MNSauce Quotes
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1"Hi, my name is Sauce and my last name is not pants or days, I also cant read" - Saucephantomwolf942015-11-17T08:54:27Z
2"English is stupid....it makes no sense and i love it" - Saucephantomwolf942015-11-17T08:55:48Z
3"EVERYONE FOLLOW THE SAUCE" - Dieseldiesel4542015-11-17T09:07:51Z
4"Mega, I just want to say thank you before you leave, but kind of fuck you, but seriously thank you" - Saucediesel4542015-11-17T09:10:32Z
5"Join the Sauce Side" - Dieselphantomwolf942015-11-18T05:57:23Z
6"A Jedi's strength flows from the SAUCE" - Lawlessphantomwolf942015-11-18T06:06:28Z
7"That dick fell in a hole" - Saucephantomwolf942015-11-18T07:05:58Z
8"That guy needs to suck many dicks for what he just did to me" - Saucediesel4542015-11-18T07:06:44Z
9"don't doubt the force young sauce walker" -LawlessProdigysauce13222015-11-21T05:09:25Z
10"It's not real but it has John Wayne in it" -Saucemorganhanson092015-11-21T07:34:07Z
11"#homies4lyfe" -Diesel454sauce13222015-11-24T01:48:06Z
12"2sauced4me" -Dieselsauce13222015-11-24T01:54:25Z
13"Rule #2: homies always party together" -Dieselsauce13222015-11-24T02:25:16Z
14"baeta" -Diesel454sauce13222015-11-28T07:34:40Z
15"What kind of curves do you like?" - Saucemorganhanson092015-11-29T07:24:02Z
16"Plus I'm really picky about curves too" -Dieselmorganhanson092015-11-29T07:24:51Z
17"LAYS FER DAYZ.... I love chips." - Dieselmorganhanson092015-11-29T08:11:09Z
18"beer before liquor... don't be a little bitch you'll be fine" - Saucediesel4542015-11-29T08:20:35Z
19"It's actually wrecking my face right now." -Saucemorganhanson092015-11-29T08:54:12Z
20"what is that, WHAT IS THAT!?" -Jeffinatelysauce13222015-12-03T05:23:56Z
21"Why are we talking about bra's" -LawlessProdigymorganhanson092015-12-05T03:13:19Z
22"Win a game go to the bar... Lose a game go to the bar.." -Saucegame_k1ng1002015-12-05T04:21:17Z
23"Everyone's welcome, all races, sexual orientations, whatever is cool with me! Unless it's Hitler, then no" -Saucemorganhanson092015-12-05T04:56:02Z
24"I have the oj but all my cranberry had vodka in it... So I drank it" -TReapzTsauce13222015-12-10T03:07:27Z
25"#TeamSauced" -Dieselsauce13222015-12-12T07:44:30Z
26"I'm pretty sure its [email protected]" -Dieselsauce13222015-12-13T06:05:29Z
27"QUOTE RANDOM" -Everyone Always.sauce13222015-12-13T08:07:42Z
28"Note to self. Don't use bombs upside down..." -Saucegame_k1ng1002015-12-14T04:17:27Z
29" you must hold the thing so that our y-wings can target the thing" -Saucegame_k1ng1002015-12-22T02:48:38Z
30"sauce.. whatever the fuck your name is..." -Saucegame_k1ng1002015-12-23T21:47:45Z
31"it's just like fucking Tom Hanks." -Dieselsauce13222015-12-26T05:47:49Z
32"I'm a girl" - Saucediesel4542016-01-02T06:16:31Z
33"I'd fuck Toews" -Dieselsauce13222016-01-10T06:04:22Z
34"at least you got good nut shots" Lawlesssauce13222016-01-10T07:35:17Z
35"hey...Pool. You wanna play pool? -Diesel. C4!!" -Saucesauce13222016-01-10T08:47:20Z
36"so should i get rum and cock or apple ale" - Lawdiesel4542016-02-20T06:31:13Z
37"oh yeah fuck their faces" -Dieselsauce13222016-03-05T07:09:54Z
38"I knew that little fucker was up to something" -Lawlesssauce13222016-03-06T07:09:39Z
39"There is one gift card I can give you... It's good for one free ban from Sauce's channel, Congratulations!" -Dieselsauce13222016-03-06T07:12:48Z
40"Wait till you see my dick is like half the song" - Saucediesel4542016-03-06T07:45:16Z
41"hey can you re-name your xbox to "hey you douche?"" -Dumogsauce13222016-03-26T04:31:13Z
42"you know what? Don't use the internet without me here, because coolmath.com could be coolmeth.com." -Dumogsauce13222016-03-26T04:35:18Z
43"i bet you think this song is about you... don't you, don't you?" -Dumogsauce13222016-03-26T05:51:01Z
44"I'm relevant!" -Saucesauce13222016-03-26T06:36:25Z
45"If I could teabag that asshole I would." -Saucesauce13222016-03-26T06:42:59Z
46"pop your face out you dumb bitch!" -Dieselsauce13222016-03-26T06:51:49Z
47"He was invisible, and then he was right next to me... -Sauce "That's actually my new book title about Jesus." -Starffsauce13222016-03-30T05:43:58Z
49"My Xbox just literally bent me over... while trying to help me." -Saucesauce13222016-05-19T04:22:08Z
50"Did you just give him the bags?" -Triggasauce13222016-05-28T05:55:40Z
51"Diesel doesn't like speaking in the third person." -Dieselsauce13222016-06-10T19:15:37Z
52"I'm not a pro! (As Sauce scores 5 Rocket League Goals)" -Saucesauce13222016-06-21T01:33:37Z
53"How about I don't show them the power of the empire, how about instead I show them the power of MY DICK!" -Darrelsauce13222016-06-27T04:57:10Z
55"I'm not going to put it in, because it's more fun to... play with it." -Saucesauce13222016-07-06T04:48:49Z
57"there's an assload of guys and they're all really hard." -DrowsiestPanda3sauce13222016-09-24T01:51:50Z
58"How old is Clint Hammer NHL" -Sirisauce13222016-10-13T05:06:58Z
59"I can't see numbers, all I see are bitches" - Saucediesel4542016-10-16T07:25:08Z
60"I don't see numbers, I only see bitches" -Saucesauce13222016-10-16T07:25:10Z
61"I'm just saying wait till you see my dick then making a fart noise into the mic" - Saucediesel4542016-10-16T08:22:39Z
62"Just don't pull it out like you're starting a lawnmower" - Dieseldiesel4542016-10-16T09:26:21Z
63!letterkenny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDEsauce13222016-10-24T06:07:56Z
64"Alright, I'm going to sleep -Sauce "Not me! *Velociraptor sounds*"" -Lawlesssauce13222016-10-26T06:23:36Z
65"Law, I mean no disrespect to you or your niece, but she's a greedy bitch" -Saucesauce13222016-10-26T06:27:28Z
66"I'm running into walls." -Lawlesssauce13222016-10-29T05:34:01Z
67"There's only one stat you're good at and that's............ being dumb" -Dieselsauce13222016-11-02T03:40:49Z
68"That's a bold move Cotton, let's see how it plays out for them" -Sauce/Dieselsauce13222016-11-03T03:39:14Z
69"Eat a dick, wiener" -Saucesauce13222016-11-05T06:12:26Z
70"Happy, riding the bull? You're acting like a damn fool!"sauce13222016-11-09T05:13:24Z
71"fun fact: Diesel once had a 9% defensive rating in NHL 17, as a defenseman." -Saucesauce13222016-11-13T08:06:12Z
72"nice execution. you're doing terrific."sauce13222016-11-19T09:24:33Z
73"If we were better, we wouldn't suck." -Saucesauce13222016-11-24T06:30:10Z
74"It's 5:30 Law Fuck You!" -Dieselsauce13222016-12-03T10:35:28Z
75"I love you Law but fuck you, Fuck you!" -Dieselsauce13222016-12-03T10:36:09Z
76"I do like the clap" -Triggerzxsauce13222016-12-18T07:42:49Z
77"yeah lick my asshole Ray Bourque you old fuck!" -Dieseldiesel4542016-12-20T06:34:19Z
78"Please stop destroying my balls!" -Dumogdiesel4542016-12-23T05:21:01Z
79"testocules, the Roman God of men." -Starff Korkbaumsauce13222016-12-23T05:29:32Z
80"true story, once Diesel got a 1% defensive rating in NHL 17... as a defenseman." -Saucesauce13222017-01-03T06:55:43Z
81"Wilson you don't need $100 dollars in noodles, you need $100 dollars in bitches!" -Lawlesssauce13222017-01-19T04:41:46Z
82"Why are we fucking everyone?" -Dieselsauce13222017-01-28T07:28:14Z
83"once, Gavin had a 7% defensive rating in NHL, as a defenseman... True story" -Saucesauce13222017-02-05T06:20:36Z
84"xbox unmute, dickhole. I didn't say xbox mute in the first place." -Saucesauce13222017-02-07T04:45:27Z
86"Instead of a bag of frozen peas or a frozen steak, EA throws Lance Armstrong's missing testicle over your eye when it swollen" -Saucesauce13222017-02-09T06:45:58Z
87" life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get kinda like this game diesel scores 2 goals omg" -Wilsonsauce13222017-02-10T06:27:41Z
88" yeah cause sauce i know you can diesel couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat" -Wilsonsauce13222017-02-10T06:28:14Z
89"fart on a match" Saucesauce13222017-02-16T06:48:37Z
90"I couldn't see him coming until it was too late" -Dieselsauce13222017-02-16T07:16:32Z
91"that was supposed to go to you but okay game" -Saucesauce13222017-02-16T07:56:31Z
92" when diesel gets more then 50% d rating we have a 200%chance to win." -Wilsonsauce13222017-02-22T05:02:48Z
93"if you're going to do a penalty stay back and I'll do it" -Gavinsauce13222017-03-11T07:51:38Z
94"I don't listen to music that's bullshit" -Dieselsauce13222017-03-18T05:59:08Z
95"why is a puck called a puck? because puck rhymes with fuck and pucks fuck you all the time" -Saucesauce13222017-03-29T04:26:22Z
96" I had some of them on my team so I kept giving them the puck so they actually got puck touches... I remember being a little kid. But one time... Only one time. I said fuck it. Walked all those little bastards and went backhand bar down. I'm surprised kids didn't start crying." -Saucesauce13222017-05-09T04:12:38Z
97"all women do is lie to you" -Dieselsauce13222017-05-21T06:54:54Z
98"Because you touch yourself at night." -Dieselsauce13222017-05-23T04:48:15Z
99"JAG SOULTE" -Wilsonsauce13222017-06-07T06:20:42Z
100"When in Rome, make them eat all the dicks!" -Sauce 2017diesel4542017-07-26T03:35:51Z
101"Gavin lost 4-1 in a best of 7 series vs Sauce"sauce13222017-07-30T09:43:50Z
102"I wanna tell them to put it in" -Gavinsauce13222017-08-05T05:22:47Z
103"what the fluck" -Reapzsauce13222017-10-21T07:24:50Z
104"I love it when its earlier and longer" -Dieselsauce13222017-10-30T08:08:18Z
105"the Karlsson Kannon, more lethalur than the Risto Rocket" -Dieselsauce13222017-12-18T07:05:24Z
106"its so embarrassing, I'm not even drunk" -Dieselsauce13222017-12-18T07:06:48Z
107"CUNTS" -Diesel 2017sauce13222017-12-27T06:52:54Z
109"You actually got a kill with a scoped AR?!? What the actual fuck?" -YaBoiDestinsauce13222018-01-12T04:29:27Z
110"what's wrong with drunk?" -Nicksauce13222018-01-20T06:41:28Z
111"We are not docking!" -Nelsdiesel4542018-02-25T06:07:38Z
112“I try every 5% of the time. Sometimes but not always” -Saucesauce13222018-03-19T05:02:44Z
113"eating dicks is my middle name" -Nels 2018diesel4542018-03-26T06:05:06Z
114"What the Kurtz!?" -Dieselsauce13222018-05-03T04:11:56Z
115"mods might be gay but I can still put my sword through your derelict brain - Diesel 2018diesel4542018-07-15T07:12:50Z
116"panic at the ding-ding" -My bandsauce13222018-07-21T06:16:03Z
117"I'll give you a first round bust" -Dieselsauce13222018-08-21T04:56:36Z
119"oh Friday? That's a great movie." -Dieselsauce13222018-09-20T00:38:30Z
120"ohhhhhh its so big! That's what she said." -Saucesauce13222018-10-08T23:47:38Z
121"gimme that you slut" -Diesel "Is that how you woo the ladies?" -Saucesauce13222018-11-03T04:54:27Z
122"I have no balls" - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-01-21T05:10:29Z
123"well at least when I shoot people they don't turn into 8 story buildings" -Saucesauce13222019-04-25T01:31:17Z
124"yeah I'll leave it in my mouth for 10 seconds" -Saucesauce13222019-04-26T07:22:47Z
125"I'm 18, let me get my fuck on!" - Gavin 2019diesel4542019-05-11T08:31:30Z
126"I'm super not straight" -Sauce 2019sauce13222019-05-14T07:24:26Z
127"don't cum on me!" -Sauce 2019sauce13222019-05-15T08:43:45Z
128“god damn I damn near choked” -REAPZ 2019sauce13222019-05-17T03:44:33Z
129"fuck nuggets" -Gavinsauce13222019-07-11T05:22:58Z
130"How do I get to the plane store?" - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-07-22T05:12:10Z
131"I cum in my socks so I can kick it with my kids" - Gavin 2019diesel4542019-09-04T06:19:46Z
132"How did you know that was my special move, the sloot cannon?" - Diesel 2019diesel4542019-09-06T05:36:28Z
133“Boston you’re a failed adoption” -toxic dumbass in rocket leaguesauce13222019-09-07T08:09:51Z
134“I probably haven’t discovered wind yet!” - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-10-03T06:55:46Z
135“He wants 69 gold (NICE) plus 20 gold for 30 turns for 1 horse... I’m going to ask for Beijing” - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-10-03T06:58:21Z
136"Pumkin pie... it's like cheesecake, but not shitty" - Diesel 2019diesel4542019-10-15T07:58:52Z
137“He’s so big, his stick is so long “ - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-10-20T06:50:52Z
138"What even is foreplay" - Sauce "It's just an Applebee's appetizer to a steak dinner" - Diesel 2019diesel4542019-10-23T05:47:58Z
139"I catnip with another catbitch" - LazarBeam 2019diesel4542019-10-27T07:35:13Z
140"different classes are uhhh... different" -Diesel 2019sauce13222019-10-30T05:56:06Z
141"I love the sound of pizza rolls" - Deanna 2019diesel4542019-11-13T06:14:34Z
142"You see what happens? I fart, I score" - Sauce 2019diesel4542019-11-24T08:22:48Z
143"oh my fuck" -Bostonsauce13222019-12-17T06:09:44Z
145"Cincinnati is where people go to die, it's like Florida, except for professional careers" - Sauce 2020diesel4542020-01-17T06:35:50Z
146"I heard whiskey is good when you're sick, so I'll drink to that" Diesel 2020diesel4542020-01-18T06:02:14Z
147"the only person that won't join is Diesel" -Boston 2020sauce13222020-02-10T05:44:56Z
148"It's been up my ass since 18" - Sauce 2020diesel4542020-02-19T05:45:35Z
149"im THICC" - Luci 2020diesel4542020-02-23T08:17:03Z
150"we're fairly poor and I'd like to kill something" - all of America, 2020sauce13222020-03-31T04:09:23Z
151"He just was huh, social in-siding" -Duckiesauce13222020-04-04T06:06:43Z
152" I'm taking you with me ho" -Duckie 2020sauce13222020-04-13T03:52:47Z
153"it will make you cry like a bitch" -saucehosedpenguin2020-04-21T06:57:22Z
155"Alright I'm gonna go inject sanitizer inside myself" -Apocalypzesauce13222020-04-28T02:32:05Z
156"get outta here hobag -Duckie "Diesel's there?"" -Deannasauce13222020-05-01T04:07:04Z
157“John Curtin demanded a deal? John Curtin can lick my ass!” - Diesel 2020diesel4542020-05-09T06:38:53Z
161"I don't want a used hole, I want a fresh new hole" - Deanna 2020diesel4542020-05-15T07:53:18Z
162“It’s just a yard without us in it”xduckie_2020-05-24T05:59:39Z
163"oh that's the wrong hole... nevermind its the right one (while playing golf with friends)" -Duckie 2020sauce13222020-06-11T03:11:36Z
164"blown out buttholes" -Deanna 2020sauce13222020-08-02T04:53:59Z
166"I am such a HC hoe" -Lionssauce13222020-08-10T06:25:41Z
167"I'm gonna glock Ronald McDonald" -Plushiesauce13222020-08-24T08:19:20Z
168"that ball just ruined my face" -Destin 2020sauce13222020-09-06T04:32:21Z
169"you just took 3 balls consecutively to the face" -LionsGirl 2020sauce13222020-09-06T05:08:50Z
170" LENARD SHIT ALL OVER OUR FUCKING POTS AND PANS. LENARD IS A BITCH" -Duckie 2020sauce13222020-09-06T05:24:22Z
171"you get that ball deep! oh that hotdog just fucked us" -Sauce 2020sauce13222020-09-06T07:07:10Z
173"whatever just happened, sucked" -Sauce 2020mnsauce2020-10-12T05:15:38Z
175"Destin has the good clap" -Jesse 2021mnsauce2021-02-09T03:51:36Z
176"I just keep fucking" -LionsGirl 2021mnsauce2021-03-25T05:13:54Z
177"it's been nice knowing you all, I'm about to get my balls wet" -LionsGirlmnsauce2021-03-25T05:20:46Z
178"2 lungs + 2 balls = 4 balls bro, DO THE MATH" -Lazerbeamfs 2021mnsauce2021-03-25T05:28:14Z
179“Go back to sleep dad. I’m having a fart competition with my niece.” - Saucethesaltydeke2021-04-04T08:29:16Z
180"get your balls away from me bro" -Friday 2021mnsauce2021-04-20T06:12:45Z
181“I got balls” -Sauce 2021thesaltydeke2021-04-22T05:24:12Z
182"c'mon PUSHHHHHH" -Dr. Phil 2021mnsauce2021-04-24T06:49:33Z
183"I just deal with the balls" -Lazerbeam 2021mnsauce2021-04-24T08:52:03Z
184"man I love getting shafted in the ass" -Kyle 2021mnsauce2021-04-27T04:09:10Z
185"they have 4 shots and 4 goals fuck my butthole" -Jesse 2021mnsauce2021-05-04T07:19:00Z
186"that's gonna explode in my face." -Sauce 2021thesaltydeke2021-05-08T07:06:25Z
187"that dude is fucking my mouth" - Diesel 2021diesel4542021-05-16T05:48:02Z
188"I'm 53 -Liz Oh so you like a grandma? -random in Val Yeah I am -Liz Oh, well happy grandma day." -Random kid in Valmnsauce2021-05-23T04:16:56Z
189"I'm cool as long as there's no poop" - Jesse 2021diesel4542021-05-25T05:24:40Z
190"I'm trying to play this game with Dane Cook from wish in one ear and Diesel in the other ear" - Greg 2021diesel4542021-06-27T05:34:02Z
191"suck my nuts, suuuuuuuck my nuts" -Gavin 2021mnsauce2021-07-10T08:22:21Z
192"FUCK. MY. ASS." -Jesse/Destin 2021mnsauce2021-07-13T04:31:33Z
193"amazon owns this ass" -Diesel 2021mnsauce2021-07-17T05:26:37Z
194"Diesel what's your team going to look like this year?" - Jesse "Uhhhhhhhh like shit" - Diesel 2021diesel4542021-08-08T03:58:14Z
195"well that's enough fuckin' in the tower" -Sauce 2021mnsauce2021-09-07T07:29:54Z
196"my favorite team is the Buffalo Sabres, look out for us in 2058" - Diesel 2021diesel4542021-09-09T05:26:49Z
197"I don't know if there is a butthole is forever itchy syndrome, but if there is... I have it!" - Jesse 2021diesel4542021-09-23T03:27:55Z
198"wtf is validating parking" -Diesel 2021mnsauce2021-10-19T03:06:23Z
199"decoy holes" -Dee's birthday 2021mnsauce2021-11-03T05:15:59Z
200"hole in one eat my ass" -Friday 2021mnsauce2021-11-03T05:31:32Z
201"your words look the same" Banks 2021mnsauce2021-11-12T07:55:51Z
202"slap them titties to the music bro!" -Bradleymnsauce2021-11-13T09:14:04Z
205"gelato ass" -Sauce 2021mnsauce2021-12-04T06:07:28Z
206"This dude just put his dick in my face then drop shotted me!" Nels 2021diesel4542021-12-04T07:07:46Z
209"stab me daddy!" - Diesel 2021diesel4542021-12-05T06:10:50Z
210"honorable mention? fuck that guy!" - Luci 2021diesel4542021-12-05T07:26:42Z
211"give me 200 for eating ass Alex" -Diesel 2021mnsauce2021-12-30T05:04:08Z
212"I really enjoy fucking what's his name" -Diesel 2021mnsauce2021-12-30T05:23:10Z
213"I will be using my LMG, and fucking hoes"- Diesel 2021diesel4542021-12-31T05:57:40Z
214"If iI wanted to look at a dick I'd just lift up my pants" -Friday 2022mnsauce2022-02-16T06:29:24Z
215"I feel like its more of a sick looking outfit for your peen" -LazerBeamFS 2022mnsauce2022-05-10T03:34:18Z
217"All I can say is fuck you" "thank you" -Wilson to Sauce 2022diesel4542022-06-12T05:13:54Z
218"That dude's name is Kumshot!" -MNSauce 2022mnsauce2022-07-19T03:53:04Z
219"Welcome new viewers, meet Jesse and his massive cock!" -LionsGirl269thesaltydeke2022-07-22T04:54:03Z
220"auto sort bitch!" -Sauce 2022thesaltydeke2022-07-29T04:38:10Z
221"My ass is fatter than it's ever been!" - Sauce 2022diesel4542022-07-31T05:19:05Z
222"Petition to change "Nice D" to "Nice Cock" - Diesel 2022diesel4542022-08-29T06:13:22Z
223" If you edge with bread its (probably) called Breadging" -Matt 2022mnsauce2022-09-19T04:27:02Z
224"Subscribe to my Only Bans, my sword is bloodier than Longclaw" - Diesel 2022diesel4542022-09-27T05:07:07Z
225"I was fuckin there" Diesel 2022mnsauce2022-09-27T05:55:03Z
226"I feel like my brain is melting into my ass" -Liz 2022mnsauce2022-10-15T07:21:58Z
227"I want your shot in my slot" - Jesse 2022diesel4542022-10-18T04:48:50Z
229"He's like Sasquatch, you don't see him but you know he's there." -Jesse 2023lionsgirl2692023-07-04T03:05:13Z
230"Eat fists pussies" -Friday 2023lionsgirl2692023-07-04T03:26:11Z
231"I got the Taco Bell dong." -Sauce 2023lionsgirl2692023-07-04T03:44:20Z
232"Jesse's bringing a whole new meaning to el dente." -Liz 2023lionsgirl2692023-07-04T04:26:45Z
233"Stand up so I can Suckle." -Friday 2023lionsgirl2692023-07-21T03:59:25Z
234"Doesn't everybody want a fresh new hole?" -Lizthesaltydeke2023-07-29T05:22:42Z
235"OMG! That guy just blasted my ass!" -Lizthesaltydeke2023-09-06T03:51:17Z
236I’m not taking a fucking 90mph cutter to the goddamn dickbostonfan20132024-05-04T03:12:17Z
237"this is too much pressure." -Bostonmnsauce2024-05-19T06:08:29Z
238" Sunday Tips from MFriday - Store your phone in your butt" -Mattmnsauce2024-05-20T02:57:22Z
239“cats are good bitches” -djkutchbostonfan20132024-05-24T06:02:57Z