kill me and raise me as one of her minions. Which, while flattering, isn't something I'm into. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:38Z |
| 71 | I almost died from a cooking pot for you guys. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:44Z |
| 72 | Love ya buddy. Me @ myself. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:51Z |
| 73 | Damn you, adult responsibilities! -SkylarkLanding | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:25:58Z |
| 74 | I just-- feel obligated to kill all of these people. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:26:05Z |
| 75 | I'll put my fate in my own hands, thanks. My hands, with their gun. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:26:12Z |
| 76 | "I'm the one who does his job. I'm thinking, you're the other one..." -special thanks jmorrison | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:26:23Z |
| 77 | "it's okay, we're now in my beautiful home. Let's go to the basement for weapons... and these iron ingots I poured all over the fucking ground. Like a loser." | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:26:37Z |
| 78 | There's a venn diagram of things you're supposed to be doing, and this, does not overlap at all. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:00Z |
| 79 | "I don't need the ground to walk. I just need the sky and the power of my own belief. And some unicorn tears or some shit, I dunno." | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:11Z |
| 80 | This is what I was hoping for the whole time... this is what I wanted. A nice shot of my head poking through the ground. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:19Z |
| 81 | Ah, a chest! Ooh, expertly locked, huh? *instantly breaks lockpick* | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:26Z |
| 82 | Achievement unlocked: fuck off swamp monsters! -chenti999 | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:32Z |
| 83 | Oh look, enemies!... Oh shit, enemies. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:42Z |
| 84 | *after messing up closing statement* *russian accent* WHEN YOU LEAF ROOM, TURN LIGHT OFF. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:51Z |
| 85 | "Effectively, God nerfed me." | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:27:58Z |
| 86 | I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm just... scared. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:04Z |
| 87 | Maybe the real boss battle was the friends we made along the way. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:10Z |
| 88 | "I SMELL A BAT SWARM!" | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:15Z |
| 89 | Shut the fuck up, Lurker, I'm trying to outro. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:23Z |
| 90 | I just kill when I need to, man. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:29Z |
| 91 | Sometimes I am greedy for murder. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:34Z |
| 92 | The Divines gave you legs, Irileth. Use them to go faster than you normally would. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:40Z |
| 93 | Lydia, can you carry my - sins? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:28:48Z |
| 94 | I'm gay as shit. Look at that face. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:05Z |
| 95 | "Shenanigans and tomfoolery should only be done for the sake of shenanigans and tomfoolery." -Sketchy_lurker | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:18Z |
| 96 | It's just flour! It's all just a shitton of flour and potatoes! What are you gonna do, make a fucking ton of gnocchi?!?! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:28Z |
| 97 | Flirt! Flirt with the emissary of death! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:35Z |
| 98 | You get a physical picture of the dick from above. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:42Z |
| 99 | Okay. You draw a dick on the flip-flop. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:29:50Z |
| 100 | (in response to an AI blocking fire with a shield) Maybe he did..... maybe he dead. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:02Z |
| 101 | With great power comes great responsibility? Fuck that, LET'S KILL. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:08Z |
| 102 | *exaggerated gasp* TWO tree stumps?! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:22Z |
| 103 | Ring around the rosie, motherfucker. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:30Z |
| 104 | Why do I have an entire pocketful of bees? | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:39Z |
| 105 | I'm an avatar of *voice cracks* deaaath! | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:30:45Z |
| 106 | Oh god, I'm surrounded by assholes. | falcolmreynolds | 2020-04-19T16:31:37Z |