| 1 | "Get gently rubbed on your behind my friend." | endsgamer | 2015-09-08T21:36:32Z |
| 2 | "The torch is water" | taraforest | 2015-09-08T23:52:03Z |
| 3 | "It's not the length of the pier, it's what you do with it!" | kaeli042 | 2021-06-25T21:53:03Z |
| 4 | "If I know anything, it's ball physics" | taraforest | 2015-09-16T00:16:08Z |
| 5 | "I tried to do a jubble dump" | taraforest | 2015-09-16T00:20:45Z |
| 6 | "All you have to do is lose faith" | taraforest | 2015-09-29T21:55:10Z |
| 7 | "Welcome to Twitch Twusday and I need some pants" | taraforest | 2015-10-06T21:41:52Z |
| 8 | "Can you describe the breast?" | taraforest | 2015-11-03T21:01:28Z |
| 9 | "There's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited" | taraforest | 2015-12-02T00:24:07Z |
| 10 | "Screw you and the bike you rode in on" | taraforest | 2015-12-09T00:32:21Z |
| 11 | "Get boned!" | taraforest | 2015-12-09T00:55:09Z |
| 12 | "A throne for my plushie!" | draveresilvanus | 2015-12-09T07:49:20Z |
| 13 | "Suck it friend!" | draveresilvanus | 2015-12-09T07:49:54Z |
| 14 | "Oh no, I can't find the hole." | draveresilvanus | 2015-12-22T22:40:26Z |
| 15 | "I just messed up your son!" | draveresilvanus | 2015-12-22T22:59:10Z |
| 16 | "Also useful for extracting eyeballs!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-05T23:30:30Z |
| 17 | "What holes to put our screws in." | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-05T23:58:14Z |
| 18 | "Got it in first try, ma'm." | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-06T00:26:01Z |
| 19 | "Screw until you hear the crack!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-06T00:40:19Z |
| 20 | "I'm in a conglomerate of taraforests." | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-12T22:30:58Z |
| 21 | "You picked up my lapis and my pants." | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-13T01:09:46Z |
| 22 | "Ah, I touched it wrong, I touched it wrong~~" | draveresilvanus | 2016-01-19T23:10:02Z |
| 23 | "You fricker on a face" | taraforest | 2016-01-20T00:35:10Z |
| 24 | "Good luck everyone, die in a fire." | taraforest | 2016-01-20T00:42:26Z |
| 25 | "Be moist you dang pigs!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-09T21:44:01Z |
| 26 | "Haha, suck on that, son of a bitch!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-16T23:51:26Z |
| 27 | "Baby zombie, screw you and the horse you rode in with!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-16T23:52:02Z |
| 28 | "I just sucked on that for a little bit." | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-17T00:14:50Z |
| 29 | "Screw bingo and the person who made it!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-23T21:48:54Z |
| 30 | "I'm moisturizing!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-02-24T00:54:48Z |
| 31 | "People try to correct me, but I never listen..." | conedodger240 | 2016-03-02T22:12:26Z |
| 32 | "That's a good dangle distance" | taraforest | 2016-03-08T20:06:15Z |
| 33 | "Break it and get the balls." | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-08T20:53:01Z |
| 34 | "Oh my god, there is a guy with a guitar chasing me!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-09T22:11:12Z |
| 35 | "I can say names... I can read!" | taraforest | 2016-03-10T21:06:33Z |
| 36 | "Did I break my dog already?" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-18T23:43:26Z |
| 37 | "I have weird relationships with my brain!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-19T00:53:08Z |
| 38 | "I'm allergic to the dangles" | taraforest | 2016-03-19T01:48:34Z |
| 39 | "There is a duck in my bed!" | taraforest | 2016-03-19T01:52:47Z |
| 40 | "Distance makes the heart grow … something" | taraforest | 2016-03-19T01:56:31Z |
| 41 | "Don't count your horses before they hatch." | taraforest | 2016-03-19T02:15:18Z |
| 42 | “See Coestar, you don’t have to have all these fancy pants CRT monitors and RGB to CRT to OPP to you-know-me stuff” | taraforest | 2016-03-19T02:18:12Z |
| 43 | "Oh no, she brought a priest!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-21T22:06:24Z |
| 44 | "This hand is dead to me." | taraforest | 2016-03-21T22:27:46Z |
| 45 | "How do I munch on your fruits?" | taraforest | 2016-03-21T23:00:50Z |
| 46 | "Everything we need is downstairs." | taraforest | 2016-03-22T23:13:34Z |
| 47 | "May the flesh melt off of your bones!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-22T23:22:43Z |
| 48 | "Back, forward, back, death" | commandersealand | 2016-03-29T00:22:14Z |
| 49 | "Almost missed the hole!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-03-29T21:46:14Z |
| 50 | "The music has returned, so we must be out of Canada." | taraforest | 2016-03-30T19:20:02Z |
| 51 | "We'll cook our meat when we're good and ready" | commandersealand | 2016-03-30T19:37:50Z |
| 52 | "I like a warm pink center...ayyy" | conedodger240 | 2016-03-31T20:12:45Z |
| 53 | "Road to the dangle!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-04-01T00:24:52Z |
| 54 | "Don't start with your sass!" | taraforest | 2016-04-05T22:36:59Z |
| 55 | "I am the one who dunks!" | deltawhiskey | 2016-04-11T23:28:52Z |
| 56 | "Hold on, I have to lick my monitor." | draveresilvanus | 2016-04-12T20:58:56Z |
| 57 | "Aw pickles on my dickles" | taraforest | 2016-04-18T18:25:46Z |
| 58 | "Why does it have to have nipples?" | taraforest | 2016-07-03T20:27:17Z |
| 59 | "Use your lips, they have better traction than your feets!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-07-14T21:19:01Z |
| 60 | "Butt scratches!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-07-19T20:46:09Z |
| 61 | "You get sucked towards the guy." | draveresilvanus | 2016-07-19T22:00:02Z |
| 62 | "My gun doesn't shoot, I should see a doctor about that" -Kurtjmac | commandersealand | 2016-07-19T22:44:57Z |
| 63 | "I'm terraforming Taraforest!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-07-28T20:54:23Z |
| 64 | "Please, come and enjoy my skin!" | taraforest | 2016-07-28T22:03:46Z |
| 65 | "I do not enjoy things!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-10-14T21:09:33Z |
| 66 | "C'mon you tickle me elmo...!" | conedodger240 | 2016-10-21T23:25:14Z |
| 67 | "Did the ass survive? Someone tells us if the ass survived!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-10-23T15:25:39Z |
| 68 | "We are very interested in finding about the ass!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-10-23T15:25:48Z |
| 69 | "Here's the plan: I don't have a plan." -Kurtjmac, 2016 | deltawhiskey | 2016-11-05T23:30:50Z |
| 70 | "I will punch the microphone with pride!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-05T23:47:12Z |
| 71 | "We need more fiddles with our bits!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-06T15:19:44Z |
| 72 | "We need to fiddle them bits!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-06T15:19:58Z |
| 73 | "You must know when your tingle dingles and your dingle dangles." | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-06T17:42:44Z |
| 74 | "Sprinkle me with your dividends." | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-07T22:44:31Z |
| 75 | "Call me SethBling and slap me in the face." | xaviorpenguin | 2016-11-09T04:49:48Z |
| 76 | "Yup that's the coco puffs!" | conedodger240 | 2016-11-09T06:02:57Z |
| 77 | "How do you do pigs?" | xaviorpenguin | 2016-11-11T00:24:50Z |
| 78 | "Prepare to get milked" | taraforest | 2016-11-15T22:40:19Z |
| 79 | "Where can I do my 'Rubbing' challenge?" | conedodger240 | 2016-11-17T04:12:05Z |
| 80 | "I lost my peas!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-25T01:06:52Z |
| 81 | "I hope you hit a tree and die! Happy Thanksgiving!" | draveresilvanus | 2016-11-25T01:48:12Z |
| 82 | "I did a double dog sproing, and then my clothes fell off. I hate when that happens." | taraforest | 2016-11-29T21:25:51Z |
| 83 | "Can I knob fiddle?" | xaviorpenguin | 2016-12-13T03:38:27Z |
| 84 | "I need moisture!" | xaviorpenguin | 2016-12-18T02:40:47Z |
| 85 | "You busted my noodle!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-01-05T21:27:27Z |
| 86 | "I got the bucket and he can suck it" | conedodger240 | 2017-01-12T02:47:22Z |
| 87 | "Balls on balls on balls." | taraforest | 2017-01-12T19:31:12Z |
| 88 | "Burps to you my friend." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-01-20T22:02:57Z |
| 89 | "I should not be fiddling with my bits in this regard." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-01-25T23:46:55Z |
| 90 | "It's so small, that ain't right." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-01-28T23:24:33Z |
| 91 | "I am going to swear like a tired pirate." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-02-03T03:16:08Z |
| 92 | "I'm all about those first touches." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-02-06T03:02:22Z |
| 93 | "Is that a guy? No! It is a bag of trash - close enough." | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-01T22:41:56Z |
| 94 | "Where do I place the thing that I want to die?" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-02T02:02:27Z |
| 95 | "Oooo! Sweaty palms! Look at my leg." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-02T02:21:38Z |
| 96 | "We're giving our moon hole a big crack!" -KurtJMac | conedodger240 | 2017-04-04T22:40:49Z |
| 97 | "Wooo! Almost got that in the butt." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-10T22:24:16Z |
| 98 | "Lick the life, taste the rainbow." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-14T01:19:29Z |
| 99 | "Put that in your pipe and suck on it, for the kids!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-15T21:20:27Z |
| 100 | "You were the best anvil there ever was!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-15T22:10:20Z |
| 101 | "RIPPED FROM THIS EARTH!!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-19T06:40:12Z |
| 102 | "Chase the tip, just the tip." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-21T01:06:38Z |
| 103 | "I am an EXPERT at fitting large things through tight spaces. An expert I tell ya." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-21T01:15:49Z |
| 104 | "I just wanna collect more balls!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-21T22:57:35Z |
| 105 | "It's more just like a dirt patch upon a pile of logs, which is how they describe me in my high school yearbook." | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-22T00:55:23Z |
| 106 | "There are rats all over the place! They're in my hair..." | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-25T22:56:49Z |
| 107 | "Kangaroos are dolphins!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-27T22:03:39Z |
| 108 | "God bless america! It is a rat!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-27T22:30:33Z |
| 109 | "Running away with my peach!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-04-27T22:31:39Z |
| 110 | "I have plenty of experience holding on to sticks." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-04-29T01:59:55Z |
| 111 | "Do you know the humping strategy?" | draveresilvanus | 2017-05-03T21:09:34Z |
| 112 | "That door is now a tree." | draveresilvanus | 2017-05-13T07:16:39Z |
| 113 | "And it splits open like a can of tuna!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-05-13T07:58:46Z |
| 114 | "There is a vest in this destructible shit shack." | draveresilvanus | 2017-07-15T21:53:59Z |
| 115 | "My son has a lot of brains." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-07-25T21:48:57Z |
| 116 | "Mother fire truck!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-07-25T22:50:24Z |
| 117 | "Let's just fall, let's just fall, let's just fall!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-07-25T23:54:47Z |
| 118 | "Shooting the tires out of the gun!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-07-29T22:13:21Z |
| 119 | "Stop! I wanna do weird and crazy things to ya!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-08-07T00:04:25Z |
| 120 | "Hi" - Kurtjmac | conedodger240 | 2017-09-12T02:47:51Z |
| 121 | "Oh gawd...potato!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-09-19T02:13:22Z |
| 122 | "Nice try jumpy pants!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-09-22T23:16:51Z |
| 123 | "Oh that tree you can hit!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-09-23T00:31:19Z |
| 124 | "We're doing well, up until the point we die." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-09-30T02:39:38Z |
| 125 | "That sign is not erected." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-03T22:00:02Z |
| 126 | "My health is dead!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-03T22:12:06Z |
| 127 | "We gotta waggle our stick, everybody!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-05T23:57:17Z |
| 128 | "It is distinctly lacking in flap." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-06T00:57:13Z |
| 129 | "My car is older than you and your grandpa!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-06T23:59:41Z |
| 130 | Sweet mercy and the pickles! - kurtjmac, Oct 15 2017 | stinusmeret | 2017-10-15T17:42:33Z |
| 131 | "It got a sticky nob." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-18T00:10:53Z |
| 132 | "Giving it a nice twirling, if you will." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-18T00:11:40Z |
| 133 | "Oh, you can see my pole." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-20T21:51:32Z |
| 134 | "I am in the death place right now." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-10-21T01:53:06Z |
| 135 | "Don't show me your crevice and not let me peek!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-22T00:40:39Z |
| 136 | "Yolay is still thinking about that teeth wielding deer?" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-22T01:35:08Z |
| 137 | "Six months later? I just dropped my almonds!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-22T01:48:13Z |
| 138 | "I am in Busto!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-22T22:27:04Z |
| 139 | "Futuremans spine is going out of his ass!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-23T02:43:42Z |
| 140 | "Are those nuts I hear?" -Jamie | conedodger240 | 2017-10-26T00:58:29Z |
| 141 | "I muted myself cause I was reading the ingredients of my nuts." | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-27T20:21:24Z |
| 142 | "There's the house, thank god, it's still burning" -KurtJMac | conedodger240 | 2017-10-29T03:43:08Z |
| 143 | "I need those..to piston things" - KurtJMac | conedodger240 | 2017-10-30T01:43:52Z |
| 144 | These dang tires are made out of ... condoms - KurtJMac | commandersealand | 2017-10-30T03:18:55Z |
| 145 | "I was making love to the camera!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-30T17:55:39Z |
| 146 | "That is a tree that doesn't move!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-10-30T22:21:15Z |
| 147 | "I took that right to the nipples" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-11-02T02:00:08Z |
| 148 | "they don't exist in the air, they have to exist on paper so I can touch constellations and stars" | conedodger240 | 2017-11-09T18:47:51Z |
| 149 | "this whole world and universe of astronomy and numbers has unfolded before me" | conedodger240 | 2017-11-09T18:48:26Z |
| 150 | "I've gotta eat and you gotta poop." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-11-11T04:05:05Z |
| 151 | "Is the penis still there?" | draveresilvanus | 2017-11-17T23:54:38Z |
| 152 | "Now you can see my pole!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-11-18T00:41:09Z |
| 153 | "Well I'm gonna die here anyway, I have a dog in my lap!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-11-22T00:37:21Z |
| 154 | "I'll lick it if you buy it." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-11-27T23:36:48Z |
| 155 | "Accept my beam of knowledge!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-12-01T22:26:01Z |
| 156 | "I just want to study that long-legged situation." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-12-01T23:08:02Z |
| 157 | "Cone is busy building his house right now." | draveresilvanus | 2017-12-14T23:45:52Z |
| 158 | "Teeth have skin?" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-12-16T03:47:19Z |
| 159 | "Praise Blosus and his 10 Bananaments!" | xaviorpenguin | 2017-12-16T04:44:03Z |
| 160 | "You suck the suckiest suck that ever sucked." | xaviorpenguin | 2017-12-18T02:52:09Z |
| 161 | "Get sucked!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-12-21T01:06:40Z |
| 162 | "She always had kind of a curved front section to her spaceship." | draveresilvanus | 2017-12-21T02:16:03Z |
| 163 | "BRB I really gotta pee!" | draveresilvanus | 2017-12-21T02:24:22Z |
| 164 | "I like to think of myself as a dim lamp!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-02T17:53:48Z |
| 165 | "Why would you put your finger in the hole?" | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-02T18:40:30Z |
| 166 | "Ah, but I wanted to keep touching the nipples!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-02T19:34:44Z |
| 167 | "Could I have saved Carl if I hadn't touched the nipple?" | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-02T19:36:36Z |
| 168 | "It is only there for a nipple fiddling." | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-02T20:35:42Z |
| 169 | "It's lit fam" - KurtJMac 2018 | conedodger240 | 2018-01-19T02:16:06Z |
| 170 | "Remember kids, if you want to have full life experiences, touch alien butts" | conedodger240 | 2018-01-20T01:17:12Z |
| 171 | "This is a motion I am very good at, I tell you what." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-01-23T02:17:24Z |
| 172 | "Ooh, use you're inhaler, you'll be fine!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-01-23T13:33:43Z |
| 173 | "Is he peeing right on me now?" | conedodger240 | 2018-02-04T23:23:59Z |
| 174 | "Ooh, right in the nuts!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-02-12T00:12:58Z |
| 175 | "Don't become a bird! We are not trying to impress them!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-02-17T22:57:35Z |
| 176 | "Everything ends up in 'P'." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-02-26T02:02:07Z |
| 177 | "That cone just impaled an audience member!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-01T00:10:05Z |
| 178 | "I would like them in my mouth please!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-01T00:11:39Z |
| 179 | "I landed on a guy and smushed him once again!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-01T00:15:08Z |
| 180 | "I got a Cone on my face!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-13T21:36:22Z |
| 181 | "France is a mess!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-14T00:28:20Z |
| 182 | "It is the never ending hose!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-16T00:24:40Z |
| 183 | "Oh, I didn't moisten the inside!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-16T00:27:20Z |
| 184 | "I need that 'D'." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-03-16T02:07:17Z |
| 185 | "The brain doesn't behave!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-03-16T23:31:12Z |
| 186 | "People like to see their bits on stream. I guess that is why mirrors are so popular." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-03-23T04:42:25Z |
| 187 | "I take a long time don't I..." | conedodger240 | 2018-04-01T00:01:56Z |
| 188 | "He is sparking from the crotch!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-04-08T20:15:51Z |
| 189 | "So apparently I might be draining my meat wrong.." - Kurt 5/2/18 | conedodger240 | 2018-05-03T01:40:20Z |
| 190 | "I'm hitting a dead guy." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-05-17T02:19:44Z |
| 191 | "I wish the muff wasn't this big." | conedodger240 | 2018-05-18T23:13:23Z |
| 192 | "OH GOD! I fell out again!" | xaviorpenguin | 2018-05-21T01:52:31Z |
| 193 | "Ow! My blood! It's leaving!" | kurtjmac | 2018-06-13T02:39:30Z |
| 194 | "I've already got into an accident, what possibly could go wrong?" | draveresilvanus | 2018-06-18T00:37:15Z |
| 195 | "I could mess with some repo men" | conedodger240 | 2018-06-27T04:37:35Z |
| 196 | "It's not my fault officer, I was asleep!" -Kurt 2018 | conedodger240 | 2018-07-01T23:39:30Z |
| 197 | "Something is broken in my mouth brain!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-07-10T23:25:00Z |
| 198 | "If I go too far, it turns to brown" | draveresilvanus | 2018-07-14T00:30:00Z |
| 199 | "Let's not forget how much poop we collected...and purchased." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-08-06T03:37:34Z |
| 200 | "Can I touch your cube real quick? Thanks!" | xaviorpenguin | 2018-08-10T01:52:55Z |
| 201 | "I'm here to steal your secrets...and your balls." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-08-26T21:38:28Z |
| 202 | "I am trapped in a concrete case of emotions" | xaviorpenguin | 2018-10-04T01:39:27Z |
| 203 | "I don't mean to be like this" | conedodger240 | 2018-11-04T00:06:45Z |
| 204 | "I've got this weird face on my face" | draveresilvanus | 2018-11-19T01:02:40Z |
| 205 | "Hold on to your underwear, ladies and gentlemen, we are about to drop a log!" | draveresilvanus | 2018-11-27T00:32:07Z |
| 206 | "Horny old people." | draveresilvanus | 2018-12-13T01:40:59Z |
| 207 | "I just want to touch this man and then he's dead." | xaviorpenguin | 2018-12-17T00:25:36Z |
| 208 | "....pull down not out, that's the problem i'm running into" - Kurtjmac 2019 | conedodger240 | 2019-01-14T01:04:45Z |
| 209 | "..oh, I hope there is a pile of bodies" | conedodger240 | 2019-02-03T03:06:00Z |
| 210 | "YouTube is circling the toilet once more." | draveresilvanus | 2019-02-22T22:00:31Z |
| 211 | "That's the sex number, right?" | xaviorpenguin | 2019-03-11T02:03:54Z |
| 212 | "It's funny...because dick." | xaviorpenguin | 2019-04-06T03:58:17Z |
| 213 | "You came at the end...which is the best time to do that." | xaviorpenguin | 2019-04-26T02:59:48Z |
| 214 | "I did not know this was a furry game." | kaeli042 | 2019-06-16T00:15:35Z |
| 215 | "My structural melon has fallen off." | kaeli042 | 2019-08-10T21:26:09Z |
| 216 | "Good thing I didn't jump off the roof." | kaeli042 | 2019-09-13T22:42:51Z |
| 217 | "I'm bringing an insurance carrot." | kaeli042 | 2019-09-21T23:53:26Z |
| 218 | "I have to fully unzip them, though." | kaeli042 | 2019-09-26T23:53:29Z |
| 219 | "Oh, I'm the hole" | conedodger240 | 2019-10-01T22:43:20Z |
| 220 | "I myself am optimally exposed." | kaeli042 | 2019-10-06T03:01:16Z |
| 221 | "A swan is just a fancy type of goose." | kaeli042 | 2019-10-12T01:54:34Z |
| 222 | “I like the big fat ones.” | kaeli042 | 2019-10-31T23:31:20Z |
| 223 | "Gotta get off the suck." - KurtJMac | xaviorpenguin | 2019-11-14T02:13:17Z |
| 224 | "You can't fail if you don't play!" | kaeli042 | 2019-11-30T03:58:18Z |
| 225 | "Don't you want to toast your bread before you jam it?" | kaeli042 | 2019-12-20T23:12:38Z |
| 226 | "Spoil me rotten, daddy." | kaeli042 | 2019-12-24T01:03:29Z |
| 227 | "Are the eggs real?" | kaeli042 | 2020-01-18T02:17:24Z |
| 228 | "There's a lot of space in space." | kaeli042 | 2020-01-29T23:35:57Z |
| 229 | "Delete the wheat." | kaeli042 | 2020-02-08T03:46:27Z |
| 230 | "Well, my potatoes are probably burning." | kaeli042 | 2020-02-14T04:44:27Z |
| 231 | “Birds have cloacas.” | kaeli042 | 2020-02-16T00:34:58Z |
| 232 | "Our destination is hype." | kaeli042 | 2020-03-03T21:59:09Z |
| 233 | "I should just bend over and swipe him with my package." | kaeli042 | 2020-03-07T01:18:01Z |
| 234 | "I pulled it out before it even had a chance to go in!" | kaeli042 | 2020-03-12T22:01:00Z |
| 235 | "You're essentially just milking your water." | kaeli042 | 2020-03-19T22:45:41Z |
| 236 | "You ass face monkey header!" | draveresilvanus | 2020-03-27T00:03:12Z |
| 237 | "We came from Sex." | kaeli042 | 2020-03-28T02:11:39Z |
| 238 | "AAAAH CHEESE!" | kaeli042 | 2020-04-04T23:08:01Z |
| 239 | "I need to get a brain." | kaeli042 | 2020-04-15T00:43:41Z |
| 240 | "Of course we're gonna jump in the hole." | kaeli042 | 2020-04-27T21:34:58Z |
| 241 | "Is this a vape?" | kaeli042 | 2020-04-30T22:32:27Z |
| 242 | "I touched the wood....momentarily." - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2020-05-02T22:11:41Z |
| 243 | "I am a dumpster." | kaeli042 | 2020-05-09T01:56:27Z |
| 244 | "I'm a Hellblade." | kaeli042 | 2020-05-09T22:54:55Z |
| 245 | "Robots don't poop." | kaeli042 | 2020-05-14T02:19:09Z |
| 246 | "Screw you, tunnel!" - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2020-05-15T22:52:20Z |
| 247 | "Man, I wish you could see my pipe." - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2020-05-29T21:59:31Z |
| 248 | "Maybe I don't understand shirts." | kaeli042 | 2020-05-31T00:12:21Z |
| 249 | "I had to ask my girlfriend where she keeps her stopper" | conedodger240 | 2020-06-10T21:38:09Z |
| 250 | "I am commencing my final vibrations." | kaeli042 | 2020-06-26T22:07:27Z |
| 251 | "You just gotta honk your way through it." | kaeli042 | 2020-07-08T02:35:33Z |
| 252 | "What happened to my face?" | kaeli042 | 2020-07-16T22:15:39Z |
| 253 | "I forgot about this whole 'gravity' thing." | kaeli042 | 2020-07-29T22:33:44Z |
| 254 | "Haha! Now you're stuck inside the toilet!" | kaeli042 | 2020-08-12T22:27:49Z |
| 255 | "Oh, now there's babies everywhere. Fantastic." | kaeli042 | 2020-08-18T21:24:04Z |
| 256 | "Now I'm interested in sexy bollards." | kaeli042 | 2020-08-18T22:52:04Z |
| 257 | "I can't remember what's jump and what's tongue." | kaeli042 | 2020-09-02T23:06:45Z |
| 258 | "Oh, I know these rocks!" | kaeli042 | 2020-09-06T00:32:53Z |
| 259 | "I hate it with all my face!" | kaeli042 | 2020-09-12T23:35:56Z |
| 260 | "Shut up, Coebot! This is not the time!" | kaeli042 | 2020-09-20T00:05:32Z |
| 261 | "You like my seed bag?" | kaeli042 | 2020-09-23T00:55:35Z |
| 262 | "One of my favorite things is rendezvous and docking." | kaeli042 | 2020-09-26T23:40:06Z |
| 263 | "Pinch that loaf!" | kaeli042 | 2020-10-03T22:51:57Z |
| 264 | "That's an uncomfortable place for a screw." | kaeli042 | 2020-10-07T23:36:24Z |
| 265 | "Follow that giant space cat!" | kaeli042 | 2020-10-08T22:46:45Z |
| 266 | "you literally had a surprise windows update" - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2020-10-10T00:12:27Z |
| 267 | "You can't beat two geese!" - TG | kaeli042 | 2020-10-25T21:35:45Z |
| 268 | "The mouth is very important." | kaeli042 | 2020-11-01T00:31:22Z |
| 269 | "Teamwork!" | kaeli042 | 2020-11-01T04:42:03Z |
| 270 | "How do you breathe?" | kaeli042 | 2020-11-04T01:11:13Z |
| 271 | "The nipple does not like to be squeezed" | draveresilvanus | 2020-11-08T02:15:01Z |
| 272 | "Look at all those pope parts" | draveresilvanus | 2020-11-18T22:57:13Z |
| 273 | "Oh! Jesus Christ! TRIANGLE!" | kaeli042 | 2020-11-24T23:54:19Z |
| 274 | "We are unstoppable!! ...except I actually have to stop." | kaeli042 | 2020-11-26T03:12:39Z |
| 275 | "Where are all these sausages coming from!" | conedodger240 | 2020-11-29T01:16:53Z |
| 276 | "Once you're a man, you're a man, man." | kaeli042 | 2020-12-03T03:00:02Z |
| 277 | "I don't think I want breasts at the moment." | kaeli042 | 2020-12-30T00:23:32Z |
| 278 | "Why are the windows rusty?" | kaeli042 | 2021-01-09T01:55:48Z |
| 279 | "There's a little thingy you can touch." | kaeli042 | 2021-01-20T01:54:57Z |
| 280 | "I'm a twister and a licker." | kaeli042 | 2021-01-27T01:18:21Z |
| 281 | "Quick! Identify the hooves!" | kaeli042 | 2021-01-27T02:39:58Z |
| 282 | "you all know that grandma smell.." | conedodger240 | 2021-02-07T00:55:39Z |
| 283 | "...but like a big, large shag." | kaeli042 | 2021-02-19T23:59:51Z |
| 284 | "It's Thursday?!" | kaeli042 | 2021-02-26T02:26:36Z |
| 285 | "Is it rude to horf on somebody else's stream?" - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2021-03-07T01:43:43Z |
| 286 | "I want my guy to be translucent." | kaeli042 | 2021-03-25T01:02:55Z |
| 287 | "I don't know why it smells like burning..." | kaeli042 | 2021-04-21T00:53:13Z |
| 288 | "I don't know how I'm gonna make meatballs without a house." | kaeli042 | 2021-05-01T01:14:00Z |
| 289 | "I know very little about this video game." | kaeli042 | 2021-05-08T00:42:41Z |
| 290 | "Too much hot!!" | kaeli042 | 2021-05-21T00:02:48Z |
| 291 | "My skin is sweater." | kaeli042 | 2021-06-02T23:22:47Z |
| 292 | "How do we make children?" | kaeli042 | 2021-06-18T00:06:30Z |
| 293 | "Look at that futuristic hose!" | kaeli042 | 2021-07-17T01:17:54Z |
| 294 | "Do bulls have nipples?" | kaeli042 | 2021-09-02T23:01:21Z |
| 295 | "That's a strong horn right there." | kaeli042 | 2021-09-08T02:11:39Z |
| 296 | "Oh, the cone is trash?" | kaeli042 | 2021-09-16T23:48:48Z |
| 297 | "Could I do that to myself?!" | kaeli042 | 2021-09-29T22:06:04Z |
| 298 | "Sweet frozen testicles!" | kaeli042 | 2021-10-03T19:20:42Z |
| 299 | "Oh, am I a woman?!" | kaeli042 | 2021-10-23T23:55:45Z |
| 300 | "Armo! Mehmattski! Bucket!" | kaeli042 | 2021-11-05T22:28:48Z |
| 301 | "Could somebody enchant my pants?" | kaeli042 | 2021-11-11T18:03:05Z |
| 302 | "I don't like the crotch bump." | kaeli042 | 2021-11-13T00:13:45Z |
| 303 | "I could go for 90 more seconds." | kaeli042 | 2021-11-17T03:33:15Z |
| 304 | "Computers can't do that!" | kaeli042 | 2021-11-21T00:23:58Z |
| 305 | "I didn't mean to shear you, my friend!" | kaeli042 | 2021-11-28T00:16:36Z |
| 306 | "So it's not the game that has too many pixels....it's my face!" | kaeli042 | 2021-12-02T00:04:19Z |
| 307 | "Go skateboard, go!" | kaeli042 | 2021-12-03T01:16:43Z |
| 308 | "I wish video games would get their shit together." | kaeli042 | 2021-12-08T01:31:21Z |
| 309 | "This nub is very worn." | kaeli042 | 2021-12-09T01:36:16Z |
| 310 | "It's very difficult to aim the noodle!" | kaeli042 | 2021-12-27T02:05:17Z |
| 311 | "Why is there water in the hole?" | kaeli042 | 2021-12-29T01:18:12Z |
| 312 | "I'm too tall for these tiny tiny doors." | kaeli042 | 2022-01-07T00:22:21Z |
| 313 | "Nice shot, wrong hole!" | kaeli042 | 2022-01-13T03:52:15Z |
| 314 | "I guess I'll sleep, now that I'm dead." | kaeli042 | 2022-01-15T01:22:54Z |
| 315 | "...this is the land of tit." | kaeli042 | 2022-01-16T03:33:05Z |
| 316 | "I'm not a dog, I'm a camera!" | kaeli042 | 2022-01-21T01:00:45Z |
| 317 | "Why is there a Rastafarian banana?" | kaeli042 | 2022-01-31T22:39:49Z |
| 318 | "Oh no, I hope it can't go down there." | kaeli042 | 2022-02-12T02:54:38Z |
| 319 | "Oh, smooth is good!" | kaeli042 | 2022-02-14T23:18:52Z |
| 320 | "I kept rimming the hole." - ConeDodger240 | kaeli042 | 2022-02-16T02:14:29Z |
| 321 | "These are ice tires." | kaeli042 | 2022-02-23T00:42:45Z |
| 322 | "It's a racing game, but it probably has less nipples." | kaeli042 | 2022-02-25T23:33:44Z |
| 323 | "I gotta take a boat to go get my boat." | kaeli042 | 2022-03-07T02:46:28Z |
| 324 | "You can be happy if you want to." | kaeli042 | 2022-03-16T21:21:50Z |
| 325 | "Never weirdly touch a bumpus." | kaeli042 | 2022-03-20T00:24:02Z |
| 326 | "Is a museum real life?" | kaeli042 | 2022-03-23T23:23:35Z |
| 327 | "I also wash my berries." | kaeli042 | 2022-03-23T23:42:09Z |
| 328 | "Once again, I have nowhere to put my bag." | kaeli042 | 2022-04-03T02:29:33Z |
| 329 | "Oh my god....we're in the flaps." | kaeli042 | 2022-04-12T01:54:51Z |
| 330 | "Oh it's kilometers, you bastards!" | kaeli042 | 2022-04-13T23:18:18Z |
| 331 | "Welcome to Far Lands or Bottom of the User Agreement!" | kaeli042 | 2022-04-25T22:52:11Z |
| 332 | "I'm getting real tired of hearing that horse." | kaeli042 | 2022-05-06T21:11:20Z |
| 333 | "Ah, see right there, the World's Nipple." | kaeli042 | 2022-05-09T23:59:51Z |
| 334 | "Our yeast is nice and frothy." | kaeli042 | 2022-05-13T23:26:32Z |
| 335 | "The beat is existing now." | kaeli042 | 2022-05-19T22:08:45Z |
| 336 | "It's like when we got to see nipples in Max Payne 2!" | kaeli042 | 2022-05-22T01:58:32Z |
| 337 | "...What's the opposite of optimization?" | kaeli042 | 2022-06-17T23:57:51Z |
| 338 | "That's a big screw!" | kaeli042 | 2022-06-18T00:37:52Z |
| 339 | "I could ban you, if you want." | kaeli042 | 2022-06-19T02:33:39Z |
| 340 | "You can't put that where I've already put my snake!" | kaeli042 | 2022-06-30T22:43:10Z |
| 341 | "That guy's high on life! ...and drugs." | kaeli042 | 2022-07-19T23:25:53Z |
| 342 | "That wasn't my fault! The cannon shot too soon!" | kaeli042 | 2022-08-18T22:12:55Z |
| 343 | "I'm a smarmy bastard!" | kaeli042 | 2022-08-18T23:02:50Z |
| 344 | "I kinda like Horn Lord." | kaeli042 | 2022-09-28T22:22:20Z |
| 345 | "You gotta vibrato your horn-o." | kaeli042 | 2022-09-28T22:48:58Z |
| 346 | "There’s hair in my lasers!" | kaeli042 | 2022-09-30T02:36:46Z |
| 347 | "I don't know what gladiators are!" | kaeli042 | 2022-09-30T02:44:53Z |
| 348 | "I don't have any turds." | kaeli042 | 2022-09-30T03:13:23Z |
| 349 | "NO SOUP" | kaeli042 | 2022-11-02T21:58:47Z |
| 350 | "There was touching." | kaeli042 | 2022-11-09T23:32:01Z |
| 351 | "That's a good honker!" | kaeli042 | 2022-11-09T23:41:30Z |
| 352 | "I hit him with a pork chop." | kaeli042 | 2022-11-20T00:25:58Z |
| 353 | "So I'm gonna blast the zest." | kaeli042 | 2022-11-24T01:01:57Z |
| 354 | "You're Jesus, you don't need a map!" - TGF | kaeli042 | 2022-12-02T01:07:27Z |
| 355 | "I need to eat some lavender, I think. My brain is empty!" | kaeli042 | 2022-12-09T01:16:58Z |
| 356 | "Ooh look at my head shadow back there." | kaeli042 | 2022-12-21T21:35:09Z |
| 357 | "Oh, look at all these people we can slap!" | kaeli042 | 2023-01-04T03:31:47Z |
| 358 | "I can pick the flowers and put 'em in my butt!" | kaeli042 | 2023-01-14T01:24:53Z |
| 359 | "I mean, I have shown the occasional nipple." | kaeli042 | 2023-01-23T02:57:36Z |
| 360 | "Where's my horn?" | kaeli042 | 2023-01-25T01:06:05Z |
| 361 | "I'm driving a hedgehog." | kaeli042 | 2023-02-12T02:06:23Z |
| 362 | "But not the seeds, those are for the devil." | kurtjmac | 2023-02-14T03:21:15Z |
| 363 | "Do you want me to punch Elvis?" | kaeli042 | 2023-03-11T21:03:20Z |
| 364 | "I'm a long lad." | kaeli042 | 2023-03-13T19:16:19Z |
| 365 | "That one got my lips more than my tongue." | kaeli042 | 2023-03-19T03:26:00Z |
| 366 | "It smells like hippies." | kaeli042 | 2023-03-19T03:29:55Z |
| 367 | "Am I dead?" | kaeli042 | 2023-03-19T03:54:03Z |
| 368 | "I was told as a child, I could 'bone with the best of 'em." | kaeli042 | 2023-03-19T04:02:53Z |
| 369 | "Far landth or butht" - VintageBeef | kaeli042 | 2023-03-19T04:07:14Z |
| 370 | "This napkin is dead to me now." | kaeli042 | 2023-03-22T01:59:30Z |
| 371 | "What's my safe word?!" | kaeli042 | 2023-03-25T23:02:14Z |
| 372 | "Sometimes wet works better and sometimes dry works better." | kaeli042 | 2023-04-02T02:11:58Z |
| 373 | "Oh I hope liquid comes out of this guy's mouth." | kurtjmac | 2023-04-07T03:26:38Z |
| 374 | "...this is not part of the deal, pig." | kaeli042 | 2023-04-12T23:36:11Z |
| 375 | "Has everybody lost their mind?!" | kaeli042 | 2023-04-14T22:59:01Z |
| 376 | "Oil is slippery!" | kaeli042 | 2023-05-17T23:25:40Z |
| 377 | "I've got two lids, that's too many lids!" | kaeli042 | 2023-08-17T21:22:23Z |
| 378 | "It is the size of a cheese infant." - TGF | kaeli042 | 2023-08-27T21:35:15Z |
| 379 | "Can I POW you?!" | kaeli042 | 2023-10-16T00:38:33Z |
| 380 | "I don't like the game Minecraft." | kaeli042 | 2023-12-24T00:35:32Z |
| 381 | "What are these round boobs about?" | kaeli042 | 2024-02-14T22:52:16Z |
| 382 | "...I'm very bad at speedrunning, aren't I?" | kaeli042 | 2024-02-14T23:39:05Z |
| 383 | "I guess doors is doors." | kaeli042 | 2024-04-17T01:22:54Z |
| 384 | "Kurt! You broke Minecraft!" - Mhykol | kaeli042 | 2024-04-17T01:36:46Z |
| 385 | "I'd love to see my ball!" | kaeli042 | 2024-10-17T00:22:11Z |
| 386 | "I only just discovered this year that they have nipples!" | kaeli042 | 2024-11-16T20:26:55Z |
| 387 | "Maybe I needed the tutorial after all!" | kaeli042 | 2024-12-13T01:05:57Z |
| 388 | "I don't need to be a farmer, I can just buy the stuff that farmers make." | kaeli042 | 2025-01-07T01:42:21Z |
| 389 | "I don't need reputation, I need money!" | kaeli042 | 2025-02-21T23:48:22Z |
| 390 | "Look at this little freak!" | kaeli042 | 2025-03-14T23:41:51Z |
| 391 | "Is that a gigantic chest bump?!" | kaeli042 | 2025-07-10T00:47:01Z |
| 392 | "Everything's broken!" :) | kaeli042 | 2025-08-01T23:05:48Z |
| 393 | "Is a sword a tool?" | kaeli042 | 2025-09-01T23:43:44Z |
| 394 | Holy Moses in a lava boat | pallethands | 2025-09-26T00:20:45Z |
| 395 | "I tried to place it in the hole here, but I missed the hole." | kaeli042 | 2025-09-27T22:03:35Z |
| 396 | "Never Google something that Phedran talks about." | kaeli042 | 2025-09-27T22:39:50Z |
| 397 | "Oh, it's cloudy in our house!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-04T01:03:32Z |
| 398 | "Are the spooky noises coming from the attic?!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-04T01:15:34Z |
| 399 | "You're pre-woofing!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-04T19:46:02Z |
| 400 | "You got a warm head!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-04T21:53:05Z |
| 401 | "After 14 years, Far Lands or Bust has become popular!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-05T22:36:58Z |
| 402 | "Can you see his nipples?" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-12T01:04:48Z |
| 403 | "That's a big, deep hole." | kaeli042 | 2025-10-25T22:39:51Z |
| 404 | "I don't know anybody anymore." | kaeli042 | 2025-10-25T22:44:57Z |
| 405 | "HOW DO YOU LAAAAND?!" | kaeli042 | 2025-10-25T23:18:55Z |
| 406 | "Oh, I got blown while I was bouncing!" | kaeli042 | 2025-11-17T01:45:00Z |