| 1 | "I do illegal drugs!" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:44:51Z |
| 2 | "I want it so bad." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:45:37Z |
| 3 | "I'm sorry I like cock." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:45:52Z |
| 4 | "Did you just smack that off my ass?" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:46:05Z |
| 5 | "When do I get to suck his dick?" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:46:52Z |
| 6 | "I think at that point I get to murder Drak, and I'm not even going to jerk him off first, he doesn't deserve that." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:46:33Z |
| 7 | "Poop is great." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:47:09Z |
| 8 | "I'm scared to put this in my mouth." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:47:22Z |
| 9 | "I am a cock, but that's a given." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:47:52Z |
| 10 | "I wish I could shoot myself in the foot." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:48:40Z |
| 11 | "Paint won't get off my ass." - Coestar | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:49:11Z |
| 12 | "I got the gay." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:52:18Z |
| 13 | "Clearly Paint is the better Overwatch player." - Kruisaiyder, just before Paint loses. | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:52:50Z |
| 14 | "I suck actual dick at black forest." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:53:27Z |
| 15 | "I need to tickle your butt." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:53:53Z |
| 16 | "You also don't make the shots you don't make." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:54:12Z |
| 17 | "Watching a man fist you to death is a great thing." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:54:33Z |
| 18 | "My cooter is called paintbrushpuke." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:55:24Z |
| 19 | "Wow, no one likes my wiener." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:56:55Z |
| 20 | "It was never a race, it was just how hard can we fuck paint." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:57:16Z |
| 21 | "Fortain's pussy. It's so fat!" | ryuski | 2018-03-18T06:42:07Z |
| 22 | "Today I just felt like a raisin." | ryuski | 2018-03-31T23:58:30Z |
| 23 | "I suck dick for a living." | emerlyn | 2018-04-22T03:00:17Z |
| 24 | "Take my nut, don't waste it." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:58:23Z |
| 25 | "I mean what's more dangerous: forgetting or blatantly ignoring it?" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:58:59Z |
| 26 | "Don't nut into pink." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:59:15Z |
| 27 | "I call one person daddy and he ain't family." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:59:32Z |
| 28 | "If I'm going to suck, I'm going to suck by myself, y'know?" | richy_s_ | 2018-11-20T02:18:46Z |
| 29 | "I still don't think Beer should be a mod." - Kingster | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T06:59:57Z |
| 30 | "I love the mush mush." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:00:40Z |
| 31 | "Gotta send him my thing." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:00:58Z |
| 32 | "Oh my god my butt." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:01:09Z |
| 33 | "I have three cans of bags." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:01:30Z |
| 34 | "What does A stand for?" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:01:51Z |
| 35 | "I feel like I'm real annoying to sleep with." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:02:07Z |
| 36 | "You can't betray someone that is not even present." - Paint while betraying yolo | kingster18 | 2019-10-03T00:11:08Z |
| 37 | "Oh hell yeah, let's be cum." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:02:47Z |
| 38 | "Now I have some time to go look at my meat." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:03:13Z |
| 39 | "Oh my god I just fucked that chicken." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:03:33Z |
| 40 | "I wanna try to combat the dumb." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:03:48Z |
| 41 | "We just fucking won, that's what happened." | kingster18 | 2019-11-02T03:02:41Z |
| 42 | "Oh my god, that fish has a gun!" | richy_s_ | 2019-11-06T06:58:05Z |
| 43 | "I clocked in and I didn't stop fucking." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:04:31Z |
| 44 | "It's like the underground railroad, but wetter." - Kingster | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:04:47Z |
| 45 | "I just keep looking over and seeing lack of ligament." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:05:14Z |
| 46 | "If you are going to pp you gotta try and blow all of it in the head." - ConeDodger240 | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:05:58Z |
| 47 | "God, you were inside of me!" | richy_s_ | 2019-12-26T04:24:29Z |
| 48 | "Listen. It's called... what is it called?" | richy_s_ | 2020-01-01T08:34:30Z |
| 49 | "There was a man in my mouth shooting me." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:06:26Z |
| 50 | "Kingster kept fucking somehow killing me, like, even though there was a man in my mouth shooting me, I don't know." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:06:56Z |
| 51 | "5:25 VIP Twitch Prime ruddyrue: kingster just copy pastes quotes" - ruddyrue | beerisyum | 2020-01-02T10:25:42Z |
| 52 | "Fuck you all, pussy pops." - Armo | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:07:27Z |
| 53 | π΅ "Keep on fishing." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:08:00Z |
| 54 | "Is that pants wearing pants?" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:08:19Z |
| 55 | "Are crickets a better bug than spiders?" - Armo | paintbrushpuke | 2020-01-26T08:14:18Z |
| 56 | "The Wall Street in Washington." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:08:38Z |
| 57 | "Kingster was going hard at me last night." - Armo | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:09:02Z |
| 58 | "I was clenched ready for it Armo." - Santoast | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:09:28Z |
| 59 | "Fuck that giggling baby." | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:09:46Z |
| 60 | "lol, it has been a long time since the last nut." - Armo | richy_s_ | 2020-03-09T07:10:17Z |
| 61 | "Is a handy the middle-ground between fingering and fisting?" | kingster18 | 2020-03-17T03:08:35Z |
| 62 | "Shit on me!" | richy_s_ | 2020-03-21T07:07:32Z |
| 63 | "Who doesn't like a little snackie snackie during the wackie wackie" - unlifeoftheparty | paintbrushpuke | 2020-03-28T03:36:24Z |
| 64 | "Super open, super wet" - Jcav | paintbrushpuke | 2020-04-11T04:16:31Z |
| 65 | "You guys ruined the dick!" | richy_s_ | 2020-04-12T03:37:08Z |
| 66 | "It's like precum, but it's fire" - kingster18 | paintbrushpuke | 2020-04-15T03:42:53Z |
| 67 | "I'm here to farm and I'm here to fuck." | paintbrushpuke | 2020-04-16T04:24:08Z |
| 68 | "I saw the little thingy!" | richy_s_ | 2020-05-21T05:33:24Z |
| 69 | "I was about to marry that guy and start a family. I didnt want him to die at all!" | paintbrushpuke | 2020-05-07T06:29:34Z |
| 70 | "I could never be a lesbian because I'm too diligent." | richy_s_ | 2020-05-21T05:33:14Z |
| 71 | "Or just use your fingers like a savage." - Panda_Powa | richy_s_ | 2020-05-21T05:33:39Z |
| 72 | "I'm never seeking beer for legal aid ever" | jcav | 2020-06-07T00:27:26Z |
| 73 | "He has little spermies in his eyes" | jcav | 2020-06-07T00:27:39Z |
| 74 | "Holy shit my sack is so big!" | jcav | 2020-07-01T01:39:33Z |
| 75 | "Kingster hasn't nutted in a long time." | jcav | 2020-07-04T05:41:16Z |
| 76 | "Oh no, my shaft disappeared! It's just balls." - Cone | jcav | 2020-07-04T05:44:15Z |
| 77 | "Does he have a different expression when hes exploding?" | jcav | 2020-07-06T21:58:09Z |
| 78 | "Why does chill need to mean a bunch of horn?" | jcav | 2020-07-14T02:35:22Z |
| 79 | "If you guys want me to see if I can shit myself, I'll do it. Let's go." | yolopanther | 2020-07-24T06:26:05Z |
| 80 | "Fuckin' wiggly face..." | jcav | 2020-07-26T03:24:18Z |
| 81 | "Become fucked" - Cone | jcav | 2020-08-01T04:16:48Z |
| 82 | "Armo would make a great mommy." - Panda | jcav | 2020-08-07T04:56:35Z |
| 83 | "Nothing turns me on more than a nasaly 'I come for you'" | jcav | 2020-08-08T04:15:55Z |
| 84 | "I came to your face!" - Armo | jcav | 2020-08-11T04:51:21Z |
| 85 | "I get real sexy when I'm hurt tho." | jcav | 2020-08-22T01:58:44Z |
| 86 | "Dear Diary, today I got creamed." | jcav | 2020-09-06T03:52:40Z |
| 87 | "Don't come on me!" | jcav | 2020-10-09T05:43:25Z |
| 88 | "I kinda like assholes" - Paint | jcav | 2020-10-22T03:00:24Z |
| 89 | "If your tightens persists for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor" - Kaeli042 | jcav | 2020-10-27T12:27:44Z |
| 90 | "Damn, I am pro LMG" | jcav | 2020-11-08T21:27:55Z |
| 91 | "Is this a vagina?" | jcav | 2020-11-08T22:26:58Z |
| 92 | "Come on I can only Cream so many times! How many times do I gotta Cream?! | jcav | 2020-11-10T03:38:38Z |
| 93 | "I'll suck the juice outta you." | jcav | 2020-11-10T05:31:01Z |
| 94 | "I'll set your crotch on fire" | kingster18 | 2020-11-22T04:30:39Z |
| 95 | "What does this world has come to?" - Armo | jcav | 2020-12-20T03:12:18Z |
| 96 | "I was thinking something with poop." - Armo | jcav | 2020-12-21T04:34:07Z |
| 97 | "Snoopy, he's the one with the blanket right?" -Armo | conedodger240 | 2020-12-20T03:26:21Z |
| 98 | "I'm the best at sucking" - Armo | paintbrushpuke | 2020-12-26T04:44:16Z |
| 99 | "I'm just poking Paint." - powers2440 | jcav | 2021-02-20T02:08:00Z |
| 100 | "Some orgy ASMR before you go to sleep" | kingster18 | 2021-02-20T02:56:56Z |
| 101 | "As long as the hammies are okay you get mounted all night" - Armo added as quote #101. | jcav | 2021-02-20T03:37:40Z |
| 102 | "You can't quote me" - Armo | kingster18 | 2021-02-20T03:40:08Z |
| 103 | "I definitely shat while I was there but I didn't have to like SHIT, you know?" | jcav | 2021-03-03T01:27:57Z |
| 104 | "Touch the slut." - LilacJediBride | jcav | 2021-03-14T05:51:55Z |
| 105 | "I feel like I have good ass speed" - Cone | conedodger240 | 2021-03-14T05:53:15Z |
| 106 | "I agree with pee!" - Armo | jcav | 2021-03-14T06:40:58Z |
| 107 | "One of the great all-time clits" - Armo | jcav | 2021-03-16T16:48:07Z |
| 108 | "I guess we know which paint dan" -Jcav | conedodger240 | 2021-04-15T02:58:49Z |
| 109 | "Candle don't mean dick" | kingster18 | 2021-04-16T01:34:05Z |
| 110 | "I always knew you were a fuckboi" - Cone | jcav | 2021-05-15T04:45:37Z |
| 111 | "Clapping not fapping" - Cone | jcav | 2021-05-20T02:38:40Z |
| 112 | "Ooh, Daddy is a widow now." | paintbrushpuke | 2021-05-21T04:28:24Z |
| 113 | "Daddy's experimenting." | jcav | 2021-05-21T04:28:59Z |
| 114 | "qupte it" - ArmoAram | jcav | 2021-06-13T04:12:32Z |
| 115 | "Fuck my flashlight into pieces" | kingster18 | 2021-06-23T03:01:45Z |
| 116 | "Is that a reindeer shitting on the wall?" -Lilac | kingster18 | 2021-06-23T03:43:34Z |
| 117 | "Take me, hotdog" | conedodger240 | 2021-06-26T04:06:47Z |
| 118 | "Photographs are silly, and they're pictures of your willy." | jcav | 2021-07-16T00:51:37Z |
| 119 | "I am not the person to ask that question too. I know nothing about them other then they are large cats and have really big bean toes." - Andman | jcav | 2021-07-27T03:00:39Z |
| 120 | "Oh you can die after death? That's not fair!" - Armo | jcav | 2021-09-03T13:30:38Z |
| 121 | "I like 'em slendy" | jcav | 2021-09-15T03:19:37Z |
| 122 | "meow I'm so horny why am I locked up in this room." - Cone | jcav | 2021-09-15T04:59:11Z |
| 123 | "Cone are our children fucking?" | jcav | 2021-10-05T00:56:14Z |
| 124 | "Ok Jcav, what are your thoughts on threesome?" | jcav | 2021-12-10T02:48:12Z |
| 125 | "Why do I think it has a boner?" | kingster18 | 2021-12-10T03:51:02Z |
| 126 | "How is pussy not edible?!" -ArmoAram | jcav | 2021-12-10T04:41:28Z |
| 127 | "what's the obvious pussy?" - Armo, every year all years | kingster18 | 2021-12-10T04:47:50Z |
| 128 | "Paint you're not even medically cleared for woohoo." - Lilac | jcav | 2021-12-13T01:53:55Z |
| 129 | "If Will Smith couldn't save us, nobody can" - Paint | panda_powa | 2021-12-17T05:32:55Z |
| 130 | "Do we feel comfortable starting with strippers?" - Powers | jcav | 2021-12-22T03:35:12Z |
| 131 | "I assume they have tongues." - Armo | jcav | 2021-12-22T05:48:13Z |
| 132 | "You don't need any incognito for lemon party." -Cone | jcav | 2022-01-01T03:41:08Z |
| 133 | "There was nobody to suck!" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-01-08T04:26:07Z |
| 134 | "The fire was IN the hole." - Cone | jcav | 2022-01-08T04:30:40Z |
| 135 | "Is that a Valentine's thing that shoots love?" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-01-08T04:40:50Z |
| 136 | "There's nothing worse than a rough piss" - Paint | panda_powa | 2022-01-08T05:09:36Z |
| 137 | "Okay Google, why does my cat have a demon butthole?" - Cone | jcav | 2022-01-15T01:20:32Z |
| 138 | "Do you put it on the desk and mash it dude?" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-01-16T03:37:51Z |
| 139 | "I'm not a soft bully, I'm a hard-as-fuck bully." | jcav | 2022-01-21T12:51:25Z |
| 140 | "Just needed one more blow" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-01-19T05:16:46Z |
| 141 | "Whoops, put on too much vaseline today." | jcav | 2022-01-21T12:51:30Z |
| 142 | "If that kitty ain't wet yet, I don't know what." | jcav | 2022-01-21T04:08:23Z |
| 143 | "You're close... but prepare for something harder than what you just did." - Blade | jcav | 2022-01-21T12:51:19Z |
| 144 | "I'll piss all over *that* cheese." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-01-29T04:52:21Z |
| 145 | "Take a screenshot guys, cause this is the beginning of the Fuckening." | jcav | 2022-01-30T03:26:55Z |
| 146 | "Jcav, you slept the waking boi!" | panda_powa | 2022-02-02T04:21:36Z |
| 147 | "I'm naturally jittery!" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-02-06T02:59:02Z |
| 148 | "Alright, Kaeli wants me to poop." | jcav | 2022-02-08T04:01:12Z |
| 149 | "We're gonna pimp your ride and make it all whales!" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-02-09T03:59:58Z |
| 150 | "I think I'm just light blind." - Armo | paintbrushpuke | 2022-02-09T04:40:59Z |
| 151 | "Nintendo got very horny for garages." | jcav | 2022-02-15T02:31:06Z |
| 152 | "Why the universe?" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-02-19T05:46:47Z |
| 153 | "I never rode an ass" - ArmoAram | kingster18 | 2022-02-19T06:05:21Z |
| 154 | "I was just staring at them balls." - ArmoAram | kingster18 | 2022-02-19T06:30:22Z |
| 155 | "Noo, I'm not in a position!" | panda_powa | 2022-02-19T06:39:16Z |
| 156 | "Like a human Hello Kitty centipedies." - Andman | panda_powa | 2022-02-19T07:17:28Z |
| 157 | "I just got the worst rimjob" - Powers2440 | paintbrushpuke | 2022-02-19T07:23:37Z |
| 158 | "Do you know how to say 'My asshole itches?'" | panda_powa | 2022-02-23T04:42:20Z |
| 159 | "Who keeps waking up my bishes!?" | panda_powa | 2022-02-23T05:13:15Z |
| 160 | "My hands are not standard hands." | panda_powa | 2022-02-24T04:52:43Z |
| 161 | "Fuck me up with onion bb."- Paint | panda_powa | 2022-02-25T04:13:57Z |
| 162 | "I'm confused." - Everyone | panda_powa | 2022-02-25T04:22:14Z |
| 163 | "It will be zero to nip slip in no time" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-02-26T02:39:27Z |
| 164 | "I'll cry but I will *end* you." | panda_powa | 2022-02-26T03:56:56Z |
| 165 | "He wouldn't touch cum and precum" - ArmoAram | paintbrushpuke | 2022-02-26T03:59:22Z |
| 166 | "Is paint horny?" - Cone | jcav | 2022-02-27T03:55:43Z |
| 167 | "You were a very aggressive horse." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-03-09T02:41:56Z |
| 168 | "I wish I could pee on myself" -Cone | kingster18 | 2022-03-15T04:00:30Z |
| 169 | "I will cut you; I will not fuck you." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-03-16T03:03:53Z |
| 170 | "I can't get it to clap unless I'm talking." - Kaeli | panda_powa | 2022-03-16T04:16:51Z |
| 171 | "I'm like up his booty hole!" added as quote #171. | jcav | 2022-03-18T02:18:22Z |
| 172 | "I wasn't expecting the length." | jcav | 2022-03-19T02:18:42Z |
| 173 | "How do you do the jumping thing?" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-03-23T03:32:19Z |
| 174 | "I need a visual indicator that my balls are ready." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-03-27T03:07:52Z |
| 175 | "You want more MEAT?" - Cone | jcav | 2022-03-29T02:12:55Z |
| 176 | "Are you being toxic right now?" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-03-30T03:26:48Z |
| 177 | "Yea beard burn in your crack is not the tea." - Lilac | jcav | 2022-03-30T04:23:08Z |
| 178 | "Oh right... portals." - Cone | jcav | 2022-03-31T17:10:58Z |
| 179 | "Plants are for bitches." | panda_powa | 2022-04-05T03:26:38Z |
| 180 | "i like tiddy" - Andman | kaeli042 | 2022-04-05T03:57:03Z |
| 181 | "Luigi's got some big blows!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-04-14T03:21:42Z |
| 182 | "Nothing bad ever happens in Life, right?" | kingster18 | 2022-04-15T03:18:25Z |
| 183 | "I keep paying my taxes, which is a mistake." | kaeli042 | 2022-04-15T03:56:22Z |
| 184 | "I feel like I'm evil even when I'm not, because of my eyebrows" - powers2440 | paintbrushpuke | 2022-04-17T05:05:22Z |
| 185 | "I didn't get to explode." | panda_powa | 2022-04-20T04:25:33Z |
| 186 | "It has an owner! She lives on this empty lot that I bulldozed." | panda_powa | 2022-04-22T00:21:34Z |
| 187 | "Haha, I sucked her thing! Get fucked bitch!" | kaeli042 | 2022-04-23T01:55:23Z |
| 188 | "Damage me papi!" | jcav | 2022-04-23T02:36:55Z |
| 189 | "Everything is suckable!" | panda_powa | 2022-04-27T03:25:58Z |
| 190 | "I could *not* be pregnant." - BladeScavenger | panda_powa | 2022-04-27T04:16:50Z |
| 191 | "Hey hey hey! You murder your husband please!" - AmmoAram | panda_powa | 2022-04-30T03:46:35Z |
| 192 | "Every murder I've done is karma." - AmmoAram | panda_powa | 2022-04-30T03:56:08Z |
| 193 | "If I die, I'm never killing again." - AmmoAram | panda_powa | 2022-04-30T04:00:05Z |
| 194 | "I can't get scared if I'm really fast." | panda_powa | 2022-05-03T05:03:29Z |
| 195 | "You don't know how huge I am." - Jcav | paintbrushpuke | 2022-05-04T01:55:08Z |
| 196 | "I'm white-passing." | panda_powa | 2022-05-04T03:30:32Z |
| 197 | "Can you imagine just being able to lick the walls?" | panda_powa | 2022-05-06T03:50:11Z |
| 198 | "I'm perfectly capable of flicking." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-05-08T02:43:58Z |
| 199 | "I don't wanna" | panda_powa | 2022-05-08T04:33:51Z |
| 200 | "If I hear the words 'Pelvic Floor' one more time..." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-05-11T02:03:22Z |
| 201 | "I don't know how sensitive it's gonna be; I hope the flick works." - AmmoAram | panda_powa | 2022-05-13T03:20:16Z |
| 202 | "I just like to get et." - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-05-13T03:25:24Z |
| 203 | "Is there drugs somewhere?" - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-05-14T01:25:41Z |
| 204 | "If sex is the bomb I'll laugh." - Kaeli | panda_powa | 2022-05-14T01:41:09Z |
| 205 | "YIFF IN THE HELL BOAT." - Powers | jcav | 2022-05-14T01:53:33Z |
| 206 | "How is semen not stronger?" - beerisyum | paintbrushpuke | 2022-05-14T02:37:50Z |
| 207 | "You're supposed to *imagine* the peen." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-05-14T02:57:41Z |
| 208 | "You handed us slut. We handed you speed." - Panda_Powa | paintbrushpuke | 2022-05-14T03:57:33Z |
| 209 | "I don't want the maid to touch my wrench." - ArmoAram | paintbrushpuke | 2022-05-14T03:58:59Z |
| 210 | "Exclamation point quote..." - Andman001 | panda_powa | 2022-05-14T03:59:31Z |
| 211 | "Just because something is tall doesn't mean it's a penis." | panda_powa | 2022-05-27T04:25:18Z |
| 212 | "Hello Kitty sees all." | kaeli042 | 2022-06-01T00:26:43Z |
| 213 | "Those trees are so veiny, I hate it." | kaeli042 | 2022-06-02T04:24:35Z |
| 214 | "I MEANT TO PICK PONG!!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-06-02T04:28:51Z |
| 215 | "He might have an augmented ass; I don't know the lore." | panda_powa | 2022-06-09T04:05:01Z |
| 216 | "Greetings Pussy." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-06-09T04:22:41Z |
| 217 | "I mean, it doesn't look like pointy-tit Lara Croft!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-06-12T02:24:38Z |
| 218 | "I don't challenge my wife." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-06-17T03:01:33Z |
| 219 | "Love it to see it." - Ammo | panda_powa | 2022-06-17T04:08:22Z |
| 220 | "This just got *real* Alabama." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-06-17T04:43:22Z |
| 221 | "I don't think I'm okay." - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-06-23T20:33:13Z |
| 222 | "EAT MOAR THINGS!" | kaeli042 | 2022-06-23T21:17:26Z |
| 223 | "But snek need nut!" | kaeli042 | 2022-06-23T22:10:20Z |
| 224 | "I would be very red, and you would be very round." - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-06-26T00:12:39Z |
| 225 | "There needs to be pain for something to be healed." | kaeli042 | 2022-06-28T04:00:14Z |
| 226 | "Nobody said this had to be sane." | kaeli042 | 2022-07-03T00:39:01Z |
| 227 | "Let's just snip a lot and see if anything happens." | kaeli042 | 2022-07-05T00:53:48Z |
| 228 | "Aww...we're full of love now!" | kaeli042 | 2022-07-05T03:06:01Z |
| 229 | "I'm gonna become a big girl, I'm gonna explode all over the place." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-07-06T04:02:01Z |
| 230 | "Is that Sailor Moon?" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-07-12T00:50:07Z |
| 231 | "...do bees have respect?" | kaeli042 | 2022-07-15T23:40:33Z |
| 232 | "Tag yourself, I'm orange with white butt." - Kaeli | jcav | 2022-07-21T23:11:20Z |
| 233 | "Scritchy-scritch, bitch!" | kaeli042 | 2022-07-21T23:50:23Z |
| 234 | "Is vibration excitement?" - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-07-24T02:12:21Z |
| 235 | "Are we missing something that is lubed but isn't horny?" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-07-31T02:59:48Z |
| 236 | "but do you cum in these" - LilacJediBride | kaeli042 | 2022-07-31T04:38:44Z |
| 237 | βItβs like Wood City over here.β | kaeli042 | 2022-08-02T00:47:41Z |
| 238 | "Please breathe, Armo." | kaeli042 | 2022-08-03T02:17:42Z |
| 239 | "I birthed Quay, ok." - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-08-03T02:40:54Z |
| 240 | "Moaning does not help you turn." | kaeli042 | 2022-08-03T02:46:34Z |
| 241 | "I just *start* emo, I don't *get* emo." - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-08-05T02:37:11Z |
| 242 | "He didn't even lick my ass!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-08-05T02:43:02Z |
| 243 | "Pink Boo won't lick my ass, but Jcav *will* sit on my face" - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-08-05T02:49:15Z |
| 244 | "You ever wonder like, 'What's up, Jesus?'" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-08-05T03:31:45Z |
| 245 | "they have float beer roots" - Arkas | kaeli042 | 2022-08-05T04:44:37Z |
| 246 | "Your brain is enormous" - gastaftorz | kaeli042 | 2022-08-07T01:55:59Z |
| 247 | "I was told this was not a brain-heavy game, and I disagree." - Kingster | panda_powa | 2022-08-10T04:41:33Z |
| 248 | "I guarantee you Spicy Spice had sexy sex." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-08-10T04:52:05Z |
| 249 | "Kingster! Your dick is out!" | kaeli042 | 2022-08-10T05:00:58Z |
| 250 | "Think like a dick." | panda_powa | 2022-08-10T05:39:12Z |
| 251 | "Max, can you please give me the braincell? I need it." | kaeli042 | 2022-08-14T03:41:41Z |
| 252 | "Please don't make me beat more dicks!" | panda_powa | 2022-08-17T04:24:51Z |
| 253 | "I didn't know his whole life system was in his ass." | kaeli042 | 2022-08-25T03:01:16Z |
| 254 | "Does he call his murders 'Happy little accidents?'" | panda_powa | 2022-08-27T02:38:53Z |
| 255 | "why is it so furry?" - tach_1le | kaeli042 | 2022-09-04T02:24:12Z |
| 256 | "Bulls and horses are... cousins." - Armo | jcav | 2022-09-06T12:39:19Z |
| 257 | βIβll be tomato man.β β Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-09-14T03:11:54Z |
| 258 | "I thought once JEM died it was over" - ConeDodger240 | paintbrushpuke | 2022-09-14T16:13:05Z |
| 259 | "You know the ghosts don't arrive until 11." | panda_powa | 2022-09-23T01:47:28Z |
| 260 | "My screen is just colours." - Armo | jcav | 2022-09-23T02:59:52Z |
| 261 | "Look at that beaver!" | kaeli042 | 2022-09-23T03:11:56Z |
| 262 | "Respect the MILFs." | panda_powa | 2022-09-24T03:08:01Z |
| 263 | "Speaking of Spiderman reach around, hey Armo!" - powers2440 | kaeli042 | 2022-09-28T01:24:33Z |
| 264 | "Were you the ONE hotdog that didn't survive?" | jcav | 2022-09-28T01:57:52Z |
| 265 | "Happy birthday! now bend over for the enematronics." - Kaeli042 | jcav | 2022-09-28T03:11:24Z |
| 266 | "Are you gonna no-scope the pizza?" | kaeli042 | 2022-09-28T03:23:37Z |
| 267 | "I was waiting for the horn!" - Armo | kaeli042 | 2022-09-28T03:33:14Z |
| 268 | "I went over it and then, like, grabbed it from behind" - Kaeli042 | paintbrushpuke | 2022-09-28T22:56:12Z |
| 269 | "Kingster's so ready to heat that meat." | kaeli042 | 2022-10-01T02:34:27Z |
| 270 | "Justin my ass!" - Armo | jcav | 2022-10-02T03:39:15Z |
| 271 | "You just threw away my pizza, you bitch!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-10-08T04:27:08Z |
| 272 | "You can't ban MILFs." - Cone | panda_powa | 2022-10-09T00:48:43Z |
| 273 | "He barely threw up on it." | panda_powa | 2022-10-14T03:42:59Z |
| 274 | "Wash your language!" - Armo | panda_powa | 2022-10-14T04:39:00Z |
| 275 | "Enjoy the bank, bish." | kaeli042 | 2022-10-14T04:57:03Z |
| 276 | "I was thinkin 'bout the wiggler." - Kingster | panda_powa | 2022-10-14T04:57:13Z |
| 277 | "I was two-fingering it." | kaeli042 | 2022-10-14T05:26:11Z |
| 278 | "A dick is what you make it. the dick is all in the mind" - gastaftorz | kaeli042 | 2022-10-21T03:29:59Z |
| 279 | "is jizz formal enough for a formal party though" - Kaeli | panda_powa | 2022-10-21T03:42:34Z |
| 280 | "Alright, we're gonna need some weed, stat!" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2022-10-27T01:44:41Z |
| 281 | "fuck it, let that preggo my eggo rage go" - tach_1le | kaeli042 | 2022-10-28T00:05:33Z |
| 282 | "Besties obviously just lie to each other." | panda_powa | 2023-01-07T01:40:39Z |
| 283 | "Why is this cooking so horny?" | kaeli042 | 2023-01-07T01:51:02Z |
| 284 | "Armo doesn't sleep." | kaeli042 | 2023-02-08T08:00:30Z |
| 285 | "I am a nasty person, but I am NOT illegal" - LilacJediBride | panda_powa | 2023-02-26T01:05:31Z |
| 286 | "Hold off on cherry until of at least legal age" - unlifeoftheparty | panda_powa | 2023-02-26T01:33:00Z |
| 287 | "Slide whistle, bitches!" | kaeli042 | 2023-02-26T02:24:25Z |
| 288 | "Only willie out is allowed." - ruddyrue | jcav | 2023-03-05T06:25:38Z |
| 289 | "Suck me off, Boo" - Armo | paintbrushpuke | 2023-04-14T02:16:10Z |
| 290 | "She has a lot of phases, she's like the moon." | kaeli042 | 2023-05-14T23:38:33Z |
| 291 | "I am the oldest five-year-old ever." | panda_powa | 2023-06-18T01:57:35Z |
| 292 | "Fish? Get in me" | panda_powa | 2023-06-25T02:37:52Z |
| 293 | "I feel like my minion should sound more slappy" | panda_powa | 2023-07-13T03:59:01Z |
| 294 | "I think we're all in agreement, you can't meet somebody with a dick." | panda_powa | 2023-07-26T06:44:01Z |
| 295 | "Best part of waking up is grinding in your cup" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2023-08-23T23:31:33Z |
| 296 | "Oh shit! I forgot about thinking! Frick!" | kaeli042 | 2023-10-13T23:21:53Z |
| 297 | "Is there a dookie in the lava lamp?" | panda_powa | 2023-10-17T05:29:39Z |
| 298 | "Rule Number 1: No pity. No party." | panda_powa | 2023-10-18T04:57:21Z |
| 299 | "I just gotta keep breathing through this entire thing? Well, this sucks" | panda_powa | 2023-10-23T22:25:51Z |
| 300 | "I'm gonna have to drink so much milk to make up for this." | panda_powa | 2023-10-24T00:04:14Z |
| 301 | "Are those dicks on the wall?" | kaeli042 | 2023-11-26T03:43:29Z |
| 302 | "You can't be in danger if your ass is facing the danger." | kaeli042 | 2023-11-30T05:16:26Z |
| 303 | "They're too sexy I can't hit them" | conedodger240 | 2024-01-02T01:00:03Z |
| 304 | "Kaeli said there was a sagging good time here" - SilverBlink | panda_powa | 2024-01-18T00:16:43Z |
| 305 | "His ass just sparkled." | kaeli042 | 2024-02-02T01:16:23Z |
| 306 | "Does it wiggle if I touch it?" | kaeli042 | 2024-02-15T23:06:30Z |
| 307 | "The bean has two legs." | kaeli042 | 2024-02-22T05:45:16Z |
| 308 | "How do you squeeze? That's what I'm struggling with." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2024-02-24T03:53:51Z |
| 309 | "HOW DO I GET IT IN THERE???" | kaeli042 | 2024-02-24T04:00:01Z |
| 310 | "Hi, I'm here, what needs nailing?" | kaeli042 | 2024-02-24T06:52:48Z |
| 311 | "What, you don't want to see me draw a deepthroat?" - Jcav | panda_powa | 2024-02-24T07:17:02Z |
| 312 | "YOU LEFT THE PRIDELANDS IN DANGER?!" - Jem | panda_powa | 2024-03-26T01:23:43Z |
| 313 | "Ok now swallow" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2024-03-28T23:23:46Z |
| 314 | "How many marshmallows do you think equals a dick?" | kaeli042 | 2024-03-28T23:25:07Z |
| 315 | "I think I have a gag reflex" - Armo | panda_powa | 2024-03-28T23:25:56Z |
| 316 | "Try two dicks next year." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2024-03-28T23:32:59Z |
| 317 | "Aw, it's not his dick." | kaeli042 | 2024-03-29T01:30:34Z |
| 318 | "powers is a golden hoe" - Cone | kaeli042 | 2024-04-14T01:17:56Z |
| 319 | "Do you think tits will ever make a comeback in the Butts Era?" - Armo | kaeli042 | 2024-04-14T02:10:46Z |
| 320 | "Can we do booty-to-booty?" | kaeli042 | 2024-04-14T04:21:08Z |
| 321 | "Is this how you scissor?" - karin | kaeli042 | 2024-04-14T04:26:06Z |
| 322 | "reject bish become fish" - Panda | kaeli042 | 2024-04-26T00:48:58Z |
| 323 | "what else are you supposed to do when you see a mysterious hole" - Kaeli | panda_powa | 2024-05-26T00:38:38Z |
| 324 | "I get all of my fish knowledge from Animal Crossing." | kaeli042 | 2024-06-02T22:41:25Z |
| 325 | "I feel like Jesus would be a whale" | panda_powa | 2024-06-03T00:04:07Z |
| 326 | "Yeah, just opened my throat and popped it in." | kaeli042 | 2024-06-19T01:59:43Z |
| 327 | "I think they're trying to arrest the baby" | panda_powa | 2024-06-23T23:59:43Z |
| 328 | "I kinda like the cream" | kingster18 | 2024-06-24T00:02:20Z |
| 329 | "Thanks for briefly looking at tiddies with me; it's always a nice bonding experience" | panda_powa | 2024-06-24T00:34:33Z |
| 330 | "Is everybody in this game gonna be hot?!" | kaeli042 | 2024-06-28T21:57:18Z |
| 331 | "Help me God, I am just a fish!" | kaeli042 | 2024-07-05T22:59:16Z |
| 332 | "Why did this turn into a horror gam- ooh bread!" | panda_powa | 2024-07-09T23:19:48Z |
| 333 | "I can delete shoes!" | kaeli042 | 2024-08-09T23:27:56Z |
| 334 | "Man, I am just getting all of my virtual steps in" | panda_powa | 2024-08-10T02:53:30Z |
| 335 | "We need a priest for our child's butt" | panda_powa | 2024-08-15T23:25:04Z |
| 336 | "Am I having a Dollop poop stroke?" | panda_powa | 2024-08-15T23:28:20Z |
| 337 | "Replenish my D!" | panda_powa | 2024-08-30T20:00:23Z |
| 338 | "Maybe I am also a himbo" | panda_powa | 2024-08-30T20:23:33Z |
| 339 | "Wait, is time constantly moving?!" | kaeli042 | 2024-09-11T22:24:56Z |
| 340 | "You can't kill me while I'm eating lasagna." | kaeli042 | 2024-10-11T23:59:50Z |
| 341 | "I piss at you!" | kaeli042 | 2024-10-12T01:23:44Z |
| 342 | "lol that some bougie shit. I'm going crazy, I need almond water" - Kaeli042 | paintbrushpuke | 2024-10-20T17:07:02Z |
| 343 | "Everything is ow!" | kaeli042 | 2024-12-20T05:38:38Z |
| 344 | "I have a whole ass queer liberation to do." | kaeli042 | 2024-12-28T22:05:25Z |
| 345 | "I know I can't trust my butt" | panda_powa | 2025-02-02T05:51:39Z |
| 346 | "I've been smashing, and it's been fuckin' awful." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2025-02-07T02:23:14Z |
| 347 | "Oh nice mouth bro" | panda_powa | 2025-02-07T02:48:57Z |
| 348 | "It's a breezy hole." - Jcav | kaeli042 | 2025-02-07T03:47:40Z |
| 349 | "All I know is ope" - ArmoAram | panda_powa | 2025-02-07T04:55:56Z |
| 350 | "Oh no, my taint is out!" | kaeli042 | 2025-02-21T04:22:33Z |
| 351 | "There's a huge group of 'em coming in the back." - aspoons | panda_powa | 2025-02-23T05:06:48Z |
| 352 | "I kind of like nut" - ArmoAram | paintbrushpuke | 2025-02-23T05:29:31Z |
| 353 | "It was Mommy and Daddy, and then they got swords and it got weird." - Armo | kaeli042 | 2025-02-23T07:17:38Z |
| 354 | "Oh shit, we're shooting? Fuck." | kaeli042 | 2025-03-22T00:40:44Z |
| 355 | "I'm always the good person, it sucks!" | kaeli042 | 2025-04-13T03:22:11Z |
| 356 | "He killed me....WITH MY OWN BOX!" - Powers | kaeli042 | 2025-04-13T03:32:53Z |
| 357 | "I didn't touch your package, Powers." - Jcav | kaeli042 | 2025-04-13T05:01:47Z |
| 358 | "Okay, now I know not to die." | kaeli042 | 2025-05-03T21:38:34Z |
| 359 | "it's just a newer version of the same version." - Jcav | kaeli042 | 2025-05-17T00:36:25Z |
| 360 | "Go back to hell, flamingos!" - NPC | panda_powa | 2025-06-06T00:31:35Z |
| 361 | "What is the spectrum that has *ghost* on one end and *butterfly* on the other?" | panda_powa | 2025-06-20T22:06:51Z |
| 362 | "There's no husbands on the mountain." - Jcav | kaeli042 | 2025-07-23T01:15:07Z |
| 363 | "I was in a very tiny hole." - Panda | kaeli042 | 2025-07-23T02:07:41Z |
| 364 | "This is so white, what do you mean?!" | kaeli042 | 2025-07-28T02:45:27Z |
| 365 | "You gave up crack for *this*?" | panda_powa | 2025-08-27T01:17:06Z |
| 366 | "Can I bang the mountain?!" | kaeli042 | 2025-09-01T00:10:39Z |
| 367 | "What a bountiful crack!" | kaeli042 | 2025-09-05T21:15:40Z |
| 368 | "I like this weird jizzy haze" | panda_powa | 2025-09-05T22:52:46Z |
| 369 | "Why am I floppy?" | kaeli042 | 2025-09-21T22:23:36Z |
| 370 | "It won't let me grab the nipple!" | kaeli042 | 2025-09-22T01:33:25Z |
| 371 | "Apparently there are illegitimate children even *I* don't know about" | panda_powa | 2025-11-23T19:42:08Z |
| 372 | "If I can get you guys all to not touch each other like that, that would be great" | panda_powa | 2025-11-23T20:28:55Z |