| 1 | "I don't know how to farm trees now." | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-04T04:21:22Z |
| 2 | "I know what I'm doing, I'm just bad at it." | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-04T04:20:36Z |
| 3 | "She nearly died" "That's cool" | ereiter4587 | 2015-10-25T00:58:52Z |
| 4 | "I fill my body with worse stuff, so it really doesn't matter anymore." | ereiter4587 | 2015-11-04T02:45:39Z |
| 5 | "I love shit" | ereiter4587 | 2015-11-13T06:53:04Z |
| 6 | "It's always an experience when you come on stream with me." | ereiter4587 | 2015-11-16T04:16:00Z |
| 7 | "I suppose you can look at my booty. Push it in there!" | ereiter4587 | 2015-11-25T01:14:04Z |
| 8 | "You Sir, need a good hard dicking." | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-04T04:18:57Z |
| 9 | "If you can't win, be annoying" | mrmfretwell | 2015-12-25T19:45:26Z |
| 10 | "Woah, woah! I'm not gonna be the filling in your sandwich!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:06:40Z |
| 11 | "You want to try my sticky sweet yams? I attract the hobos with them." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:07:53Z |
| 12 | "I've mounted Lac before! I can link you to some VoDs where I've mounted Lac!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:09:03Z |
| 13 | "I don't like mobs in my navels!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:09:36Z |
| 14 | "I've got zombies in my navel passageways… Now I have water in my navel passageways!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:09:46Z |
| 15 | "Now I've got to find Lewis and give him his pants back." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:10:07Z |
| 16 | "I'm actually Pause's baby! Heh-heh." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:10:18Z |
| 17 | "That's how ya craft a torch yo! Ya put a stick on the bottom and an iron on top!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:10:49Z |
| 18 | "I'd like to see Nigel Thornberry as a mounter." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:11:13Z |
| 19 | "In this world, you, well… You stick your foot in a goat's butt, and you climb a giant tower of mostly men to determine who's the best." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:11:42Z |
| 20 | "Oh yeah, right in the goat's backside… ya know it gives me an overwhelming urge to play goat simulator again." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:12:07Z |
| 21 | "I'm gonna put my pickaxe through your dirty insect body." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:12:22Z |
| 22 | "Fretwell Forever: Promises to be better than Duke Nukem Forever!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:12:31Z |
| 23 | "Hell yeah! Alex is gonna be my boyfriend. And I'm gonna marry him. And it's gonna be glorious!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:12:45Z |
| 24 | "MooOOOOOOoooo… Why am I making cow sounds on stream?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:13:11Z |
| 25 | "MOOOOoooOOOOO… I'm not doing it again." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:13:21Z |
| 26 | "That hoe doesn't seem like we can do much with it at the moment." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:13:43Z |
| 27 | "I don't even know what I'm saying anymore!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:14:05Z |
| 28 | "A good dead a day brings happiness to stay!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:14:51Z |
| 29 | "Fuck that TV man, I don't give a crap about the goddamned TV!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:15:02Z |
| 30 | "My Pokemon are all rock-hard! Hahahaha!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:15:12Z |
| 31 | "I don't wear shorts, either!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-24T08:15:21Z |
| 32 | "I might have to eat the can of dog food!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:16:20Z |
| 33 | "Well, you know what they say. I've always been a homewrecker." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:16:32Z |
| 34 | "Oh I've always had a good pair of legs on me!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:16:42Z |
| 35 | "I could never ignore a mound of garbage, you know me!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:17:07Z |
| 36 | "I'm injured! You don't want me, you want the other guy!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:17:48Z |
| 37 | "Please no. I'm a nice, good little boy." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:18:04Z |
| 38 | "You can get horny and moan all you like, you're still not invited!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:18:26Z |
| 39 | "The problem is whenever we put pants on I end up overheating and I die." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:18:38Z |
| 40 | "Pikachu or Teachy TV! You decide! It's like an Epic Rap Battle, but it's not epic. It's the worst." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-25T12:24:10Z |
| 41 | "You fat, tentacle being!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-03-26T02:51:46Z |
| 42 | "Lac I love you! Be my husband!" (Fret) "...So how did you enjoy the dragon fight?" (Lacandor) | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:33:27Z |
| 43 | "Internet plus Google equals life's problems solved." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:33:43Z |
| 44 | "I don't take advantage of nobody!" (Fret) "Yeah you do you monster." (Lacandor) | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:37:14Z |
| 45 | "I'm going to a store to buy some dank memes!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:37:53Z |
| 46 | "Yeah, I'd like some baked beans, some cheese, some dank memes… What do you mean you don't stock dank memes? How dare you?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:41:52Z |
| 47 | "CoeBot is paralyzed? Tell me something I don't know." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:43:06Z |
| 48 | "No no no! You don't Hyper Fang me, I Hyper Fang you! Bitch! That's what you get!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-28T12:43:36Z |
| 49 | "I don't care if MooBot's happy or not." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-29T13:00:03Z |
| 50 | "I want to be a farm boy. So cute!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-29T13:00:18Z |
| 51 | "Fret the Farmboy. I like the sound of that. Farmboy Fret… The question is, am I going to be a dirty little farmboy?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-29T13:00:33Z |
| 52 | "Mind if i tickle your pickle?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-29T13:00:44Z |
| 53 | "I just wanna be ‘SexyFarmBoy69xx' but I never will be." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-30T15:57:56Z |
| 54 | "I see what's going on here! You all wanna do a mount later huh?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-30T15:58:10Z |
| 55 | "Double hand it on that goat's backside!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-30T15:58:30Z |
| 56 | "Kiss my banana!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-30T16:01:29Z |
| 57 | "CoeBot is evolving! Oh God, what is this going to end up becoming?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-31T14:48:47Z |
| 58 | "I'll stick to mounting men, and you stick to playing chess." | mrmfretwell | 2016-03-31T14:49:20Z |
| 59 | "What's wrong Lac, don't you like urinated water?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-02T01:52:05Z |
| 60 | "It's not every day you get offered to be eaten now is it?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-02T01:52:27Z |
| 61 | "No. Just no. NO. If anyone asks... No." | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-02T01:53:53Z |
| 62 | "I have one of the best chats. I don't mean to sound pompous but it's true." | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:26:25Z |
| 63 | "Now that is PogChamp worthy right there!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:26:45Z |
| 64 | "Every year I invite the family over for a nut roasting party! Once we start roasting, it's inevitable that the neighbors will show up! That rich, nutty smell is irresistible!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:27:15Z |
| 65 | "Got more chance of me becoming Donald Trump's milk maid." | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:28:09Z |
| 66 | "I blame TC's pickle." | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:28:24Z |
| 67 | "Awww crikey! Awww! Awww cluck me, won't ya?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:28:42Z |
| 68 | "Why does it have to be so difficult to get two pairs of dongles to touch?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:29:01Z |
| 69 | "I have a soft spot in my heart for Pokes." | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-09T08:29:41Z |
| 70 | "I have a pen but no paper! IRS forum, you will do!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-04-10T03:58:51Z |
| 71 | "I'll give you what for, pussycat!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-11T12:06:14Z |
| 72 | "I want to make sure I get the right hole. If I get the wrong one, it'd be awkward!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-11T12:06:50Z |
| 73 | "It's two Frets! They're coming to your town! It's two Frets! They're gonna show you around!" (Fret Singing) | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-12T17:22:32Z |
| 74 | "Screw you and your fricking rainbow!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-12T17:22:45Z |
| 75 | "Bullshit! It's just a bunch of bullshit! It's fucking bullshit! Bullshit! I hope Walt's getting a bunch of quotes about how bullshit this game is, cuz it's fucking bullshit! Bullshit!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-04-12T17:23:03Z |
| 76 | "Yo Mom, what's up?" (LegoOutlaw) | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-03T03:43:55Z |
| 77 | "Hayden, I've said it before and will say it again, I don't do quotes." (ereiter) | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-05T05:00:44Z |
| 78 | "No, he knows about daddy Lac" (Sue) | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-18T12:12:02Z |
| 79 | "I'm tempted to stick my castle out, but I feel he'd eat it." | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-16T04:12:11Z |
| 80 | "Sue's got her head" | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-18T05:46:52Z |
| 81 | "Beerei you eat my Hayden, then I'm gonna slap you with a newspaper!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-18T12:15:24Z |
| 82 | "You gotta take 'em from the back! That's how you do it!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-18T23:15:12Z |
| 83 | "Playing Spyro and talking cougars. Welcome to MrMFretwell's StreamADay!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-18T12:17:54Z |
| 84 | "Oh let's go play the Blowhard level" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-18T12:20:20Z |
| 85 | "You’ve got to embrace it... Tumblr IS the future!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-18T12:20:47Z |
| 86 | "I don't wanna be coming behind you!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-05-23T01:29:36Z |
| 87 | "Where would you put it? The blowhole?" (Ereiter) | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-25T00:42:42Z |
| 88 | "Hayden serving out his slaps again? It's my fav when he does that!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-25T00:43:13Z |
| 89 | "I almost prefer going at 'em from behind, to be honest." | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-25T00:43:48Z |
| 90 | "Normally I don't like going around without full fodder." | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:47:34Z |
| 91 | "YA GOTTA BELIEVE!" (Spyro and Fret) | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:48:00Z |
| 92 | "I think I left my brain at the other computer." | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:48:22Z |
| 93 | "I'll get tissues. You can cry until your heart's content and when you're done crying you can do whatever else you need tissues for." | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:49:15Z |
| 94 | "There's all different floppies that you can get!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:51:15Z |
| 95 | "I'll teach ya ALL the things in my classroom!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:52:27Z |
| 96 | "Have we contemplated the fact that I have a DINOSAUR?!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-27T17:55:55Z |
| 97 | " beErei , I need your help!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-05-29T02:33:20Z |
| 98 | "Well, I'm glad Bob Ross isn't alive to see this." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-01T12:36:39Z |
| 99 | "Sue, I need you to hunt down Lac using your Lac senses!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-01T12:37:03Z |
| 100 | "We don't talk about the chickens!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-01T12:38:06Z |
| 101 | "Secretly when I'm not streaming I'm the announcer of ERB." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:34:06Z |
| 102 | "MFW… verses! Waltimaaaaaaaate! BEGIN!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:34:22Z |
| 103 | "TC just needs to rap against a free-range chicken." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:34:37Z |
| 104 | "Take that, Morgan Freeman!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:35:01Z |
| 105 | "There's a song for these zombies, it's called 'Why won't you die?!'" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:35:42Z |
| 106 | "I'm gonna give myself a case of the blue balls!" (LegoOutlaw) | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:36:16Z |
| 107 | "I just want to go to the fricking toilet, and I can't, and it's irritating me." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:37:37Z |
| 108 | "How can you be too fast?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:38:02Z |
| 109 | "Hayden is pretty darn cute, so... that's allowed." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:38:30Z |
| 110 | "I'm not that badass, but I'm pretty badass." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:39:05Z |
| 111 | "The little clucker and the anonymous boy... that sounds like an awesome superhero combination!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:39:39Z |
| 112 | "I swear to fucking god, I'm not fucking ending this fucking playthrough till I get his ass out of this shop and into the city. I will drag him out by his fucking horn! And you can quote that. I'm sick of this shit, man!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:40:25Z |
| 113 | "Look at how fast that guy is sleeping!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:41:02Z |
| 114 | "I was hoping that we were gonna be able to nail him, to be honest." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:41:18Z |
| 115 | "Is that an actual thing? I don't even know what Wumbo is!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:43:17Z |
| 116 | "Yeah, they grow meat!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-11T12:43:40Z |
| 117 | "Man, he just got that meat straight in him." | ereiter4587 | 2016-06-12T06:33:02Z |
| 118 | "Where's my Digimon's head?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-12T11:33:31Z |
| 119 | "Welcome to our family, Nigel Thornbaby!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:52:33Z |
| 120 | "Nigel get Shrekt by daddy!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:52:54Z |
| 121 | "He will forever wonder what it’s like to be pregnant." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:53:19Z |
| 122 | "Vods, vods, vods… Fricking vods." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:53:43Z |
| 123 | "Who's gonna be 119 and playing this?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:54:29Z |
| 124 | "I've had enough of being female last night." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:55:07Z |
| 125 | "I may not be female, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be a pussy!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:55:29Z |
| 126 | "Who's got the pink testicle?" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:57:58Z |
| 127 | "Star...Flower... Same thing! I know what I’m talking about! I promise you." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T03:59:58Z |
| 128 | "Look at me, shitting cum out the back of my car!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:00:39Z |
| 129 | "Of course it would be Bob Ross! It's always Bob Ross! Everybody loves Bob Ross!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:04:21Z |
| 130 | "I can't believe I'm putting 69 boxes in the back of a truck just to make somebody happy." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:05:19Z |
| 131 | "You could fit a lot of sex in two months." | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:11:53Z |
| 132 | "You look like a marshmallow that's been overcooked!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:12:30Z |
| 133 | "Come on you stupid thing, go in there!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-06-26T04:12:49Z |
| 134 | "I'm normal most of the time, until i get into the bedroom, then I'm a monster" | ereiter4587 | 2016-06-27T04:23:59Z |
| 135 | "Oh, come [cum] now!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-07-09T06:50:52Z |
| 136 | "[erei] You almost stole my goal!" [Fret] I was trying to ram you in the behind!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-07-25T06:16:52Z |
| 137 | "Ooooooh, that nearly came out." | ereiter4587 | 2016-08-13T06:04:23Z |
| 138 | "I'd like to play some Pokemon a long time ago!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-08-17T18:02:13Z |
| 139 | "You're not eating my cream!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-08-24T01:31:22Z |
| 140 | "I had the longest hotdog I've ever seen." | ereiter4587 | 2016-08-28T21:59:46Z |
| 141 | "Fuck this goddamn game! This piece-of-shit mutha fuckin, stupid ass fucking game!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-09-01T06:30:50Z |
| 142 | "She does the freezing, he does the blowing." | ereiter4587 | 2016-09-13T04:47:28Z |
| 143 | "I didn't use to be like this" | ereiter4587 | 2016-09-22T03:04:57Z |
| 144 | "When I beat Hayden, I beat him fair and square." | ereiter4587 | 2016-09-22T03:35:57Z |
| 145 | "We're using drugs to help solve puzzles." | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-05T00:40:15Z |
| 146 | "Must be sad to be a zombie and still moaning about not having sex." | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-15T04:08:47Z |
| 147 | "Where's my hoe at? I know I have one." | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-20T02:46:01Z |
| 148 | "My rocket had already long exploded by the time you took damage." | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-21T21:55:19Z |
| 149 | "So, I'm just gonna give you my large bone first" | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-22T04:22:03Z |
| 150 | "Treeko is gone. Treeko can go back to the tree that he came from." | mrmfretwell | 2016-10-22T13:30:48Z |
| 151 | "Zigzagazoon" | mrmfretwell | 2016-10-22T14:08:47Z |
| 152 | "When you're fishing with something that big (a big rod), you're catfishing." | mrmfretwell | 2016-10-22T14:15:49Z |
| 153 | "He's more fake and plastic than Kim Kardashian's tits!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-10-27T06:31:38Z |
| 154 | "Ow ow ow ow, you're chainsawing me." -Hayden | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-05T04:50:54Z |
| 155 | Hayden: "Does anyone even like Coach?" Fret: "I do, he's my kinda guy!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-05T04:59:30Z |
| 156 | "Look at me, I'm a fricken head!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-08T23:30:22Z |
| 157 | "Pound me, Whismur... You pounded me so hard I fainted." | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-09T01:31:03Z |
| 158 | "He's pounding you and you're asleep" | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-12T03:40:15Z |
| 159 | "This kid is rich. I wish I could go out in the world and make a living by beating kids and taking their money." | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-16T01:33:28Z |
| 160 | "You're not in love with this ugly fucking tortoise!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-17T02:04:26Z |
| 161 | "Poke is now a sex addict." | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-17T02:04:41Z |
| 162 | "I'm down to 3 HP because of super fucking sonic!" | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-19T02:12:44Z |
| 163 | [My lying boyfriend said that I look good in this bikini!] "The only thing truthful in that sentence was about your lying boyfriend." | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-19T02:16:31Z |
| 164 | "...he got Bruno Mars pregnant." -TrappedChicken [in reference to erei] | ereiter4587 | 2016-11-28T05:21:16Z |
| 165 | "LEAF ME ALONE ELI I FORGOT TO POO BEFORE I LEFT WORK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR THE BUS" -TC | ereiter4587 | 2016-12-24T02:48:55Z |
| 166 | "What kid of bullshit is that? I wanted to enter that pipe and then that thing was like 'No, you aren't fucking entering that pipe, piece of shit. Get back here. Who do you think you fucking are?'" | ereiter4587 | 2016-12-29T02:19:36Z |
| 167 | "You don't spit out that shell unless I tell you to!" | mrmfretwell | 2016-12-31T02:21:44Z |
| 168 | "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-05T01:35:49Z |
| 169 | "'The victim had a handsome tan, peculiar in London.' Oh so we're blaming immigrants now?" | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-11T02:07:59Z |
| 170 | "If I go to prison because I ate someone's lunch, I am going to be so mad!" | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-16T01:50:55Z |
| 171 | "So Chrono is working the pelvis, Marle is working the head, and Robo is just... he's everywhere. He's doing a bit of everything." | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-18T02:32:02Z |
| 172 | "That happens a lot in Spanish right? Having plural names, like Jesus (he sus)." | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-24T04:43:55Z |
| 173 | "I can't impersonate Korean people." | ereiter4587 | 2017-01-29T01:55:02Z |
| 174 | "Wrong skin color." | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-04T23:49:14Z |
| 175 | "FICL" - erei | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-07T01:50:43Z |
| 176 | Fret: "Do I look like a hag?" Lac: "...Kinda?" | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-17T05:44:09Z |
| 177 | "I should've just killed the woman and been done with it." | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-21T05:01:18Z |
| 178 | "Come jam all 32 GB into me." | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-22T04:47:32Z |
| 179 | "Mmm. Dog food. I've never wanted to eat dog food so badly." | ereiter4587 | 2017-02-23T02:55:43Z |
| 180 | "I look like Danny Dorito?" | ereiter_ | 2017-02-27T01:52:16Z |
| 181 | "Man, I need to do a dump here." | ereiter_ | 2017-02-28T02:52:11Z |
| 182 | "Y'know, I have big bones." | ereiter_ | 2017-03-16T03:09:27Z |
| 183 | "I could really use some Pleasure Island right now." | ereiter_ | 2017-03-22T00:43:34Z |
| 184 | "Two thirds would be three fifths, yes." | mrmfretwell | 2017-03-22T05:33:06Z |
| 185 | "Oh, get off me!" - Sensual Lac | ereiter_ | 2017-03-31T01:34:32Z |
| 186 | "No, but I hate their kids." - Lac, talking about his nieces and nephews. | ereiter_ | 2017-03-31T04:03:26Z |
| 187 | "I could not get off to save my life." | ereiter_ | 2017-04-04T21:23:23Z |
| 188 | "How did I get set on fire, while I am riding a bike?" | ereiter_ | 2017-04-04T23:45:54Z |
| 189 | Hayden: "Are we going to die??" Fret: "We die anyway." | ereiter_ | 2017-04-06T23:14:08Z |
| 190 | "Um" | ereiter_ | 2017-04-11T22:06:08Z |
| 191 | "No, Big Dick McGee, get out of here!" | ereiter_ | 2017-04-14T02:36:00Z |
| 192 | "WHY DOES OUR NEW WASHING MACHINE SOUND LIKE A LOUD DUCK???????" -Hayden | ereiter_ | 2017-04-14T02:40:53Z |
| 193 | "Oh no Lac, not your fireballs!" | ereiter_ | 2017-04-14T03:19:56Z |
| 194 | "I'm going to go shit down somewhere." | ereiter_ | 2017-04-14T03:55:08Z |
| 195 | "I went from both fucking sides. I went up his fucking backside. I don't know what more I can fucking do!" | ereiter_ | 2017-04-15T01:10:11Z |
| 196 | "This is weird. My head is inside Hayden." | ereiter_ | 2017-05-12T01:48:48Z |
| 197 | "Why does she run away when I get a weapon?" | ereiter_ | 2017-05-20T00:35:17Z |
| 198 | "I'm a 600 health, 500 pound man with a hook!" | ereiter_ | 2017-06-07T01:54:20Z |
| 199 | "Greetings! *Bats head clean off* That's how you greet somebody" | mrmfretwell | 2017-06-14T05:10:15Z |
| 200 | "Isn't that the worst: when ya get bum-bounced off of the pile?" | mrmfretwell | 2017-06-14T05:33:35Z |
| 201 | "This is all in foreign. I can't read this." | ereiter_ | 2017-06-21T01:12:11Z |
| 202 | "Me, I'm built for sex." | ereiter_ | 2017-06-22T00:54:46Z |
| 203 | "Cause really that's all I've been repairing is my giant hole." | ereiter_ | 2017-06-24T03:27:52Z |
| 204 | "I've been McBanging my whole life." -Fitmit | ereiter_ | 2017-06-30T04:29:24Z |
| 205 | "That is more wood than I'll probably ever see in my lifetime." | ereiter_ | 2017-07-03T00:40:25Z |
| 206 | "Doesn't that sound like a really bad porn movie? Eternal Bondage." | ereiter_ | 2017-07-20T01:04:57Z |
| 207 | "So now we need to get you out. Can you fart to me?" | ereiter_ | 2017-08-12T02:32:36Z |
| 208 | "I wonder what I'd call myself if I didn't call myself what I call myself" | ereiter_ | 2017-09-06T03:17:43Z |
| 209 | "I never doubted that Mario has nipples." - Lac | ereiter_ | 2017-09-17T03:15:54Z |
| 210 | "If sick can be used as a good thing, I'm gonna start a new trend and say diarrhea!" | erieter | 2017-09-21T03:49:47Z |
| 211 | "Fuck you, Erei! Fuck you!" | erieter | 2017-10-02T01:32:24Z |
| 212 | "'Guapo so,' I thought that means 'love so.'" | ereisghost | 2017-11-15T03:04:16Z |
| 213 | "Is the official language of Argentina Spanish or Argentinian?" | ereisghost | 2017-11-15T03:04:28Z |
| 214 | "[Going to Solitude] When I'll get to Dawnstar I'll probably keep calling it Dawnstar instead of Solitude." | erei | 2017-12-14T03:59:19Z |
| 215 | "FUCK THIS RIM" - HaydenA7x | erei | 2017-12-24T04:14:38Z |
| 216 | "I BEAT HIS ASS!" | erei | 2017-12-25T03:19:51Z |
| 217 | "Sorry I sent a rocket up your ass, Lac." | erei | 2017-12-31T03:33:22Z |
| 218 | [referring to Hayden] "He's the gayest guy I know...! Also the only gay guy I know." | erei | 2018-01-10T03:17:46Z |
| 219 | "They will eat me out." | erei | 2018-01-14T03:32:23Z |
| 220 | [referring to erei] "You're so synonymous with dicks now that it's hard to think otherwise." | erei | 2018-02-27T04:53:44Z |
| 221 | "Mmmmm" - Lac | erei | 2018-02-27T04:54:22Z |
| 222 | "Standing in the corner playing with your pickle." - Lac | erei | 2018-02-27T05:02:16Z |
| 223 | "Marle's got a big drive, we'll be able to fill her for a year or so." | erei | 2018-03-04T06:14:10Z |
| 224 | "Fit is like the meat in this bed sandwich." | erei | 2018-03-30T03:41:00Z |
| 225 | "I whip my Bulbasaur back and forth, I whip my Bulbasaur back and forth." | erei | 2018-04-27T03:14:46Z |
| 226 | Fit: "Oh, is this your hole?" erei: "Yes, this is my hole." | erei | 2018-05-08T03:05:13Z |
| 227 | "remember not to assing your constants kids" - Erei | erei | 2018-05-12T07:59:45Z |
| 228 | "I have never been this excited over a f-ing door in my life." | mrmfretwell | 2018-05-19T06:35:25Z |
| 229 | "(Fret and the Philosphers Garbage), The Chamber of Garbage, The Prisoner of Trash-Can, The Goblet of Trash, The Order of Garbage, The Half-Blood Waste, and The Deathly Dump" (Fitmit) | mrmfretwell | 2018-05-26T01:54:25Z |
| 230 | "I'm gonna go jump off a cliff. I'll see you guys later." -Eli | erei | 2018-05-30T01:27:18Z |
| 231 | "What is life without large things, really?" | erei | 2018-08-01T03:31:31Z |
| 232 | "I'd kill myself on spikes for profit." | erei | 2018-09-18T06:37:44Z |
| 233 | "I can't live without my speed." | fitmit | 2018-11-01T06:27:48Z |
| 234 | Fit: "Is it okay if we kill each other in your [erei's] hole?" | erei | 2018-11-05T05:42:13Z |
| 235 | "Solitary confinement is my idea of a vacation." - Lac | fitmit | 2018-11-13T07:51:26Z |
| 236 | "Can't I drink the blood of these guys?!" | fitmit | 2018-12-31T07:22:28Z |
| 237 | "I should be able to get my melons in." | fitmit | 2019-01-28T06:48:45Z |
| 238 | “Everything’s going to be f... oh dang.” | fitmit | 2020-03-07T01:06:57Z |
| 239 | "I know a good cock when I see one." | fitmit | 2020-03-22T22:01:56Z |
| 240 | "How am I going to get a partner when I go around beating animals?" | fitmit | 2020-05-05T11:13:29Z |
| 241 | "I like the look of those crumbs you've got there. Mind if I have a bite?" | fitmit | 2020-05-05T11:13:45Z |
| 242 | "Have your own damn penis!" | fitmit | 2020-06-09T01:33:48Z |
| 243 | "Who says I'm friendly? I'm looking for nuts." | fitmit | 2020-06-13T23:45:49Z |
| 244 | "Thank past humans for being so horny and having nothing to do." | fitmit | 2020-07-04T05:58:18Z |
| 245 | "Aww, I was hoping there'd be a Jaundice skin color." | fitmit | 2020-07-08T01:27:48Z |
| 246 | (Fret): A neon sign or a PS5, you know *laughs* (Fit): The neon sign would get more use. | mrmfretwell | 2020-10-09T03:32:26Z |
| 247 | "I don't know what any of this means. I lack the knoweth." | fitmit | 2020-10-18T04:00:35Z |
| 248 | "I prefer Ass gore to be honest." | fitmit | 2020-11-11T08:22:48Z |
| 249 | "Egg" - Fitmit | mrmfretwell | 2020-12-08T01:51:37Z |
| 250 | "Santa is no match for my Grand Dad!" | fitmit | 2020-12-22T03:23:09Z |
| 251 | "I think that's supposed to be corn on the cob, but I just don't know!" | fitmit | 2020-12-24T07:49:09Z |
| 252 | "That's enough sucking off for one day - Fitmit" | mrmfretwell | 2020-12-29T08:43:36Z |
| 253 | "We're trying to have an emotional conversation with Panam about how much she loves me, and you're talking about pissing in a bottle. This is why I love StreamADay." | fitmit | 2021-01-02T05:51:28Z |
| 254 | "Ah. It did say explosives on it to be fair. I probably shouldn't have gone crowbaring that." | fitmit | 2021-01-02T11:49:25Z |
| 255 | "Oh my god, it's just everything! It's literally everything in this game! It's just death in someway, no matter what it is. It- y'know, weather it's a ladder, it's a platform, it's a button, it's *falls off ladder* AHHH! Why is everything in this game death in some form?! God! | fitmit | 2021-01-02T12:44:39Z |
| 256 | "There is nothing wrong with a friendly fistin" - Fitmit | mrmfretwell | 2021-01-19T11:43:31Z |
| 257 | "Oh, you mean the thing that made him crap himself.” | fitmit | 2021-03-15T04:02:15Z |
| 258 | "Why does everything involve touching myself?! I don't like this." | fitmit | 2021-05-23T05:15:50Z |
| 259 | "It only took him four years to get dumped (talking about Clint) - Fitmit | mrmfretwell | 2021-06-22T08:21:23Z |
| 260 | "Yeah, I have bones." | fitmit | 2023-06-18T22:46:08Z |
| 261 | "Will the boat sink, or fly? Fly, it looks like." | fitmit | 2023-10-29T22:34:11Z |
| 262 | "Give me the whip. I need it really badly." | fitmit | 2024-11-17T23:42:19Z |
| 263 | "I can wear pants again." | fitmit | 2025-05-15T01:14:12Z |
| 264 | "Can I move? I don't want to be inside of these people." - Lac | fitmit | 2025-07-08T00:07:14Z |
| 265 | "I don't like this. It's too big and open." - Lac | fitmit | 2025-07-14T00:55:34Z |
| 266 | "Lac does like his meat." | fitmit | 2025-07-25T01:56:21Z |
| 267 | "I think Lac has Tsundere elements about him." | fitmit | 2025-11-04T02:25:18Z |
| 268 | "I can't reroll so I'm just going to get a sandwich." | fitmit | 2025-12-11T01:08:31Z |
| 269 | "C'mon Paige... That's a fence." | fitmit | 2026-01-21T03:12:39Z |