ginger_maus Quotes
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1I mount where I pleaseginger_maus2016-07-24T03:56:31Z
2"I need something to mount"the_zez2016-07-24T03:59:23Z
3"I know I need an adult"the_zez2016-07-24T04:00:11Z
4Housekeeping!!billy_druid2016-07-24T04:00:46Z
5One of us. One of us. Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble"the_zez2016-07-24T04:03:00Z
6"Heath Ledger says 'Hello'."ginger_maus2016-07-24T04:07:51Z
7Hello Friend!the_zez2016-07-26T13:07:45Z
8Pirate Kitty AARGH R) CoolCatthe_zez2016-07-26T19:54:53Z
9#spacemaaaaaaaaaausthe_zez2016-07-26T22:48:43Z
10lazer bukkakethe_zez2016-07-26T23:06:01Z
11Now I'm turbo-fucking my right arrow key.mtcason2016-07-26T23:09:15Z
12No, that's not at all how a girl squees.mtcason2016-07-26T23:12:59Z
13"Pop that P one more time."mtcason2016-07-26T23:16:25Z
14"I want to do the sex with him."mtcason2016-07-27T00:03:08Z
15"I know I'm a boner killer. It's okay."mtcason2016-07-27T00:07:45Z
16"Sugar tits out!"mtcason2016-07-27T00:35:03Z
17"Literally trying to shove it in anywhere."mtcason2016-07-27T00:44:34Z
18"Laser bukkake."mtcason2016-07-27T00:48:08Z
19"Canadian hobos ho out"the_zez2016-07-27T01:36:57Z
20"We can either fuck it or kill it."mtcason2016-07-27T01:44:04Z
21"I'm confused and I'm lost and I think somebody slipped me a roofie."mtcason2016-07-27T02:13:15Z
22"No, no, no, I'm too young to ... and I'm dead."mtcason2016-07-27T02:24:10Z
23"I feel like I HAVE to be doing something with my hands to make my weapons fire."mtcason2016-07-27T02:37:12Z
24"I was touching it and it went off ..."mtcason2016-07-27T02:38:08Z
25"Of course it is it came out of my mouth"the_zez2016-07-27T02:42:37Z
26"Fuck you sideways with a pine cone"the_zez2016-07-27T02:58:09Z
27"It was your anus and Neptune."mtcason2016-07-28T22:52:56Z
28"Catch me one I want to mount it"the_zez2016-07-29T00:31:19Z
29"Alright...tickle me helmo"the_zez2016-07-29T02:17:59Z
30"And he came right on my back ..."mtcason2016-07-29T22:29:03Z
31"How do I shit this tiny ship?"mtcason2016-07-29T22:38:22Z
32"Slower slower slower slower slower ..."mtcason2016-07-29T22:49:40Z
33"I always want to go down just nobody cares."mtcason2016-07-29T22:56:49Z
34"That is the bullest of shits."mtcason2016-07-29T23:30:54Z
35"You coming?" - Z. "Eventually. I'll give you a hint. I'm not worth waiting for." - Mausmtcason2016-07-30T00:10:26Z
36"I wasn't looking for one I was randomly hitting it"the_zez2016-07-30T00:28:45Z
37"Your camera is messed up." - Everybodymtcason2016-07-30T01:31:32Z
38"In and out and in and out and in and out."mtcason2016-07-30T01:33:49Z
39"Starbeat 39"the_zez2016-07-30T01:36:15Z
40"Just take me."mtcason2016-07-30T01:40:37Z
41you're a douchecanoo you're an entire fleet of douchecanoosthe_zez2016-07-30T01:40:57Z
42"They're all converging on my rock."mtcason2016-07-30T01:41:51Z
43"It was just the best tiny thing I could afford."mtcason2016-07-30T01:43:01Z
44"Nope, don't get stuck again. NOPE! Don't get ... stuck ... again ... Unf."mtcason2016-07-30T01:45:37Z
45"Down down up up up! Over! Down! Stop. Stop stop stop!"mtcason2016-07-30T01:48:17Z
46"sounds like rug-burn"the_zez2016-07-30T01:53:11Z
47"A spray in the face, Ginger. " -Billy. "Yeah, probably." - GingerMausmtcason2016-07-30T01:57:11Z
48"Turn, you slutty bitch!"mtcason2016-07-30T01:58:07Z
49"Dickishness is NOT an attractive quality. Okay, it kind of is ..."mtcason2016-07-30T18:55:31Z
50"MOIST."mtcason2016-07-30T23:10:29Z
51"Feel my librarian RAGE!!!!"the_zez2016-07-30T23:15:16Z
52"It's like I fucked a bear"the_zez2016-07-30T23:51:30Z
53"I just licked it a little bit ..."mtcason2016-07-30T23:51:52Z
54"Like a chicken bahk bahk. Live like a chicken die like a chicken"the_zez2016-07-31T00:01:01Z
55"Fuck your cats."mtcason2016-07-31T00:26:33Z
56"If you ever open your mouth you will come to regret it very quickly."mtcason2016-07-31T00:27:22Z
57"I've seen a pickled space worm before."mtcason2016-07-31T00:45:20Z
58"Don't take off from the spaceport! THE JERKY IS READY!"mtcason2016-07-31T01:06:23Z
59"It looks like a foot."mtcason2016-07-31T01:27:44Z
60"Oh God yes, it looks like I fucked a chocolate Easter bunny!"mtcason2016-07-31T01:28:25Z
61"I like the big, obnoxious ones."mtcason2016-07-31T01:29:40Z
62"The boners of the elderly are awesome!"mtcason2016-07-31T02:02:10Z
63"Jeff from Achievement Hunter and his wife are fucking right where I used to live ..."mtcason2016-07-31T02:16:16Z
64"I can't believe I wasted blowjobs for everyone."mtcason2016-07-31T02:20:27Z
65"I am annoyed at how easy I am."mtcason2016-07-31T14:14:00Z
66"I'm gonna milk them slowly and sensually."mtcason2016-07-31T14:36:26Z
67"We're just gonna beat her off."mtcason2016-07-31T14:46:03Z
68"Yes i do, very well thank you"the_zez2016-07-31T18:35:36Z
69"I went into the thingie Billy"the_zez2016-07-31T19:38:07Z
70"It's so small in space!"mtcason2016-07-31T19:42:09Z
71"I only do that to you." - Z ... "That's true." - Mausmtcason2016-07-31T20:18:46Z
72"is it one long one or a bunch of little ones"the_zez2016-07-31T21:08:57Z
73" Why do I have a red box?"mtcason2016-07-31T22:48:35Z
74" Why do I have a red box? Does anyone know?"the_zez2016-07-31T22:49:24Z
75"Nope, fucking. Nope, fucking. NOPE! FUCKING FUCK!"mtcason2016-07-31T22:55:44Z
76"Go down in the hole. Thank you."mtcason2016-07-31T22:56:12Z
77"Harry you fucking fuck fuck...well we are"the_zez2016-07-31T23:00:10Z
78"Give me that fucking thing, you whore."mtcason2016-07-31T23:02:38Z
79"Punch him, Ron. PUNCH HIM!!!!!"mtcason2016-07-31T23:02:46Z
80"Things just come out of your mouth for no reason." - Zezmtcason2016-07-31T23:03:23Z
81"Aww, I wanted to draw a penis!"mtcason2016-07-31T23:03:41Z
82"Apparently that's NOT where I'm supposed to put it ..."mtcason2016-07-31T23:12:12Z
83"Pick up the fucking hair, Ron! Fine. You've lost your privileges. Harry's going to do it."mtcason2016-07-31T23:12:25Z
84"Ron, stop putting your rat on the floor!"mtcason2016-07-31T23:14:01Z
85"I consider my self a slitherwla...GET ON THE FUCKING BROOM YOU BITCH"the_zez2016-07-31T23:28:04Z
86"Let me on you. Let me on you. LET ME GET ON YOU!"mtcason2016-07-31T23:28:13Z
87"She's being very quotealicous"-Billythe_zez2016-07-31T23:29:01Z
88" why do those stones have jizz stains??"the_zez2016-07-31T23:44:48Z
89"It's jizzing coins all over me!"mtcason2016-07-31T23:52:25Z
90"NO thats not what I want GO BACK GO BACK"the_zez2016-08-01T00:15:21Z
91"Is he fucking Harry right now?"mtcason2016-08-01T00:25:33Z
92"Never mess with a mans pussy"the_zez2016-08-01T00:26:57Z
93"Where's your rat now Ron? Get in the tube" added,the_zez2016-08-01T00:30:07Z
94"Doink! Hwehwehwehwe!"mtcason2016-08-01T00:32:20Z
95"DOINK!!!"the_zez2016-08-01T00:32:21Z
96"Harry what did you do? it's getting bigger"the_zez2016-08-01T00:34:04Z
97"Harry turns into a fucking pussy."mtcason2016-08-01T00:34:07Z
98"You just hang upside down and think about what you've done, bitch."mtcason2016-08-01T00:34:54Z
99"Bang quote random."mtcason2016-08-01T00:36:22Z
100"Because it's so rare that it's not fucking me ..."mtcason2016-08-01T00:48:59Z
101"Z's has to go in, too ..."mtcason2016-08-01T00:49:08Z
102"That would be why you know about his canon? No it just came in my mind"the_zez2016-08-01T00:50:38Z
103"It's a girl and she's fucking blocks"the_zez2016-08-01T00:51:36Z
104"No meatloaf you're doing it wrong"the_zez2016-08-01T00:53:40Z
105"Ron quit whipping your rat out in public"the_zez2016-08-01T00:57:34Z
106"I didn't think it would take that long, actually. I'm vaguely disappointed."mtcason2016-08-01T00:58:20Z
107"Spin, bush, spin!"mtcason2016-08-01T00:58:35Z
108"How do I go down on the broomsie?"mtcason2016-08-01T01:06:38Z
109"How do I make it shoot?!"mtcason2016-08-01T01:12:16Z
110"You gotta shoot the black one that you want."mtcason2016-08-01T01:13:14Z
111"Nononononono! Stop pulling that out!"mtcason2016-08-01T01:16:18Z
112"Grab the head! Grab the head! Turn it around!"mtcason2016-08-01T01:19:26Z
113"I can't shoot the girls. It won't let me shoot the girls. Shoot it! Shoot em in the ass!'mtcason2016-08-01T02:24:06Z
114"She's all ooey and gooey on the inside." - Zmtcason2016-08-01T02:40:34Z
115"'Laundry' is my favorite thing to do. I love doing 'laundry'."mtcason2016-08-01T02:44:56Z
116"You just stuff the stuff in"the_zez2016-08-01T02:44:57Z
117"Where am I sticking you?"mtcason2016-08-01T02:53:57Z
118"Notice there is a lack of Cason quotes"the_zez2016-08-01T02:54:04Z
119" You can make fun of me all you want, but where do I stick this thing?"mtcason2016-08-01T02:54:10Z
120"twitch being a butt face"the_zez2016-08-01T03:01:49Z
121"The creepy Chucky doll is going to appear in the mirror, or it's going to explode on my face. Either way, I don't want to deal with that."mtcason2016-08-02T22:02:46Z
122"It's raining head. Hallelujah, it's raining head!"mtcason2016-08-02T22:09:37Z
123"I'm about to get my face eatem by a rat demon" -Maus "That sounds nice" -Casonthe_zez2016-08-02T22:39:06Z
124"Take me now"the_zez2016-08-02T22:43:51Z
125"OH GOD......fuckin books"the_zez2016-08-02T22:51:05Z
126"Just eat my face."mtcason2016-08-02T23:10:41Z
127"She's going to come out of the painting and eat me."mtcason2016-08-02T23:14:46Z
128"That's raw and visceral and ABSOLUTELY COMING UP BEHIND ME!"mtcason2016-08-02T23:16:26Z
129"So what's going to come out of this scary hole?!"mtcason2016-08-02T23:19:13Z
130"I feel like I'm going to get raped by a tree."mtcason2016-08-02T23:44:41Z
131"Mine's bigger." - Revy "But mine shoots guns." - Mausmtcason2016-08-03T00:16:33Z
132"normally i like fucking with you guys"the_zez2016-08-03T02:06:50Z
133"Go be hairy"the_zez2016-08-04T22:20:50Z
134" Ron ... Poof! Right into his face."mtcason2016-08-04T22:32:09Z
135"He just lays there for a minute, stunned and sad."mtcason2016-08-04T22:32:29Z
136"Ron, lift me!"mtcason2016-08-04T22:33:45Z
137"Terry Cruise is fuckin' attractive, can I just say that he looks like if you licked him, he'd taste like hot chocolate."mtcason2016-08-04T22:35:43Z
138"Ha shot Mrs Mcgonagall in the face"the_zez2016-08-04T22:56:27Z
139"Hermione come here. We're gonna pop your cherry"the_zez2016-08-04T23:02:47Z
140"Where are the cherries in this room?"mtcason2016-08-04T23:03:42Z
141"I think they all got popped"the_zez2016-08-04T23:04:20Z
142"Drop the fucking pipe you pixie fucking whore!"mtcason2016-08-04T23:18:51Z
143"How do I get whatever's in your mouth out?"mtcason2016-08-04T23:28:32Z
144"Way to go Caçon"the_zez2016-08-04T23:29:49Z
145"If you want to give a blowjob right, you gotta get involved."mtcason2016-08-04T23:38:54Z
146"I don't know how to get it off of me"the_zez2016-08-05T00:05:03Z
147"Get on that potato"the_zez2016-08-05T00:12:38Z
148"Stop taking your rat out in public."mtcason2016-08-05T00:13:26Z
149"Poopy tree gremlins"mtcason2016-08-05T00:14:59Z
150"It's a tight, dark hole but I got through it. It's okay."mtcason2016-08-05T00:22:11Z
151"I'd have to suck something down to hack something up."mtcason2016-08-05T00:31:34Z
152"I guess they don't both fit in there"the_zez2016-08-05T00:35:35Z
153"I'm too jealous to dual wield"the_zez2016-08-05T00:43:26Z
154"GET IN THE FUCKING POT you redheaded bitch"the_zez2016-08-05T00:50:48Z
155"Ginny you whore!"mtcason2016-08-05T00:51:48Z
156"Stab em in the mouth!"mtcason2016-08-05T00:54:57Z
157"I had Ariel"the_zez2016-08-05T22:03:08Z
158"This is me, we all know it's gonna cum."mtcason2016-08-05T22:26:07Z
159"But it blew up in here face"the_zez2016-08-05T22:36:12Z
160"A big giant door how did I miss that?"the_zez2016-08-05T22:44:08Z
161"Nothing is letting me fuck fuck...fuck"the_zez2016-08-05T22:57:20Z
162"I want big fiery balls."mtcason2016-08-05T23:40:21Z
163"My god people need to stop coming in at the worst times"the_zez2016-08-06T00:09:43Z
164"They're ganging up on me billy"the_zez2016-08-06T00:14:00Z
165"Just let me go to the bathroom then I'll show you the greatest Styx song ever ..." -Zmtcason2016-08-06T00:21:48Z
166"Let me in, let me inside you!"mtcason2016-08-06T00:41:47Z
167"That's what he said"-Billythe_zez2016-08-06T00:42:18Z
168"That man's ginormous dick shaped my life." (Maus talking about David Bowie)mtcason2016-08-06T00:42:36Z
169"Then I went over to the sex shop next door and made friends."mtcason2016-08-06T00:54:25Z
170"Turn faster you fucking whore bitch. Go DOWN!"mtcason2016-08-06T00:56:54Z
171"I eat very slowly when I'm talking while I do it."mtcason2016-08-06T01:29:54Z
172"It's a very small box to have a dude in"the_zez2016-08-06T01:43:25Z
173"Look, I'm dripping!"mtcason2016-08-06T01:44:47Z
174"No sucking allowed on the first day of vacation."mtcason2016-08-06T01:53:26Z
175"It's hard to move"the_zez2016-08-06T01:56:22Z
176"I've done that in real life. It really works."mtcason2016-08-07T01:40:06Z
177"Move your stumpy little Ginger legs, bitch!"mtcason2016-08-07T01:47:26Z
178"It's not karma it's Comcast"the_zez2016-08-07T01:56:49Z
179"Nope, no dog is cumming. No dog is cumming. There will not be a dog. There are no dogs."mtcason2016-08-07T02:01:57Z
180"NOPE no dog is coming"the_zez2016-08-07T02:02:17Z
181"I was trying to go for all three of them at the same time, but that didn't go so well."mtcason2016-08-07T02:05:51Z
182"Apparently I can shoot over a car but not over a bush."mtcason2016-08-07T02:08:08Z
183"I just had everyone fuckin' survive"the_zez2016-08-07T02:08:28Z
184"I just ran out at the end."mtcason2016-08-07T02:09:43Z
185"So what do we want to play neck?"mtcason2016-08-07T02:09:59Z
186"It's a box. It's a pink box."mtcason2016-08-07T02:17:52Z
187"Shrink it." - Zez "No, I like it giant." - Mausmtcason2016-08-07T02:18:50Z
188"Aww, no, it just suffocates her. That's no fun."mtcason2016-08-07T02:21:15Z
189"Your so quick Cason"-Zez "I have magic fingers"-Casonthe_zez2016-08-07T02:38:37Z
190"I don't know how to get that up."mtcason2016-08-07T02:39:31Z
191"I do like penetration "the_zez2016-08-07T03:03:12Z
192"Fuck you and your postcard planet"the_zez2016-08-07T03:52:34Z
193"people need oxygen"the_zez2016-08-07T04:19:44Z
194"It's nice when the things you're excited for come up quickly"the_zez2016-08-07T05:01:12Z
195"I'm just gonna lie here tits up snd let you finish"the_zez2016-08-07T06:36:05Z
196"I have to vibrate it with my hand"the_zez2016-08-07T06:54:11Z
197"That is your first mistake"the_zez2016-08-07T06:55:15Z
198"And those things won't stay in my head..."the_zez2016-08-07T07:01:42Z
199"Monkey butter"the_zez2016-08-07T07:54:59Z
200"The one time i check I CAN actually go down it"the_zez2016-08-07T08:24:21Z
201"Knew it was coming. It is beautiful. It was always beautiful"the_zez2016-08-07T08:32:24Z
202"Come up to your face and rub all over you"the_zez2016-08-07T09:05:24Z
203"He and I do it on Tuesdays together"the_zez2016-08-07T09:09:11Z
204"I did not mean that as filthy as it came out."mtcason2016-08-07T10:38:35Z
205"Stop wailing on me with your weird fucking sword."mtcason2016-08-07T10:43:48Z
206"It's bigger on the inside."mtcason2016-08-07T10:54:52Z
207Happy Birthday, Billy!mtcason2016-08-07T12:03:56Z
208"Damn, the double teaming was not nice. Did not appreciate it."mtcason2016-08-07T12:57:23Z
209"I thought there was only one entrance and exit ..."mtcason2016-08-07T12:59:54Z
210"I think my favorite part is the weird shit your legs do."mtcason2016-08-07T14:09:54Z
211"Fuck me silly"the_zez2016-08-07T14:14:54Z
212"I wonder if I can be a real dick."mtcason2016-08-07T14:31:20Z
213"Damn. Bent me over and spanked me senseless!"mtcason2016-08-07T14:31:41Z
214"I had five guys on me." - Zezmtcason2016-08-07T14:32:24Z
215"I almost got it. I was like ... two inches off."mtcason2016-08-07T14:37:55Z
216"So weird doing it in a browser ..."mtcason2016-08-07T21:48:14Z
217"Pooping these little balls that we eat."mtcason2016-08-07T21:50:31Z
218"I ran into a big, purple snake. I got too greedy."mtcason2016-08-07T21:55:51Z
219"You poop out little, glowy balls. And they're YOUR balls."mtcason2016-08-07T22:03:46Z
220"Finding people to fist."mtcason2016-08-07T22:06:36Z
221"Mmmm, red poops!"mtcason2016-08-07T22:18:09Z
222"Fuck off, little white dude!"mtcason2016-08-07T22:22:59Z
223"I can't say anything because this snake is really big and I've been working on him for a looooooong time."mtcason2016-08-07T22:28:22Z
224"This (Maus talking about the big snake she's working over) is so beautiful. It's so big. So long."mtcason2016-08-07T22:29:28Z
225"Snakey milkshake brings the Maus to the yard."mtcason2016-08-07T22:34:58Z
226"When they're really tiny, if you run in to them head on, they die."mtcason2016-08-07T22:37:25Z
227"Shove my face against their organs."mtcason2016-08-07T22:39:07Z
228"You just ate his poop!" -Billy ... "I did, I survive off that almost entirely." -Mausmtcason2016-08-07T22:42:09Z
229"Best tweet I ever twatted."mtcason2016-08-07T22:48:18Z
230"Dammit Cason"the_zez2016-08-07T22:49:00Z
231"I coiled like a motherfucker."mtcason2016-08-07T22:55:00Z
232"Thank you Zez"the_zez2016-08-07T22:55:17Z
233"I love watching my butt poop more colors."mtcason2016-08-07T23:05:31Z
234"I doinked right into his fucking face."mtcason2016-08-07T23:13:35Z
235"Ooooh, you look like a big motherfucker!"mtcason2016-08-07T23:16:39Z
236"For those playing the home game"the_zez2016-08-07T23:16:50Z
237"There you go, Sunny Jim. 125mm of surprise buttsex for ya!" -TBSteak169mtcason2016-08-07T23:46:23Z
238"Oh shit, he said a bad word!"mtcason2016-08-08T00:24:05Z
239"I didn't know it was gonna explode in my face"the_zez2016-08-08T00:27:00Z
240"...might have been a rat"the_zez2016-08-08T00:35:43Z
241"Why is my heart beating?! I don't like it."mtcason2016-08-08T00:36:09Z
242"Oh look I can kick it"the_zez2016-08-08T00:44:28Z
243"It has done many things to me...it violated me in my ears"the_zez2016-08-08T01:04:55Z
244"I was going to beat off the monster."mtcason2016-08-08T01:19:38Z
245"It's happening in a small tight space!" (followed by indiscriminate moaning)mtcason2016-08-08T01:24:26Z
246"It's when it's a long, narrow, cramped passage ... that's what freaks me out."mtcason2016-08-08T01:26:03Z
247"You guys know those things ... the books ... with the phone numbers in em ..."mtcason2016-08-08T01:31:25Z
248"Happy Birthday Billy" OhMyDogthe_zez2016-08-10T01:16:11Z
249"Shoot off your wand dammit. Shoot white stuff everywhere "the_zez2016-08-10T01:59:20Z
250"Can I jump on him and fly? YES! the answer is yes"the_zez2016-08-10T02:00:38Z
251"I didn't know that was gonna set it off"the_zez2016-08-10T02:26:20Z
252"It's by my clitoris"the_zez2016-08-10T02:45:06Z
253"How do I make it go up?"the_zez2016-08-11T23:18:24Z
254"Move you tit-headed bitch"the_zez2016-08-11T23:29:43Z
255"This is bullshit of the shittiest bull"the_zez2016-08-11T23:48:26Z
256"You know...you could...put it in your mouth"the_zez2016-08-11T23:56:43Z
257"Something very long and very green came out of her mouth"the_zez2016-08-12T00:20:47Z
258"Much like Earnest, I've never known when to quit."mtcason2016-08-12T22:14:08Z
259"Is there some guy whacking off in the back corner?"mtcason2016-08-12T22:24:27Z
260"Do I pull it out?"mtcason2016-08-12T23:22:03Z
261"Pulling out is entirely unreliable, kids. Don't pull out at home."mtcason2016-08-12T23:22:15Z
262"There are only certain ones that you can yank out vertically."mtcason2016-08-12T23:24:33Z
263"It wasn't bleeding until we yanked it out."mtcason2016-08-12T23:25:14Z
264"Sometimes I think I have dingleberries for brains."mtcason2016-08-13T00:19:34Z
265"That's a visceral little thwack"the_zez2016-08-13T00:35:28Z
266"He pounds me eight more times to pound it in that 'Ooooh, I fucked you up!'."mtcason2016-08-13T00:56:22Z
267"I'm stuck on it. Shush, I'm fine. I got it up."mtcason2016-08-13T01:59:57Z
268"You just get stuck there you big headed asshole"the_zez2016-08-13T22:30:32Z
269"In a column to slide up and down."mtcason2016-08-18T23:24:55Z
270"I am literally fucking the Triforce right now."mtcason2016-08-18T23:38:36Z
271"It's hard and confusing."mtcason2016-08-19T00:26:28Z
272"Tentacles come out of nowhere and hit you in the face sometimes."mtcason2016-08-19T00:42:12Z
273"He fuckin' exploded, that was awesome."mtcason2016-08-19T00:46:28Z
274"I just tip back my head and eat whatever comes out."mtcason2016-08-19T01:02:27Z
275"I got them off."mtcason2016-08-19T01:06:47Z
276"I suck."mtcason2016-08-19T01:07:05Z
277oh god Allen, oh god Allen, oh God Allen!!!the_zez2016-08-19T01:32:43Z
278"Fuck you and your fucking killing me"the_zez2016-08-19T23:42:25Z
279"Run faster sugar tits"the_zez2016-08-21T01:24:00Z
280"Slipped it in there casually"the_zez2016-08-21T01:36:23Z
281"Big spinning space anus"the_zez2016-08-21T01:43:15Z
282"All engines fire something"the_zez2016-08-21T01:47:03Z
283"They're so tiny and i'm blind"the_zez2016-08-21T01:56:49Z
284"Once you go for black OP-Nes you never go back!"the_zez2016-08-21T02:10:14Z
285"Plug the hole"the_zez2016-08-24T00:09:49Z
286"UP something go up"the_zez2016-08-24T00:22:07Z
287"We are just doing Maus-aroebics"the_zez2016-08-24T00:30:25Z
288"Hold on hunny I'm apparently fucking a ceiling beam"the_zez2016-08-24T01:10:30Z
289"something with balls in maus face"the_zez2016-08-26T23:26:00Z
290"looks like it's coming"the_zez2016-08-26T23:53:30Z
291"It's getting longer"the_zez2016-08-26T23:54:09Z
292"Stand still I'm shooting you in the ass"the_zez2016-08-28T19:40:43Z
293"My wands are erecting...ooooh my wands are very erect at this point"the_zez2016-08-28T20:12:48Z
294"I love FUCKING Colin"the_zez2016-09-01T23:12:42Z
295"Don't go near that mans mouth you don't know where it's been"the_zez2016-09-04T19:59:46Z
296"You can watch me doing it"the_zez2016-09-06T23:28:28Z
297"So have we Bitch!"the_zez2016-09-06T23:32:51Z
298"Alright Dr. Butt"the_zez2016-09-06T23:38:12Z
299"Sorry I touched it and it misfired"the_zez2016-09-07T00:16:55Z
300"The dickiest of dickweeds"the_zez2016-09-10T00:01:07Z
301"The dickiest of dickbags"the_zez2016-09-10T00:01:24Z
302"SHOINK"the_zez2016-09-10T00:14:32Z
303"Bad evil erect fin"the_zez2016-09-10T00:36:54Z
304"The horny thing is sucking up all the wood"the_zez2016-09-10T00:50:48Z
305"Zez is always on the ball"the_zez2016-09-11T22:35:26Z
306"Just run around grab random balls and shove 'em in...."the_zez2016-09-11T23:49:32Z
307"I have a thing for pasty white balls"the_zez2016-09-12T00:31:28Z
308"I fucked worse than Jawas."the_zez2016-09-12T23:24:11Z
309"I like being mounted"the_zez2016-09-12T23:35:59Z
310"Just let him finish, it's not that sticky."the_zez2016-09-12T23:36:19Z
311"I have my monkey butter in my lap"the_zez2016-09-13T01:14:34Z
312"BOOSH"the_zez2016-09-14T00:01:38Z
313"The Zombie Acockalips"the_zez2016-09-26T00:50:49Z
314"Where in the funky butt lovin am I goin?"the_zez2016-09-28T00:00:59Z
315"He's not judging, he's just ambitious"the_zez2016-09-30T00:01:43Z
316"Saint's Row: All The Penetration"the_zez2016-10-04T01:04:06Z
317"I want the stick"the_zez2016-10-05T01:15:54Z
318"AH there you are you scum sucking....window licker"the_zez2016-10-08T00:02:59Z
319"His big giant balls are flying at my face"the_zez2016-10-08T01:12:23Z
320"I have them both, so I might as well use them both"the_zez2016-10-16T18:59:22Z
321"Orphanism" -Zezthe_zez2016-10-18T22:27:04Z
322"Eat-wearing"the_zez2016-10-18T23:34:36Z
323"I remember tits too" -Revythe_zez2016-10-19T00:54:49Z
324"pa hoexix"the_zez2016-10-22T00:44:12Z
325"...Kay"the_zez2016-10-24T01:55:56Z
326He got me off goodbilly_druid2016-10-29T01:24:56Z
327as innocent as freshly PLOWED snow Kappacomponent_z2016-11-01T01:24:07Z
328I'm getting eaten!component_z2016-11-12T02:40:31Z
329Goddamn it he crawled in my air conditioner againthe_zez2016-11-15T02:19:07Z
330"I'm gonna milk those 3 seconds"the_zez2016-11-16T01:19:23Z
331"Soon I am going to be inside you"the_zez2016-11-18T23:28:55Z
332"Why did it staaaaaaaaaaaahp?!!"mtcason2016-11-30T23:33:00Z
333"I am best in trifectas."mtcason2016-11-30T23:33:32Z
334"Is it Final Fantasy XXX? Because I'm waiting for that one."mtcason2016-11-30T23:36:42Z
335"I'd be concerned if someone's dick were that pointy."mtcason2016-11-30T23:37:20Z
336"I'm better if I can share."mtcason2016-12-01T00:02:09Z
337"French, feel, finger, fuck!"mtcason2016-12-01T00:27:06Z
338"Sometimes going out and coming back in works."mtcason2016-12-01T01:01:09Z
339"Arrrrgh! It's one of those fucking dick monkeys."mtcason2016-12-01T01:08:03Z
340"Someone grab his hair and shove it up his ass!"mtcason2016-12-01T01:48:59Z
341"Fuck fuck fuck stabby fuck STABBY FUCK!"mtcason2016-12-01T01:57:50Z
342"Don't go limp, damn it!"mtcason2016-12-01T03:00:33Z
343"Fee-fi-fo-fuck me"-Bobthe_zez2016-12-02T03:19:05Z
344"I want to do Zez by daylight."mtcason2016-12-03T01:41:28Z
345"I will set up a mirror and play under my desk."mtcason2016-12-03T01:51:21Z
346"Banana for scale."mtcason2016-12-04T18:40:55Z
347"I'm just gonna lay flat on my back behind everyone, stare up at the ceiling, and say, 'I hate my life."mtcason2016-12-04T18:50:11Z
348"Why am I sticky?"mtcason2016-12-04T20:01:50Z
349"Liches are bony and dry. You'd need a lot of lube."mtcason2016-12-04T20:01:58Z
350"Let me in you. Let me in you! LET ME IN YOU!"mtcason2016-12-05T00:09:08Z
351"Let me on you. Let me on you! LET ME ON YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"mtcason2016-12-05T00:29:04Z
352"Oh, shit! Lots of orange people!"mtcason2016-12-05T00:31:00Z
353"He just shot me in the mouth."mtcason2016-12-05T00:52:19Z
354"Teehee! I just killed a real person!"mtcason2016-12-05T00:52:39Z
355"Static came and fucked me in the face."mtcason2016-12-05T00:55:35Z
356"Z is a little salty PJSalt"the_zez2016-12-05T01:25:38Z
357"A banana doesn't fit in my shoebox."mtcason2016-12-08T00:59:44Z
358"Hey, I let them choose what kind of fancy duct tape I use."mtcason2016-12-08T01:01:26Z
359I try to rape them, but it's like a porcupine in there - bobcomponent_z2016-12-08T01:04:05Z
360"For me, winning in that game is 'I got to touch the ball.' - Bobmtcason2016-12-08T01:06:09Z
361"Try to find a game that will be THEIR favorite game." - Maus right after conversation revolved around anal insertion of 2 liter glass bottles.mtcason2016-12-08T01:10:58Z
362"Have you ever seen how scary the Teletubbie are outside of their costumes? They're fucking ginormous!"mtcason2016-12-08T01:20:11Z
363"But you have to grind them forever and ever and ever and ever."mtcason2016-12-08T01:27:38Z
364*distractedly* "Sorry, we were talking about dildos."mtcason2016-12-08T01:43:36Z
365"And then EA happened." - Bobmtcason2016-12-08T01:44:33Z
366"They miss seeing us fucking around between episodes."mtcason2016-12-08T01:59:59Z
367"I'm stuck on it right now."mtcason2016-12-10T01:21:37Z
368"It's kind of like my perpetual motion machine, I just can't stop working on it."mtcason2016-12-10T01:22:04Z
369"Fuck you ... oh, I ... I did that wrong."mtcason2016-12-10T01:36:33Z
370"Though if it can get me to beat this guy, I'd do just about anything."mtcason2016-12-10T01:38:17Z
371"I was so close. I just mis-timed when that was going to cum. The answer was, 'all over my face'."mtcason2016-12-10T01:46:21Z
372"Too many Zs, too many D's, all the VDs."mtcason2016-12-10T01:47:25Z
373"Oooh, look, I can do a three baller!"mtcason2016-12-11T19:21:35Z
374"This is gonna hurt, this big glowing blue anus in front of me."mtcason2016-12-11T20:02:53Z
375"cuz i snorted coke up my nose and it hurted!"billy_druid2016-12-11T20:06:27Z
376"I basically have your ass wedged in one position and it's impossible to shoot from." - Bobmtcason2016-12-11T20:30:33Z
377"I don't have a lot I can do from this position."mtcason2016-12-11T20:30:46Z
378"Please don't share your peanuts, Becky." -Zezmtcason2016-12-11T23:11:37Z
379"She bent him over and Bahamut shafted him." - Wizards00mtcason2016-12-12T00:21:52Z
380"get in the goal bitch"the_zez2016-12-12T02:57:08Z
381"Thanks everyone, for cumming!"mtcason2016-12-12T03:07:50Z
382"I'm activating the fuck out of it!"mtcason2016-12-16T00:20:31Z
383"Where's that fucking trailer that I slept in earlier?!"mtcason2016-12-16T01:16:11Z
384I have to watch my incest Animes'!billy_druid2016-12-17T03:18:26Z
385"OMG! NAZI DRAGONS!"mtcason2016-12-19T00:52:27Z
386"The trick is to aim for the pointy helmets."mtcason2016-12-19T00:53:25Z
387"Where are you, Lawrence? I've heard things about your dick and I want to see if they're true."mtcason2016-12-19T01:00:30Z
388"I keep getting eaten by snipers and i don't enjoy this."mtcason2016-12-19T01:11:58Z
389'Sorry, Mike, I think I shot you in the ass just a little bit."mtcason2016-12-19T01:18:17Z
390"I don't like the ragdoll physics on a fucking horse, man!"mtcason2016-12-19T01:20:01Z
391"Awwww, there's a twitching horrrrrrrrrrrse! OH GOD I'M JUST STARING AT IT SEIZE!"mtcason2016-12-19T01:23:34Z
392"I turned on my stabby and I don't know how to get back to my gun."mtcason2016-12-19T01:24:59Z
393"I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just spraying and praying."mtcason2016-12-19T01:28:30Z
394"That was AWESOME for the forty seconds it lasted."mtcason2016-12-19T01:28:43Z
395"I'm going to spawn on your face now."mtcason2016-12-19T01:28:48Z
396"Dr. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!"mtcason2016-12-19T02:54:13Z
397"YOURS IS HUGE!" - Maus to Zezmtcason2016-12-20T00:27:37Z
398"Yours is a two-hander." - Maus to Zezmtcason2016-12-20T00:27:57Z
399"Yours is so big, hands won't even fit around your package." Maus to Zezmtcason2016-12-20T00:28:16Z
400"Yours is bigger than Z's." - Maus to Zezmtcason2016-12-20T00:28:30Z
401"They keep me chained up. They don't let me leave, ever."mtcason2016-12-20T01:37:28Z
402"Shit me in the brickety fuck!"mtcason2016-12-21T00:36:45Z
403"Z was the smaller one and you were the bigger, Zez."mtcason2016-12-22T23:59:21Z
404"I'm going to sit here and hug my mug."mtcason2016-12-23T00:01:31Z
405"That's a sign that men should lose weight. 'sacurate."mtcason2016-12-23T01:03:28Z
406"I find your lack of faith accurate!"billy_druid2016-12-23T01:10:29Z
407"I hate fucking fingers!"mtcason2016-12-23T02:15:48Z
408"Fuck you, Colonel Sanders!'mtcason2016-12-25T00:27:15Z
409" I like the rough side."mtcason2016-12-26T00:11:24Z
410"I'm at the health pack. There's shit in here, did you know that?!"mtcason2016-12-29T23:25:13Z
411"I'm vibrating on the ground."mtcason2016-12-29T23:26:57Z
412"I am under Z."mtcason2016-12-29T23:33:54Z
413"I just ONCE would like to be able to kill someone."mtcason2016-12-29T23:36:13Z
414"My grandmother is DEAD and she can load a gun faster than you!!!"mtcason2016-12-29T23:37:20Z
415"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I just shot the horse!!!!"mtcason2016-12-29T23:38:46Z
416"Grandmother bitch fuck."mtcason2016-12-29T23:58:26Z
417"I only died one more time than I was killed."mtcason2016-12-30T00:04:58Z
418"You're driving this tank so badly, you've given me a stroke."mtcason2016-12-30T00:14:38Z
419"I love you baby. No, no, no, back up. Back up here!"mtcason2016-12-30T00:16:40Z
420"This is an awesome place except there are no red people to shoot."mtcason2016-12-30T00:24:20Z
421"Oh, I'm so glad you're shanking me brutally!"mtcason2016-12-30T01:02:24Z
422"I have a picture of Rico's dick that did not come out the way I meant it to."mtcason2017-01-05T00:54:06Z
423"Oh, that was a hooker. I thought it was a mannequin!"mtcason2017-01-05T22:30:25Z
424"You don't know how many people I've hit with my car."mtcason2017-01-05T22:33:16Z
425"Oh, I've just rammed the police. Sorry! I don't know how to turn the steering wheel."mtcason2017-01-05T22:33:38Z
426"The last time someone did that to me, they couldn't get low enough."mtcason2017-01-05T23:11:20Z
427"Pay attention to me, Daddy!'mtcason2017-01-05T23:13:16Z
428"I pimp many, many people out."mtcason2017-01-05T23:41:23Z
429"Stop eating me."mtcason2017-01-06T00:11:27Z
430"Why am I exploding!"billy_druid2017-01-07T00:54:57Z
431"Damn, these dogs are fucking me up. Naughty puppeh!'mtcason2017-01-07T01:20:31Z
432"Bad puppy bad puppy...fuck you puppy"the_zez2017-01-07T01:27:12Z
433"All I want out of life is, just once, to kill someone."mtcason2017-01-08T02:10:17Z
434"You guys are going to have to carry the conversation because I just want to kill someone."mtcason2017-01-08T02:11:54Z
435"You realize you killed a REAL person?" - Zez "I do, that's awesome, and I'm incredibly stoked about that." - Mausmtcason2017-01-08T02:20:45Z
436"That thing that's gonna come up ... that's not happening."mtcason2017-01-13T00:15:55Z
437"Just lay back and let the hit squad cum."mtcason2017-01-13T02:14:58Z
438Well I am fucking Ace freely!component_z2017-01-13T02:32:09Z
439"OHHH that one's hard"the_zez2017-01-13T02:33:11Z
440"Why did I have to get eaten?"mtcason2017-01-13T02:36:58Z
441"Why did I have to get eaten by Mr. Tiddles the Space Spider?"mtcason2017-01-13T02:37:16Z
442"He is hot on my ass now." - Zmtcason2017-01-13T02:38:17Z
443"How often does your meat hook itself?"mtcason2017-01-13T03:27:35Z
444"I think it's going to eat the fuck out of my poor little CPU."mtcason2017-01-13T03:34:35Z
445"Why is my dog vibrating?"mtcason2017-01-14T01:16:44Z
446"Why are you crawling up my ass?"mtcason2017-01-14T01:19:51Z
447"Can you stop shooting me in the mouth?"mtcason2017-01-14T01:33:42Z
448"I have to deal with fucking Piper"the_zez2017-01-14T02:08:41Z
449"You don't understand my love for fucking lemony snicket"the_zez2017-01-14T23:38:30Z
450"Y'all are just jealous because I get all the pussy."mtcason2017-01-14T23:41:08Z
451"I'm one of those nice assholes"-Dragonthe_zez2017-01-15T01:24:58Z
452"They get kind of vibratey."mtcason2017-01-15T01:37:18Z
453"Oh! I didn't know that hole was there."mtcason2017-01-15T21:04:04Z
454"I see you, you red bastard."mtcason2017-01-15T22:38:41Z
455"I want to spread my infection everywhere."mtcason2017-01-15T22:41:39Z
456"I'm going to eat bubblegum that I found in a toilet."mtcason2017-01-15T23:58:24Z
457"Ohhhh, he ate my mouth!'mtcason2017-01-16T01:14:27Z
458"It's like those dogs you have to lure with peanut butter up the stairs!"mtcason2017-01-16T01:21:00Z
459"It's blue and it glows!"mtcason2017-01-16T01:22:50Z
460"Long A, Long I, Short A, Short I, what are we talking about here?"mtcason2017-01-16T01:35:59Z
461"Nick Valentine, you come back here when I'm talking to you!"mtcason2017-01-16T01:42:07Z
462"Well, I needed the rubber."mtcason2017-01-16T01:54:27Z
463"All things lead to Revy's benis."mtcason2017-01-16T01:55:54Z
464"What the fuck exploded on me?!)mtcason2017-01-19T23:57:47Z
465"No one eats Maus."mtcason2017-01-20T00:31:12Z
466"Slap Cason's meat."mtcason2017-01-20T00:35:15Z
467"Stop prodding me with whatever that is you're prodding me with!"mtcason2017-01-20T00:51:11Z
468"I think I just shot that poor woman in the crotch."mtcason2017-01-20T01:26:51Z
469"Oh, I definitely just shot her in the tits."mtcason2017-01-20T01:28:14Z
470"Trapper on my ass. Gonna go down in a minute!"mtcason2017-01-22T19:37:17Z
471Trapper on my ass, gonna go down in a minute"billy_druid2017-01-22T19:37:44Z
472"I JUST GOT KICKED! LAMB!"mtcason2017-01-22T20:18:11Z
473"Only because I haven't been properly porked."mtcason2017-01-22T20:20:43Z
474It's Go Eff!component_z2017-01-22T20:34:01Z
475"You don't want to whip your meat out too close to my apartment because there's a day care center next door."mtcason2017-01-22T20:43:21Z
476"Damn it, I did not think that was going to become a quote."mtcason2017-01-22T20:44:03Z
477"I wish i could do something while you stab me in the mouth."mtcason2017-01-22T20:54:04Z
478"I fucked up all the hooks in the general area."mtcason2017-01-22T20:55:41Z
479"If you hurt loader bot i'm gonna fuck the shit"the_zez2017-01-23T01:33:46Z
480"I need a good nailing."mtcason2017-01-26T23:17:06Z
481"It won't go in! Why won't it go in?!" -Maus ... "Maybe you're not big enough." -Zezmtcason2017-01-26T23:17:36Z
482I'M A MONSTER!! I'M A MONSTER AAAAAHbilly_druid2017-01-27T02:03:38Z
483"Keep walking cheese dick"the_zez2017-01-28T01:34:35Z
484"Stay in your corner Mr. Twitchy"the_zez2017-01-29T00:11:03Z
485"It's my freaky gross foot-hands"the_zez2017-01-29T00:42:33Z
486"FUCK! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FUCKING CACTUS"the_zez2017-01-29T00:46:29Z
487"Thank you naked friend. Thank you naked friend. You are a good naked friend"the_zez2017-01-29T01:25:51Z
488"that's right you pantless motherfucker"billy_druid2017-01-29T02:46:24Z
489"Is it a person? or a cow?the_zez2017-02-02T23:23:20Z
490"Awww i touched it"the_zez2017-02-02T23:25:14Z
491"That was my masturbating hand"the_zez2017-02-03T00:03:57Z
492"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"billy_druid2017-02-03T01:55:54Z
493"he's up my ass, he's up my ass"billy_druid2017-02-18T02:36:08Z
494"dammit I just wasted my genitals on that!"billy_druid2017-02-26T02:19:34Z
495"That's as big as fucking dragons dad"the_zez2017-02-26T20:23:09Z
496"He agrees to fucking everything"the_zez2017-02-26T21:19:54Z
497"Scumbag Scumbag...TAKE THAT YOU WINDOW LICKER" -Steakthe_zez2017-03-04T00:23:03Z
498" there are two cheeks a ass cave"the_zez2017-03-04T00:47:13Z
499"He's got his junk hooked up to...thing...he enjoys this"the_zez2017-03-04T01:02:12Z
500"what are you wearing, maus? right now, nothing"the_zez2017-03-04T01:44:26Z
501"...thats three...OH GOD NO"the_zez2017-03-25T00:25:37Z
502"You know who didnt see the thing? MAUS DIDNT SEE THE THING, she was looking the other way"the_zez2017-03-26T01:34:26Z
503"Put thread on there you bitch punk"the_zez2017-03-30T22:43:50Z
504"C'MON I NEED THE THINGIES"billy_druid2017-04-02T21:06:18Z
505"Oh I remember killing a real person"the_zez2017-05-13T02:00:26Z
506"stop blowing your wads on me!"billy_druid2017-05-17T01:23:53Z
507"Heal the giant FLAN"-Zezthe_zez2017-05-17T01:32:05Z
508"That squirrel has meth"the_zez2017-05-20T00:27:46Z
509"i'm inside Z's ass"billy_druid2017-06-01T01:41:22Z
510"OH NO that bad thing is gonna bad thing me!billy_druid2017-06-02T00:01:39Z
511"i was touching it and it just went off"billy_druid2017-06-04T00:30:29Z
512"Oh God now i'm fucking spot"the_zez2017-06-04T01:07:09Z
513"True southern florida redneck, just with less meth"the_zez2017-06-17T22:12:26Z
514"I love that thi... rich milk"the_zez2017-07-28T00:27:04Z
515"You think these are all the trees they cunt down"the_zez2017-08-10T23:36:00Z
516"like too many dicks on the dance floor, there are too many emotes in the maus"the_zez2017-08-11T00:48:06Z
517Let meowt!component_z2017-08-26T01:27:59Z
518"Red hot ursine passion. Please ensure that's carved onto my tombstone." - Maus during Hurricane Irma 2017, 9/11/2017mtcason2017-09-12T01:48:29Z
519"There goes my wood"the_zez2017-11-22T01:43:05Z
520"Can a severed dick still cum?"the_zez2017-12-02T00:32:59Z
521"I am skull-fucking him, currently." - Maus talking about a corpsemtcason2017-12-06T01:53:57Z
522"Now all the little sperm are going back into the dead guy."mtcason2017-12-06T02:19:01Z
523"Let's see how many spermies come out of her."mtcason2017-12-06T02:33:52Z
524"Thank you very much, Z, for the sperm count donation."mtcason2017-12-06T02:34:43Z
525"I can take it in any size."mtcason2017-12-08T01:07:56Z
526"I can't intimate anyone."mtcason2017-12-08T15:47:38Z
527"Sell me your penis banana."mtcason2017-12-10T23:50:52Z
528"I'm getting really good at pegging."mtcason2017-12-11T01:32:32Z
529"Wanna hop on and dick around until stream time at 7?"mtcason2017-12-18T23:43:16Z
530"I can lengthen your penis."mtcason2017-12-19T01:18:56Z
531"We insert the love we have"mtcason2017-12-19T01:32:50Z
532"Cason, I'm really glad you let me play around with your deluxo."mtcason2017-12-19T02:44:14Z
533"It's like walrus fucked eggman from sonic"the_zez2018-01-07T00:36:54Z
534"please don't service my pink dildo"billy_druid2018-01-20T00:43:53Z
535"Go in the damn hole."mtcason2018-01-25T01:39:44Z
536I always smell like thatcomponent_z2018-02-10T03:04:40Z
537"It looks like a throbbing testicle as a nose, I want one"the_zez2018-02-11T02:17:29Z
538"Is that cheeese?" (steak)the_zez2018-02-11T02:21:51Z
539"It has old people sex, which is kinda awesome" (maus) "I want you and you and you" (Dragon)the_zez2018-02-11T02:53:01Z
540"I like torpedoes in the rear"the_zez2018-02-22T01:39:19Z
541"the hoe gave me cabbage"the_zez2018-02-25T00:03:06Z
542"I need hard wood I dont know how to get hard wood..."the_zez2018-02-25T01:10:17Z
543"Pancakerabbit"the_zez2018-03-01T00:47:50Z
544"O have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to mother...."the_zez2018-03-01T03:07:17Z
545"Oh shit ball soup"the_zez2018-04-12T23:32:48Z
546"I dont know what i said that required climping..."the_zez2018-04-21T00:18:47Z
547i thought it was gonna bounce off of me i didnt realize it was going to fire off another one"the_zez2018-05-19T00:21:31Z
548"there's a lot of balls I dont like this kind of party"the_zez2018-05-19T02:23:17Z
549"I had to go be social in real life it involved a hotel and lots of driving"the_zez2018-05-19T02:26:55Z
550"Noooo now they get hard"the_zez2018-05-25T23:49:28Z
551"Do it, he encourages my assholes"the_zez2018-05-26T02:09:27Z
552"I fucking hate poor people"the_zez2018-05-28T01:13:43Z
553"I'm a tentacle girl in a tentacle world"the_zez2018-06-10T01:47:56Z
554We have a kitty cam right down there.mtcason2018-06-29T23:12:48Z
555If the time runs out, you'll finger at random.mtcason2018-06-29T23:16:42Z
556"I'm not good at this once it gets hard."mtcason2018-06-29T23:25:59Z
557"One of these days I'm going to have to eat Cason's brisket."mtcason2018-07-03T23:12:47Z
558"I came before you did"the_zez2018-07-27T00:04:54Z
559"Staaaaahp scary"the_zez2018-08-01T23:05:29Z
560"suck a nugget"the_zez2018-08-02T00:22:37Z
561“Get your fucking come on me nick”the_zez2018-08-05T01:18:17Z
562wheres that squirrel shit?"the_zez2018-08-05T01:45:23Z
563"Lets do a shit-ton of drugs right now...ok?"the_zez2018-08-08T01:32:44Z
564"thats not what i ment to eat"the_zez2018-08-09T23:20:02Z
565"How do i get in you?"the_zez2018-08-09T23:33:57Z
566"Hoooooly monkey butts"the_zez2018-08-10T01:43:52Z
567"I'm nervous, you're not wearing pants, everything's wet..."the_zez2018-09-03T22:27:27Z
568"Go in the hole spider-man, you have a kid i'm sure you know..."the_zez2018-09-04T01:00:02Z
569"Why are you going down? Thats right bitch!"the_zez2018-09-18T00:39:22Z
570"shrooms are awesome"the_zez2018-09-21T00:21:49Z
571EHHHH! Bad noises! Why?!component_z2018-09-25T23:16:16Z
572"shake shake shake. shake shake shake. shake you bflowowers"the_zez2018-09-26T01:24:47Z
573"I was kinda hoping you were gonna solve it for me cuz you have a big..."the_zez2018-10-05T00:42:53Z
574"Ideally I want get 2 of these in here but i'll dont know if it'll fit"the_zez2018-11-14T01:19:32Z
575"fit where I want you"the_zez2018-12-01T00:22:18Z
576"Calci-bunny fufu"the_zez2018-12-06T01:11:21Z
577"C'mon you dickball get away from me" -Zthe_zez2018-12-06T01:22:45Z
578"I need one more poop. do you have any poop? I have lots of poops"the_zez2018-12-06T01:31:09Z
579"I would quite possibly kill anyone's mother"the_zez2018-12-08T00:22:19Z
580"bitches need to drink"the_zez2018-12-14T00:14:13Z
581"bitches love pretzel shops"the_zez2018-12-14T00:33:09Z
582"God I just pulled a maus" (Z) "You did not pull a... DON'T CALL IT THAT" (Maus)the_zez2019-01-10T01:23:06Z
583"Hello that's a friend, you're in my mouth :D"the_zez2019-01-10T01:26:58Z
584"Have a nice Zez, Zez"the_zez2019-01-10T02:46:49Z
585"Zez says be niii... ice to steak"the_zez2019-01-11T00:32:11Z
586"app..pa...la..pa..lap...pa..pa..pa"the_zez2019-01-11T01:32:47Z
587"I'm not sick...(sniff)"the_zez2019-01-23T02:13:06Z
588"Have some drugs and go to bed"the_zez2019-01-27T03:06:31Z
589"I'm gonna do things I just don't have money for things"the_zez2019-01-28T00:11:08Z
590"There's butterflies yall"the_zez2019-01-29T01:27:38Z
591I'm not fine. I'm not jank. I'm finecomponent_z2019-01-30T00:19:27Z
592"How's my bunny bunny"the_zez2019-02-02T01:51:04Z
593"I will pet you if you get your fat ass in my lap"the_zez2019-02-07T01:44:09Z
594"That's my fat ass"the_zez2019-02-07T01:44:35Z
595"Maus did a dumb"the_zez2019-02-07T01:48:41Z
596"The MothMan cums for me"the_zez2019-02-07T01:54:34Z
597"you're a jerk sandwhich"the_zez2019-02-07T02:02:26Z
598"You don't wanna go see S-spider-man"the_zez2019-02-08T00:31:08Z
599"It's gonna be full of squirting"the_zez2019-02-08T01:34:20Z
600"I'm a more of a do it in the morning"the_zez2019-02-08T02:34:57Z
601"Star Wars is filling the hole quite nicely" (Durras)the_zez2019-02-08T02:37:52Z
602"I'm not even looking i'm just fucking greg"the_zez2019-02-13T00:55:28Z
603"People hate this hole most of all"the_zez2019-02-15T01:04:15Z
604"There's a lot thats working...stop it"the_zez2019-02-15T01:47:25Z
605"I would like these 8-bit assholes"the_zez2019-02-15T02:03:27Z
606"I would like these 8-bit assholes to tell me what they think of my holes"the_zez2019-02-15T02:04:35Z
607"!draong"the_zez2019-02-15T02:29:06Z
608"You guys... this is-you guys"the_zez2019-02-21T01:54:21Z
609"Cuz I'm fat and slow and wandering twords you"the_zez2019-02-24T00:32:47Z
610"I'm fat and slow and gonna die"the_zez2019-03-06T01:24:57Z
611"That's mommas fat"the_zez2019-03-12T01:45:13Z
612"you into grandmas?"the_zez2019-03-12T01:49:06Z
613"I need to not pick fights with stupid stuff"the_zez2019-03-19T00:45:01Z
614"Little of valo"the_zez2019-03-23T17:52:07Z
615"Pic-a-nic-ing"the_zez2019-04-17T00:31:55Z
616"The Canadian fli-ag"the_zez2019-04-19T00:41:01Z
617An elementary school is a Fling of Stragscomponent_z2019-04-19T00:53:44Z
618"Come now, Noy Boy Nu Boy Nu bi.... oh fucking christ"the_zez2019-05-28T23:32:52Z
619"spank that snakey ass" -wisardsthe_zez2019-05-29T00:02:03Z
620"I wish I had good I..."the_zez2019-05-29T01:22:40Z
621"rainging" -wisardsthe_zez2019-06-05T00:15:54Z
622"My controller. We're gonna blame it."the_zez2019-06-05T00:23:24Z
623"Steak better as hell be bloody"the_zez2019-06-06T00:17:23Z
624I'll always take pity ridescomponent_z2019-06-09T01:37:58Z
625"Want-wants"the_zez2019-06-11T00:09:38Z
626"I like your ceauxsters I just cant ride your ceauxsters"the_zez2019-06-12T00:17:24Z
627"Meekins is the one deep in my throat"the_zez2019-06-28T01:33:45Z
628"Bullshit Lofty's a troll"the_zez2019-06-29T01:04:26Z
629In my time of need, let Meekins cum to mecomponent_z2019-07-03T00:30:07Z
630oh god, I have to climb up twitchy mcgee to get into the holecomponent_z2019-07-04T01:49:00Z
631I've literally lost track of who I am on nowcomponent_z2019-07-04T03:02:08Z
632Sometimes dropping a unicorn is the only way to get my attentionthe_zez2019-07-04T23:09:05Z
633"And not that cheap shitty knockoff that didn't taste the right"the_zez2019-07-10T00:29:50Z
634"Do you know how many hours I spent cleaning up your pee"the_zez2019-07-10T00:31:11Z
635"Sigh... It's not annoying...Sigh IT'S SUPER NOT ANNOYING..."the_zez2019-07-13T21:28:45Z
636"I've also been homeless and that also doesn't suck" added, this is quote #636the_zez2019-07-13T21:42:12Z
637"I don't want to be a coke mule that was not fun"the_zez2019-07-13T23:28:57Z
638"I already took my drugs"the_zez2019-07-16T23:13:31Z
639"I don't have a homeless guy in my bathroom... If i was keeping him in my bathroom"the_zez2019-07-16T23:16:40Z
640I want on you! I want in you!component_z2019-07-19T01:22:59Z
641"!bob!mike"the_zez2019-07-25T01:40:03Z
642"I will poke you with my toesthe_zez2019-07-25T23:29:29Z
643"Maus is gonna get an entirely sea-green painted ass"the_zez2019-07-25T23:31:43Z
644"Computers can learn and too fuck Maus"the_zez2019-07-25T23:33:44Z
645"I forgot it didn't get sucked up in me"the_zez2019-07-26T01:03:49Z
646"I just grabbed some juice to go with my drugs... do i want one drugs or 2 drugs"the_zez2019-08-02T00:12:57Z
647"I have all kinds of drugs picked out"the_zez2019-08-02T00:18:03Z
648"I put 100% of my brain ball at it"the_zez2019-08-02T00:42:35Z
649"Welcome black"the_zez2019-08-02T02:00:13Z
650"Go go go be in the hole"the_zez2019-08-02T23:38:26Z
651"I don't know how to turn my head"the_zez2019-08-09T01:53:28Z
652"I'm dying, hold on I'm fat"the_zez2019-08-09T02:09:41Z
653That speaks volumes about grinding on the guardianpawbin_hood2019-08-12T23:49:24Z
654On her Tweeterpawbin_hood2019-08-13T01:12:39Z
655Can you have something good in you?pawbin_hood2019-08-13T01:13:24Z
656"sealing stoles"the_zez2019-09-03T23:46:56Z
657"I'm a trippy hippie"the_zez2019-09-04T00:48:51Z
658"tranjer pigmy"the_zez2019-09-04T00:59:45Z
659"I touched a koala" -Zthe_zez2019-09-12T01:08:43Z
660"ha-gee-youuuu"the_zez2019-09-12T01:18:10Z
661Hey there's a dragon! "I'm going to need your meat"pawbin_hood2019-09-18T23:08:42Z
662"HECKYOU, HECKYOU"the_zez2019-10-04T00:56:49Z
663"blood hat hacker"the_zez2019-10-14T23:12:01Z
664"What's the scooping incident... OH NO"the_zez2019-10-17T23:29:54Z
665"slender-fucker"the_zez2019-11-02T00:59:47Z
666"Don't pull it out"the_zez2019-11-08T02:03:55Z
667"Holy Buckets"the_zez2019-11-16T00:44:13Z
668Have a Good Wisards!zgames_exe2019-11-16T03:26:13Z
669Drive me up nutzgames_exe2019-11-16T03:52:23Z
670"buttmunch"the_zez2019-11-21T02:56:06Z
671"I think like a scorpion"the_zez2019-11-22T01:54:49Z
672"This is my first time doing a mech alone..."the_zez2019-12-28T01:34:52Z
673"this is why no one likes horses"the_zez2020-01-04T02:25:28Z
674"Oh you're a butt-face I'm gonna punch you in the head"the_zez2020-01-04T03:23:51Z
675"they're selling girl stickout cookies"the_zez2020-01-09T01:35:29Z
676"it's a lot easier... I threw up"the_zez2020-01-21T01:31:19Z
677"Walk around with a full load of crap"the_zez2020-01-21T01:53:38Z
678"I grew up in a cemetery"the_zez2020-01-25T01:05:57Z
679we can both hit it, I just had to find the right spotwisards002020-01-30T01:42:05Z
680"Are there wolves in my hole again?the_zez2020-01-31T01:01:19Z
681"I will love my toy"the_zez2020-02-01T00:42:51Z
682"It was this little OOOOHAHHHHTTTT"the_zez2020-02-06T00:40:43Z
683"I punched the corn"the_zez2020-02-06T01:33:19Z
684"I wanna cook hobo stew"the_zez2020-02-06T01:38:57Z
685"Just go to the place with the stuff, damnit just stepped on a cactus"the_zez2020-02-07T01:10:09Z
686"The only experience I have with water"the_zez2020-02-07T02:38:54Z
687"Do you guys wanna go to my hole?"the_zez2020-02-07T02:48:15Z
688" Tits in a bastard butt nuts"the_zez2020-02-14T02:07:25Z
689"today has been as bad as dumb stupid stuff"the_zez2020-02-14T02:09:45Z
690maus- Hello friend. your dick is in my face... and now your head is gone.firespitter1942020-02-25T02:50:07Z
691"get them all I want their meat"the_zez2020-02-27T00:17:22Z
692"I get a dollar an inch"the_zez2020-02-27T00:47:01Z
693"For as fast as it goes that amounts to $52 an hour"the_zez2020-02-27T00:47:34Z
694"I don't listen when Bob talks"the_zez2020-02-27T01:27:58Z
695Durras: "I don't have a black"the_zez2020-02-27T01:30:20Z
696"And the problem is... I threw up"the_zez2020-03-07T01:19:08Z
697"I would like your meat"the_zez2020-03-07T02:39:59Z
698Z: "Pssh she's your mom man"the_zez2020-03-20T00:04:35Z
699"Build you nerd build"the_zez2020-03-20T00:07:18Z
700“I have more than that in pictures of dick dicks”the_zez2020-03-28T00:58:12Z
701"My ass will find a way"the_zez2020-03-30T23:39:03Z
702"A pokeall's tits"the_zez2020-03-31T00:00:51Z
703"You're coming slow"the_zez2020-05-02T01:05:40Z
704'i got everything up my ass"the_zez2020-05-02T01:10:46Z
705"I wanna be able to watch these assholes as they get their coffee"zgames_exe2020-05-14T00:58:34Z
706Maus: dick caught in stealing fanwisards002020-05-15T01:12:31Z
707Maus: aww man, he lands while i'm spawning! ...i swear to mother &!%#ing god, wisards, you clip that i'mma stab youwisards002020-06-20T05:46:42Z
708I'm out of poke'balls, Tits. Well that ruined my whole life.wisards002020-05-29T03:49:48Z
709Holy buckets, Charlie Brown. Look at that shit shimmer!wisards002020-06-07T05:35:31Z
710no, the Thing is too tough. i can't handle the Thing.wisards002020-06-20T04:26:34Z
711Z: Let me know if you see him coming. Maus: i willwisards002020-06-20T04:42:16Z
712i have many Canadians... in my channelwisards002020-06-20T04:51:49Z
713Z: uh no, we need to go... Maus: Oh! to pet your deathclaw?wisards002020-06-20T04:57:07Z
714Instructions were unclear. Dick caught in stealing fan.wisards002020-06-20T04:59:18Z
715i'm trying to like, catalog in my head where wendigos' spawnwisards002020-06-25T22:04:11Z
716i'll be there in two shakes. i'm being mauled by a bloated onewisards002020-06-25T22:13:02Z