| 1 | "I'll go sex Nex." - Jondely | fitmit | 2018-04-01T22:20:14Z |
| 2 | "I'm gonna have to find a different position for the next boss." - Jondely | fitmit | 2018-04-01T22:20:31Z |
| 3 | "No, if you touch the bloodstain that's how you get aids! Didn't you know?" | erei | 2018-04-23T16:33:08Z |
| 4 | "I'm so tired, I'll probably misclick my bed and sleep on the floor" - Some Dxpwer | fitmit | 2018-09-03T10:22:34Z |
| 5 | "Instead of holding hands we hold selfie sticks!" - Fitmit | fitmit | 2018-09-05T22:39:57Z |
| 6 | "Idk if there's a diagnosis for floating eyeballs/mouth holes | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:20:40Z |
| 7 | "Me don't care how work. Me want farm" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:20:52Z |
| 8 | "Among us inflation?" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:21:09Z |
| 9 | "Send them the Goku feet pic" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:21:18Z |
| 10 | "He gave birth" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:25:04Z |
| 11 | "Ironmen poop alone" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:25:57Z |
| 12 | "Gordon Ramsey has brought Hells Kitchen to Roblox" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:26:58Z |
| 13 | "You can't trim my bush" | fitmit | 2025-11-23T18:28:55Z |