| 1 | "Grab with the 'A', swing with the 'D' -HCJ " | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 2 | I am an idiot | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 3 | You could be an expert too for $69.69 an hour. | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 4 | I WILL NEVER HAVE AN INTERACTIVE CHAT!!!! EVER!!!! | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 5 | "Trees and I kiss on the daily" - HCjustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 6 | "I'm just going to keep killing people til a hot lady comes in!" -HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 7 | "It was so big it scared me" -Stakenborg | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 8 | "This is literally my life outside of the internet - Man Mountains and R. Kelly" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 9 | "I did not lick any dicks....today." -HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 10 | "Focus on your A and your D. Work the A and the D." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 11 | "It's a shame when the D doesn't cooperate." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 12 | "If you think I'm wearing clothes, you are sooooorely mistaken." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 13 | "We both win stapled dicks. To the back of our thighs." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 14 | "The only times I've been in my pool this year have been without clothes on." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 15 | "How many minutes are 420 minutes?" | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 16 | "I'm going to turn the meat sounds up to 10... there should be an eleven..." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 17 | "I'm a 6 just looking for that special 9 for my life" -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 18 | "I have a fun BJ story that involves Downstairs Dave" -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 19 | "Ah fuck I didn't want to fuck" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 20 | "Every time I hear you having sex, I'm standing outside of your door with a noisemaker and confetti" HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 21 | Let me spin the dick. Let me spin it!" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 22 | "It's not the first time all my parts touched a dick." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 23 | "My current dick is completely ineffective... I'm gonna just rip it off" -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 24 | "What was that show with DOUG?" - SlashSP. | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 25 | "I like that I can just slide around as a dead goat, I don't like, need momentum." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 26 | "I'm very into gourmet e-juices" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 27 | "I like when people want to play with me, it makes me feel good" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 28 | "The only thing I hate is the baby...stick that thing into some snow and move on" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 29 | "I'm gonna flip my desk, then I'm gonna flip out the window" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 30 | "Gotta wait for the dick to settle? I never let it settle...full blast 24/7" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 31 | "If I had my webcam I would have shown you this cool thing I did with my finger" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 32 | "I'm gonna have to go with the boners of the elderly" - HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 33 | "It's really up between ass-to-mouth and fisting. I wish I could do both." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 34 | "I like receiving tip. It's a nice feeling" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 35 | "Back in three minutes while I take off all my clothes and put a pot over my head." -Justin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 36 | "Spyd, you're a hunk, and, Deadbones, you're a twink. I'd be a bear." -Justine | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 37 | "I make videos on the internet, and sometimes they get passionate" - Justin to his neighbor | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 38 | "I feel like I am a white girl and a strong, angry black man under the surface of being a beardy white guy." -Justin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 39 | "I'm getting high on this darkness" - The Mountain | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 40 | "I'll never look at a Tree's dick the same way" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 41 | "I don't have any good dick tricks...." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 42 | "I'll shit my pants and then quit. In that order" -HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 43 | "I just wanna go harder into space" - HCJustin, KSP | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 44 | "My science rod is sticking out proudly!" -HCJustin KSP | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 45 | "Tanzania is NOT a FUCKING REAL PLACE" - Justin playing Jeopardy | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 46 | its a room full of buttholes or vaginas or whatever they're called | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 47 | "Get out of my ass! You don't belong there...it's mine..." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 48 | "OMG I can literally stomp through shit...that's amazing" - HCJustin | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:55:08Z |
| 49 | "I'm not trying to be a dick...but odds are if I'm not answering...I am..." - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 50 | "team justin - drinking in moderation and kicking dicks off" (New Years D&D) | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:54:47Z |
| 51 | "I don't think I pissed myself. I don't feel warm." | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:54:19Z |
| 52 | "I commend every last one of you for sticking around and watching this atrocity" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 53 | "I remember everything ever." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 54 | "I wanna ram someone with this thing so bad." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 55 | "I like it when it's very loose" -HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 56 | "It feels good when I mouthbreathe over my tongue" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 57 | "shit, I might of just erased my sack" -Justin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 58 | "I'm rubbing myself while I'm opening this crate it's really weird." -HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 59 | "The reason I am not good, is because...I am not good." HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 60 | "Sorry I'm quiet...I'm just here smiling and punching bears" - HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 61 | "I feel like I'm stuck in a cloud of stupid." HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 62 | "i'm trying to get into your crevasse but it ain't happening." HCJustin | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 63 | "I''m balls deep in fear" - Pause "I'm balls deep inside of him too" - HCJ | | 2020-02-29T21:55:51Z |
| 64 | "It's like my very own Goatse monster." -Justin | endsgamer | 2015-02-09T23:41:28Z |
| 65 | "i'm sorry for giving you all the urge to pee and smoke." HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-02-10T00:21:07Z |
| 66 | "I don't want anyone to drink this bread. Drink this bread? I have the sneaking suspicion I am a dumb person right now." HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-02-12T23:38:35Z |
| 67 | "There are starving VCRs in Africa that could be eating this bread." HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-02-16T23:29:36Z |
| 68 | "You haven't lived until you've made toast with a hair dryer." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-02-17T01:34:41Z |
| 69 | "God gave us angry people to make angrier" -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-02-24T02:03:06Z |
| 70 | "Oh man, shit is wylin' out in Bum Jizz!" - HCJustin | tanumb | 2015-02-26T23:45:10Z |
| 71 | "Oh my god, that's two! That's more than one!" -HCJustin does math | ladyonyxlp | 2015-03-11T23:03:56Z |
| 72 | "I haven't had any sex dreams in a while, maybe sex nightmares with Slash." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-03-12T22:59:37Z |
| 73 | "I'm sorry that I'm dumb...no I'm not! I'm proud that I'm dumb. It's a nice trait." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-03-12T23:23:56Z |
| 74 | "I just flipped hilariously through the skies like a phoenix." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-03-19T00:03:51Z |
| 75 | "This makes me uncomfortable but in the right way." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-03-19T22:38:37Z |
| 76 | "I need to give you idiots water and shit." -Mayor Justin | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:52:18Z |
| 77 | "I'll get Taco Bell, it will be just like a real date" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-03-31T19:09:50Z |
| 78 | "Suck every dick on planet dick, you dick" HCJustin | stakenborg | 2015-04-03T18:14:33Z |
| 79 | "B is for baaaaad. It's gonna sound baaaaad." -HCJustin while tuning his guitar | ladyonyxlp | 2015-04-07T03:07:33Z |
| 80 | "I will say, shooting people in the head works pretty well." | endsgamer | 2015-04-14T00:05:56Z |
| 81 | "I like your Deadbones impression. You sound like a little orphan girl." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-04-15T05:52:22Z |
| 82 | "Can we get a fanart of Coe with a prolapsed anus?" | endsgamer | 2015-04-21T07:08:48Z |
| 83 | Downstairs_Dave: safebook will be face at least | hcjustin | 2015-04-28T02:17:20Z |
| 84 | "I found Jesus. He is 12. He plays CS:GO." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-05-05T02:36:40Z |
| 85 | "Sorry guys, I was tempted by a taco. Once again..." HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-05-18T22:53:22Z |
| 86 | "There's a story in this game... but uh, it has a lot of words... So I don't read them." HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-05-21T22:36:06Z |
| 87 | "Alright, we're gonna jam you up real good" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-05-25T22:18:07Z |
| 88 | "I'm looking for one person who wants to have mediocre sex on a consistent basis. Those are my prerequisites for a relationship." | endsgamer | 2015-05-26T00:44:48Z |
| 89 | "I'm not an asshole, but...I am an asshole, but for different reasons." -HCJustin | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:51:11Z |
| 90 | "I just want someone to call me a cheater because that's what gets my dick hard." - HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-06-03T22:47:31Z |
| 91 | "I finished off 4 guys. How nice of me. I made them all cum" -HCJ CSGO 2015 | hcjustin | 2015-06-03T23:32:43Z |
| 92 | "Boy, I love AIDS" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-06-09T01:41:41Z |
| 93 | "There's no way i should have been white. I have too much rhythm and soul in my body." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-06-09T01:43:26Z |
| 94 | "It's not my *best* dick. The balls are a little upsetting." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-06-09T23:39:58Z |
| 95 | "I knew it was the butthole. It's always the butthole." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-06-25T02:00:13Z |
| 96 | "I am honestly serious and real. That makes this sound less serious and real, but I want to emphasize how serious and real I am." | elyessi | 2015-06-25T22:50:36Z |
| 97 | "I wonder if my mom hears me in here yelling 'SPERM!', and moaning." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-06-26T01:41:01Z |
| 98 | "I have an unworkening brain. That's the exact name of the condition." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-06-30T03:34:38Z |
| 99 | "If I pull this off, I will pee and shit in my own face." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-07-01T23:21:23Z |
| 100 | "Next time I go to a comedy show I'm just gonna roll around on the floor laughing like it's normal and okay." -HCJustin | ladyonyxlp | 2015-07-01T23:36:48Z |
| 101 | "Let me ride this dick missile over here..." - HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-07-14T03:13:10Z |
| 102 | "I like shittin' on myself." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-07-14T22:34:06Z |
| 103 | "Why are you screaming about words?" HCMomma | elyessi | 2015-07-23T22:45:34Z |
| 104 | "I've never heard a game use scat to say shit...this game is GROUNDBREAKING" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-07-24T00:58:03Z |
| 105 | "I wanna do something that makes me look like a dick." | unrulybabs | 2015-07-25T22:07:50Z |
| 106 | "All I wanna do in life is hide dicks in places." - HCJustin | shichahn | 2015-07-30T23:25:36Z |
| 107 | "Come on mom, all the other kids are rimming!" -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-08-05T05:38:54Z |
| 108 | "It's a real problem, all the dolphins that get caught in those peanut butter nets." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-08-09T02:50:55Z |
| 109 | "As you approach the speed of gay thoughts, things get a lot gayer." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-08-11T22:36:55Z |
| 110 | "My favorite class? I'd say lower-middle." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-08-11T22:48:48Z |
| 111 | "Man I'm really fixated on dick lately." | endsgamer | 2015-08-16T23:45:59Z |
| 112 | "When people watch, it's the only way I can get off." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-08-16T23:55:25Z |
| 113 | "I've only ever touched myself... I mean that's all I ever do... I've never done anything else." -Justin | hcjustin | 2015-08-24T06:07:45Z |
| 114 | "Aww man, why did I save so many pictures of naked dudes..." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-09-01T23:17:34Z |
| 115 | "I wish I had a mouth in my butt. I'd suck dudes' dicks all day." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-09-02T00:04:36Z |
| 116 | "You need to try drugs. I think you'd like them." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-09-06T20:41:02Z |
| 117 | "You can inject weed if you really wanted." | endsgamer | 2015-09-06T20:47:03Z |
| 118 | "I don't know what I said, but yah. you can quote it. " | hcjustin | 2015-09-09T19:41:00Z |
| 119 | "Yeah, I was fucking in the laundry room, then I got stabbed" - HcJustin | hcjustin | 2015-09-09T20:07:40Z |
| 120 | "What do I do? Do I put it in my mouth?" - PauseUnPause 2015 | elyessi | 2015-09-10T03:37:58Z |
| 121 | "I'm so soft and handsome" -HCJustin | hcjustin | 2015-09-11T01:08:00Z |
| 122 | "I can't cum without my library card." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-09-23T07:53:23Z |
| 123 | "If i ever win the lottery, everyone who is a sub gets flown to New York. Anyone who's ever been a sub or tipped, they come to New York for free." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-09-25T19:10:03Z |
| 124 | "They're gonna need a crowbar to unclench this asshole." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-10-01T06:41:58Z |
| 125 | "That kid learned what Viagra and Cialis were that night." | endsgamer | 2015-10-09T00:11:59Z |
| 126 | "I'm like a wounded puppy, but really I wanna be this sex goddess..." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-10-17T10:00:56Z |
| 127 | "Juggalos are rare around these parts...they are a delicacy." - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-10-18T07:33:37Z |
| 128 | "I had to get up and untie my balls." | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:47:45Z |
| 129 | "It's around my birthday so I'm gonna be gay" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-10-19T01:12:05Z |
| 130 | I know Arkas now, I will fuck him in all holes | hcjustin | 2015-10-19T04:05:55Z |
| 131 | "I've got no shortage of dude nudes in my life." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-10-22T09:38:54Z |
| 132 | "Your pug moans like a fucking porn star?" - President of Frags Justin | kohtalon_ | 2015-10-25T03:10:52Z |
| 133 | "I came here to eat ass and wear v-necks, and I'm all out of v-necks" | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:46:12Z |
| 134 | "The only amount of this game I saw was that there were cool big dicks on it." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-10-30T05:20:23Z |
| 135 | "I'm really sad that I can't have hot pants." - HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2015-11-16T06:40:23Z |
| 136 | "Please get out of my hole! I don't want you in my hole anymore!" - HCJustin | kohtalon_ | 2015-11-17T07:31:42Z |
| 137 | "I feel like my meat is a little stuck." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2015-11-19T23:22:42Z |
| 138 | "I'm gonna take my dick off and frame it." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-11-20T06:53:20Z |
| 139 | "My area is very juicy." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2015-11-24T06:45:13Z |
| 140 | "You know what? I like overusing my mouth." - HCJustin 2015 | shichahn | 2015-11-25T04:02:13Z |
| 141 | "I don't need lube anymore, I got surgery" - HCJustin 2015 | shichahn | 2015-12-01T03:17:35Z |
| 142 | "If you ever hear me talking bad about someone, even if I dont name names, you can be certain it is Elyessi" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2015-12-10T00:20:29Z |
| 143 | "I've got a boner even though I haven't done anything yet." - HCJustin | kohtalon_ | 2015-12-25T06:18:59Z |
| 145 | "My butthole could crush your fuckin' fist right now." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2015-12-29T07:46:57Z |
| 146 | "Take a selfie of your butthole and put it on your shirt" - HCJustin | elyessi | 2016-01-03T03:23:23Z |
| 147 | "Where did you learn how to drive? Toilet School?" | endsgamer | 2016-01-24T02:02:43Z |
| 148 | "Can you exploit gross old man dick?" | endsgamer | 2016-02-02T02:03:10Z |
| 149 | "SOOOO close to choking it!" -HCJ 2016 (Rogue Legacy) | unrulybabs | 2016-02-03T04:17:54Z |
| 150 | "I hope all these shiny happy people are DEAD." -HCJustin on REM (Guitar Hero) | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T14:44:31Z |
| 151 | "What is this? Bomb it! That's my policy." - HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-02-10T00:32:42Z |
| 152 | "Oh Jesus Christ, that's a big one." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-02-21T08:28:35Z |
| 153 | "This is my last game swear to god Haley I promise" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-03-18T04:01:41Z |
| 154 | "I just bit that dick clean off." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-03-24T23:01:25Z |
| 155 | "I want to finger a panda, how do I finger a panda." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-03-25T00:48:55Z |
| 156 | "if I die right now, *cough* make sure my last words are *cough* "fuck everyone"" - Justin | hcjustin | 2016-11-04T18:31:45Z |
| 157 | "I don't want you to come while i'm sucking." HCCull 2016 | unrulybabs | 2016-03-31T03:29:17Z |
| 158 | "Hey boys it's me, fucking blow me!" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-04-04T01:23:53Z |
| 159 | "I hope you have a lot of tumors dude." - Coe "Yeah, me too" - Justin | tanumb | 2016-05-11T06:03:45Z |
| 160 | "I think I hear the pitter-patter of boy joy in this direction..." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-05-13T02:04:02Z |
| 161 | "My mom and grandma apparently just went Sausage Crazy!" - Justin | tanumb | 2016-05-16T06:17:54Z |
| 162 | "If I was on the price is right I'd be chokin' Drew out." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-06-06T06:43:30Z |
| 163 | "That's how I pretty much live my life, I avoid all holes." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-06-06T06:47:24Z |
| 164 | "At the end of the day words are just pictures of letters." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-06-19T03:42:10Z |
| 165 | "I come out of the closet and you do THAT?!" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-06-27T05:44:10Z |
| 166 | "I have a feeling this is going to involve a lot of blowing." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-06-30T00:24:59Z |
| 167 | "Pause, I got this really good idea. We both blindfold each other and then suck each others dicks. Then we paint each others dicks from memory - from mouth memory." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2016-09-27T23:39:01Z |
| 168 | "Actually my retirement plan is to be a juggalo." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2016-08-18T01:57:39Z |
| 169 | "I feel dirty, but dirty boys win games" -HCjustin | endsgamer | 2016-09-28T00:24:53Z |
| 170 | "My life is an on-going cum joke." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-10-04T23:53:34Z |
| 171 | "I'm the dom, and you are all my subs." - HCJustin 2016 | shichahn | 2016-10-06T23:46:49Z |
| 172 | "I'm being rammed! I'm being rammed by everyone!" - HCJustin 2016 | shichahn | 2016-10-10T05:06:59Z |
| 173 | "That might be the hardest I fucked a guy, ever." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2016-10-20T04:05:26Z |
| 174 | "It's all fun and games until you're doing coke out of your butthole." - HCJustin 2016 | shichahn | 2016-10-31T03:46:17Z |
| 175 | "I'm not a brave boy, I'm not a brave boy, I hate it, I hate it, this better... This is garbage, I hate it." - HCJustin being a brave boy | tanumb | 2016-10-31T23:04:31Z |
| 176 | "It's only gay if it's day time." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-11-03T23:11:08Z |
| 177 | "I feel like I've got a long line of dudes waiting to gay marry me. Gotta put you on the list" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-11-04T00:18:08Z |
| 178 | "Can we get rid of this shirt and let me fuck with my nipples, please?" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-11-07T23:59:35Z |
| 179 | "My anaconda don't want none unless you've got...a dick. Bro" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-11-21T06:20:31Z |
| 180 | "I don't want to hear about my friends." - HCJustin | tanumb | 2016-11-21T23:21:34Z |
| 181 | "Just whisper sweet nothings into my butthole please" - Justin | tanumb | 2016-11-28T00:29:00Z |
| 182 | "Let's start Fuckin' rocks!" - HCJustin | tanumb | 2016-12-08T05:59:40Z |
| 183 | "I'll let earth clean this shit up." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2016-12-12T05:07:01Z |
| 184 | "AH! GRABBY HANDS!" - HCJustin | tanumb | 2017-01-04T23:35:16Z |
| 185 | "You wanna fuckin' do it?" - Fjord Sweater, 2016 | tanumb | 2017-01-09T23:54:26Z |
| 186 | "Thats the only way i can get off, if you blow kisses at my little dick" - HCJ 2017 | tanumb | 2017-01-16T06:14:34Z |
| 187 | "I really want that nice cock." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2017-01-19T01:29:13Z |
| 188 | "I think the best thing is just getting a good rub" -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2017-01-20T00:39:35Z |
| 189 | "Are those not little wall nipples I can grab?" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-01-27T00:56:14Z |
| 190 | "I feel like everyone knows about gloryholes." -HCJustin | hlbms567 | 2017-01-29T04:12:48Z |
| 191 | "I have the biggest, blackest dick I have ever seen" - Guude | biggunnlp | 2017-02-04T04:34:34Z |
| 192 | "I would also like to go peepee" - HCJustin | haley56 | 2017-03-25T03:37:38Z |
| 193 | "I dropped my little condom" - HCJustin | tanumb | 2017-03-07T00:33:00Z |
| 194 | "How do arms work?" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-03-07T00:34:59Z |
| 195 | "I have an ant dick, it can lift 100 times it's own weight." -HCJustin | haley56 | 2017-03-30T00:29:50Z |
| 196 | "Guy there's a Pete above you." - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-03-13T08:07:47Z |
| 197 | "I think I'm stuck in Monsta." -HCJustin | haley56 | 2017-03-26T02:05:41Z |
| 198 | "Butt Violence puts a bad taste in your mouth" -- PauseUnpause | biggunnlp | 2017-03-28T01:25:30Z |
| 199 | "You would have to titty-fuck my butt cheeks" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-04-02T03:01:58Z |
| 200 | "I like to use big words so people think I'm smart." -HCJustin | haley56 | 2017-04-25T22:34:45Z |
| 201 | "Are you going to eat your shit?" - Coestar | biggunnlp | 2017-05-13T03:23:12Z |
| 202 | "I do like a good circlejerk, don't get me wrong. I just don't like hosting it." - Justin | biggunnlp | 2017-05-14T06:44:38Z |
| 203 | "I'm a staunch believer of blowies are blowies. Not even saying I'd go catch a BJ from a rando on the street but Clinton was that kind of guy." - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-05-21T03:36:42Z |
| 204 | "I just shot a guy right in the weeeeeee-ner." - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-05-22T00:05:26Z |
| 205 | "Stop ramming me in my ass!!!" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-05-22T03:50:32Z |
| 206 | "It was too big for my tiny mouth. I have a whole new perspective on people who suck dick" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-05-22T04:26:54Z |
| 207 | "I never wanna drink pee, but I bet a pretty lady could convince me to drink her pee" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-06-02T04:27:48Z |
| 208 | "You fuck fucking fuck!" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-06-06T03:05:03Z |
| 209 | "I mainly fucked with balloon animals" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-06-14T01:27:37Z |
| 210 | "Oh no! I suck dick! I am the dick boy!" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-06-16T02:21:51Z |
| 211 | "You don't have to penetrate to love." -PauseUnpause | biggunnlp | 2017-06-16T04:46:59Z |
| 212 | "When ISIS comes to take my dick, I'll still have plenty of cum." -HCJustin | endsgamer | 2017-06-19T19:15:10Z |
| 213 | "All the poop got sucked back up from that game" - Austin | biggunnlp | 2017-06-20T02:25:18Z |
| 214 | "Sorry if I peed on you!" - Justin | biggunnlp | 2017-07-10T07:41:41Z |
| 215 | "Suck a ball's dick!" - jaaski | biggunnlp | 2017-07-14T21:36:20Z |
| 216 | "Why am I so hard?" -HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-07-14T21:50:54Z |
| 217 | "It didn't go in the hole, but it felt good." | peiw | 2017-07-21T21:22:40Z |
| 218 | "Its been a fantasy of mine to blow a friend in a cave" - HCJustin 7/21/17 | peiw | 2017-07-21T21:23:58Z |
| 219 | "I'm gonna spread my legs so you can jump on this hawwwwwwg" - Pause | biggunnlp | 2017-07-28T00:21:28Z |
| 220 | "If either of you were here I'd gently jerk you off." -HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-07-28T02:44:33Z |
| 221 | "I wish there were like.... more drugs" - Justin | biggunnlp | 2017-07-28T23:13:22Z |
| 222 | "God is punishing me. I got too many boners in my life." -Justin 2017 | biggunnlp | 2017-08-08T02:05:34Z |
| 223 | "You know what my clown name was? Jolly Justin." - Justin 2017 | biggunnlp | 2017-09-02T04:58:05Z |
| 224 | "My butthole has never been happier" -HCJustin 2017 | biggunnlp | 2017-09-23T19:47:04Z |
| 225 | "I feel like a highly efficient shit master right now" - HCJustin 2017 | biggunnlp | 2017-09-23T20:48:54Z |
| 226 | "Dude, I would love to fuck!" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-10-05T03:12:52Z |
| 227 | "You could eat dinner out of my butthole" - HCJustin | biggunnlp | 2017-10-06T05:50:06Z |
| 228 | "Fish are just bugs" - Justin | big_gunn | 2017-10-26T03:50:08Z |
| 229 | "Someone just hit me in my butt and I think they fucked me!" - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2017-11-06T06:25:47Z |
| 230 | "Boom. Science, motherfucker!" - Coestar | big_gunn | 2017-11-08T04:47:38Z |
| 231 | "How many times do I gotta shoot you in your dick parts?!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2017-11-19T20:19:29Z |
| 232 | "There's nothing funny about a big, meaty dick." - Justin | big_gunn | 2017-11-24T20:27:27Z |
| 233 | "Maybe I should just fuck with DP" - Justin | big_gunn | 2017-11-28T03:18:19Z |
| 234 | "I don't like fruit on my warm stuff" - Justin | big_gunn | 2017-11-29T03:50:19Z |
| 235 | "Space is tight as fuck." - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2017-12-18T03:19:27Z |
| 236 | "If I took my shirt off, this would be so much easier" - HCJustin | unrulybabs | 2017-12-29T21:03:52Z |
| 237 | "Every time I'm in a sexual situation now, I think of Richard." - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-02-01T00:31:13Z |
| 238 | "Ahhhh, I'm gonna do something cool with the balls!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-02-01T04:26:31Z |
| 239 | "Stick the pole up my butt!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-02-08T04:14:36Z |
| 240 | "be careful no one comes up ur butt" - Babs, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-02-18T05:11:28Z |
| 241 | "What if I just paint my dick green and jerk off?" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-02-23T21:35:37Z |
| 242 | "Oh my god, I've never killed that many people in my life!" - Chiblee, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-02-25T07:57:02Z |
| 243 | "Suck's different than licking!" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-02T02:19:27Z |
| 244 | "I'm not into anything I have to like... lick." - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-02T02:20:52Z |
| 245 | "Scissors are just knives, but two of em!" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-03T19:01:52Z |
| 246 | "Call me crazy, but I don't think she goes that deep" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-13T22:19:01Z |
| 247 | "All I want out of life is to make my bros horny" - HCJustin 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-22T04:28:42Z |
| 248 | "Oh shit, you drinkin that peepee?!" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-03-30T02:51:37Z |
| 249 | "It's alright, second is, like, one worse than first." - HCJustin 2018 | tanumb | 2018-04-05T03:38:08Z |
| 250 | "Lemme sniff yo dick, it's the only way" - Justin, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-04-06T03:04:58Z |
| 251 | "Fight me in my nut!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-04-17T02:07:51Z |
| 252 | "They patched the nut!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-04-17T02:08:24Z |
| 253 | "I'm coming... the DANGEROUS way" -HCJustin | big_gunn | 2018-04-28T03:24:53Z |
| 254 | "Does that mean we're fuckin'?" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-05-14T05:11:32Z |
| 255 | "I'm trying to eat mango, you piece of shit!" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-05-15T01:21:48Z |
| 256 | "I turned into a spider and now I've got hundreds of eyes" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-05-28T04:19:13Z |
| 257 | "Alright, so just collect coins and try not to fuck each other." - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-06-04T17:21:36Z |
| 258 | "I will never remember anything and don't you fuckin dare make me try to" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-06-16T01:09:52Z |
| 259 | "I'm a furry now. I accidentally came as I made eye contact with a cat" - Richard, 2018 | big_gunn | 2018-06-28T05:09:28Z |
| 260 | "I ain't gonna let no game get me pissed." - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2018-08-06T19:39:47Z |
| 261 | "I died doing what I loved. Vaping my own semen." -HCJustin | hcjustin | 2018-08-31T01:49:01Z |
| 262 | "I've talked about my dick before a wide audience many times" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-09-03T00:44:15Z |
| 263 | "I shouldn't have came!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-09-16T00:05:10Z |
| 264 | "I've never been mad. I've never been angry in my whole life." - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-09-24T17:20:56Z |
| 265 | "Did you say you rimmed the whole Milbee?" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-09-24T17:34:06Z |
| 266 | "It's hard to make hands you wanna make" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-10-01T01:28:03Z |
| 267 | "How do I go inside of you?" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-10-01T06:04:21Z |
| 268 | "I love this. No wait I hate this. No wait I love this." - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-11-05T07:55:07Z |
| 269 | "I'm gonna get fucked in my butt" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-11-05T07:59:59Z |
| 270 | "I'll never stop sweating" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-11-09T17:52:37Z |
| 271 | "Isn't a porpoise like a turtle" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-11-11T03:34:08Z |
| 272 | "My butt hurts" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-11-12T03:51:45Z |
| 273 | "All juggalos are clowns, but not all clowns are juggalos." - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-11-12T04:32:03Z |
| 274 | "I want Handsome Dracula to eat my ass" - Justin | big_gunn | 2018-11-23T08:00:09Z |
| 275 | "Twitter's a good place" - HCJustin, December 6th, 2018 12:05 AM | tanumb | 2018-12-07T05:05:39Z |
| 276 | "syke" - HCJustin, December 6th, 12:06 AM | tanumb | 2018-12-07T05:06:08Z |
| 277 | "I'd rather be a bad coward" - HCJustin, 2018 | tanumb | 2018-12-20T18:22:38Z |
| 278 | "Don't look at my butt!" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-12-22T22:54:43Z |
| 279 | "If it's a thing, it gets burned - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-12-29T05:34:51Z |
| 280 | "I'm gonna come in the butt" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-12-29T05:49:24Z |
| 281 | Justin: "What are you grabbing?" Babs: "Your mom's big fat dick." - 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-12-29T06:17:29Z |
| 282 | "How do I get to the bad hole?" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2018-12-29T07:12:25Z |
| 283 | "When did I eat shit?" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-01-24T17:23:51Z |
| 284 | "Oh my god, Austin punished my meat" - Justin | big_gunn | 2019-01-26T03:28:02Z |
| 285 | "I don't know what the pp stands for" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-01-31T20:19:30Z |
| 286 | "I'ma succ ya, Sonic!" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-02-02T20:52:44Z |
| 287 | "Please let me succ you, Ryu." - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-02-02T21:09:44Z |
| 288 | "Can I suck him?! Cause I will!" - Justin, 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-02-02T23:30:58Z |
| 289 | "I was not facing the right way to suck him." - Justin, 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-02-02T23:31:27Z |
| 290 | "I don't even know if green is in the fucking rainbow now" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-02-14T04:58:20Z |
| 291 | "Mountains are triangles" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-02-14T05:07:49Z |
| 292 | "Hold that baby, let me punch him!!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2019-02-21T03:25:05Z |
| 293 | "I wish my balls didn't hurt" - Justin, 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-04-13T01:24:17Z |
| 294 | "Well fuck my ass!" - Justin, 2018 | reedaretheunion | 2019-05-06T06:18:22Z |
| 295 | “I don’t have a foggy fucking clue how to do this” - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-05-24T02:17:57Z |
| 296 | “I feel like my mind’s eye is usually dope, but it sucks ass right now.” - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-05-24T02:26:41Z |
| 297 | "There's several people up my butt!" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-05-27T03:48:23Z |
| 298 | "Mine's not very big, but it is red" - Justin 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-05-31T22:35:53Z |
| 299 | "You can kinda taste the nut" -Justin 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-06-14T23:19:04Z |
| 300 | "For 5000 subs, I would get a 311 tattoo." - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-06-17T05:05:10Z |
| 301 | "WHY I SUCK?!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2019-06-27T01:02:37Z |
| 302 | "Let me go get all hard" - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2019-06-28T02:38:29Z |
| 303 | "I need to suckle some of your orbs" - HCJustin 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-07-01T05:30:40Z |
| 304 | "You could suck a ball then pinch it" - Justin, 2019 | big_gunn | 2019-07-05T07:43:15Z |
| 305 | "I'm covered in wires!" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-07-06T23:45:37Z |
| 306 | "Have I fucked?" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-07-15T03:32:20Z |
| 307 | "You win some, you dim sum." - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-07-15T05:01:02Z |
| 308 | "My name's Mario, and I'vegottheMOOOOOOOOOOVES" - Justin (Not MArio) 2019 | tanumb | 2019-07-15T05:02:23Z |
| 309 | "I'm loud as FUCK, dude!" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-07-15T05:03:47Z |
| 310 | "Fuck, I'm such a dumb dick idiot piece of shit!" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-07-15T05:10:15Z |
| 311 | "I have a mint butthole" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-08-01T02:38:43Z |
| 312 | "Applebees is dead to me" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-09-02T17:08:14Z |
| 313 | "So many wasted strokes aiming at the wrong hole" - Justin, 2019 | reedaretheunion | 2019-11-11T05:03:02Z |
| 314 | "I've never been high enough" - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2019-11-22T03:35:00Z |
| 315 | "I roasted my own nuts for the first time last night" - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2019-12-22T00:09:18Z |
| 316 | "Why is my nipple so hard?!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2019-12-23T03:27:01Z |
| 317 | "Can you hold a shit ton of boys inside you?!" - Coe, 2020 | big_gunn | 2020-01-14T01:34:41Z |
| 318 | "We fuckin' and you can all watch" - Justin, 2020 | big_gunn | 2020-02-14T02:31:29Z |
| 319 | "A lot of boys just came up my butt" - Justin | big_gunn | 2020-02-24T04:25:17Z |
| 320 | "i've been loving watching, uh, fuckin'..."- Justin, 2020 | reedaretheunion | 2020-04-14T02:44:20Z |
| 321 | "It'd be cool if you died" - HCJustin | big_gunn | 2020-06-01T05:20:22Z |
| 322 | "I had a banana shoved up my ass" - Justin, 2020 | reedwolcott | 2020-06-01T17:42:23Z |
| 323 | "I can't stop thinking about cock" - chiblee, 2020 | big_gunn | 2020-10-06T01:45:35Z |
| 324 | "I can't find myself dude!" - Justin | big_gunn | 2020-11-13T02:28:10Z |
| 325 | "I don't think I'll ever get enough balls" - HCJustin, 2021 | big_gunn | 2021-01-04T19:07:05Z |
| 326 | enjoy watching your big mommy milkers!! :) | limegrove | 2022-08-01T01:49:26Z |