| 1 | "this might be some of my finest work" | afrojpc | 2022-11-21T23:12:05Z |
| 2 | "hello salmon" | afrojpc | 2022-11-22T00:43:18Z |
| 3 | “Doesn’t everyone beat chickens with their own children?” | lobcat100 | 2022-12-11T02:17:15Z |
| 4 | “I like my Japanese destroyers like I like my women. With heavy damage and a lot of flooding” | lobcat100 | 2022-12-12T01:25:06Z |
| 5 | Hapsburgian jaw sheep | afrojpc | 2023-03-19T03:29:30Z |
| 6 | I don’t believe in soap, and I don’t like the opera. Take that liberals. | lobcat100 | 2023-03-19T03:53:59Z |
| 7 | I is a friend. When j and k get involved I get nervous -Lobcat | santoast24 | 2023-04-02T21:27:21Z |
| 8 | Hi Terrible, I’m Toast. Let’s talk about 9/11. | lobcat100 | 2023-04-09T01:37:08Z |
| 9 | Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego, and why is it not in my bed? | lobcat100 | 2023-04-09T02:33:14Z |
| 10 | Hi! Welcome to a Santoast24 stream. I promise I won’t get political, unless you count politics, race, religion, history, war, or any of those things as political. | lobcat100 | 2023-04-09T04:53:21Z |
| 11 | I’d shoot my shot on all those tanks that would then blow up. | lobcat100 | 2023-04-13T01:19:21Z |
| 12 | I’d rather piss blood and be incredibly angry all the time than have a sore throat. | lobcat100 | 2023-09-12T03:00:28Z |
| 13 | I love raw-dogging! | lobcat100 | 2023-09-17T04:19:33Z |
| 14 | Look, survival of the squidiest. | lobcat100 | 2023-09-20T23:58:01Z |
| 15 | Santoast24 public service announcement: Don’t fuck chests. That’s weird. | lobcat100 | 2023-09-24T03:58:45Z |
| 16 | Santoast24 does condone mob on mob violence. | lobcat100 | 2023-09-28T02:44:10Z |
| 17 | Holy war? FUCK YEAH! | lobcat100 | 2023-12-02T05:03:30Z |
| 18 | These stupid inconsistencies and nuisances of Minecraft is what turns people into fascists, and makes people control freaks. | lobcat100 | 2023-12-10T05:43:54Z |
| 19 | Minecraft is the PewDiePie Pipeline. | lobcat100 | 2023-12-10T05:44:37Z |
| 20 | Aww, look at that! Two little Germans. Little baby fascyboos! Haha so cute. | lobcat100 | 2024-08-25T04:56:48Z |
| 21 | Santoast24, famous for ridiculing the homeless. | lobcat100 | 2025-01-06T06:28:28Z |
| 22 | Everybody whip out your gooners. Your snow gooners. | lobcat100 | 2025-01-20T03:50:54Z |
| 23 | Big Chest! cool | lobcat100 | 2025-01-20T05:03:17Z |
| 24 | Drugs. Lots of drugs. Meth is good for the hands. | lobcat100 | 2025-02-23T05:09:41Z |
| 25 | Minecraft is an allegory for Tetris. | lobcat100 | 2025-02-24T06:06:29Z |
| 26 | Not that I’m some sort of wiener aficionado or anything | lobcat100 | 2025-03-16T03:58:00Z |
| 27 | I love being licked. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-18T04:59:23Z |
| 28 | It’s gonna make sense in a moment, after I’ve sipped my tea and let you all seethe in your fetishist boots. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-25T05:00:29Z |
| 29 | Holes always lead to adventure, but some adventures are better left deep in the ground. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-29T18:01:28Z |
| 30 | Unless you have more money than a horse girls father, don’t date horse girls. Montana is full of horse girls, and most of them should seek therapy. I think that’s the final part in that trio of fun facts. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-29T18:01:59Z |
| 31 | Stay away from horse girls. It worked out for Zach, and he’s probably the only one. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-29T18:02:33Z |
| 32 | The more people in chat means the more stupid things we get to say, and really the whole point of my streams is a safe space for everyone to say the stupidest stuff we possibly can. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-29T18:09:32Z |
| 33 | I like to think of my channel as an unsafe space, because sooner or later, we’re all gonna be canceled for the things we say here. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-29T18:10:38Z |
| 34 | Remember, if you drink too much, to at least have a walking stick, so that you don’t fall down quite as often. | lobcat100 | 2025-03-30T06:22:05Z |
| 35 | I don’t wanna just abandon people to their own fucking ignorance. | lobcat100 | 2025-04-06T07:23:48Z |
| 36 | So sleep-o-clocks as they say in the sleepy industry. | lobcat100 | 2025-04-13T06:42:07Z |
| 37 | Three autists sitting in a hot tub, 6 feet apart because they don't like being too close to other people | mynamescolumbia | 2025-04-21T00:38:48Z |
| 38 | I don't believe in autism ((wholesome)) | mynamescolumbia | 2025-04-21T01:20:09Z |
| 39 | why is my lap covered in sticky stuff? | mynamescolumbia | 2025-05-03T23:24:37Z |
| 40 | maybe i just need to search for cock | mynamescolumbia | 2025-05-04T00:12:57Z |
| 41 | search my entire computer for cock | afrojpc | 2025-05-04T00:12:57Z |
| 42 | between the lot of them they had less brain cells than one single celled organism | mynamescolumbia | 2025-05-04T00:23:46Z |
| 43 | pants are one of the best inventions | afrojpc | 2025-05-04T01:38:34Z |
| 44 | I’m not stepladder avoidant or anything. | lobcat100 | 2025-05-30T04:42:29Z |
| 45 | i just love the sound of puss whenever he lands | mynamescolumbia | 2025-06-13T05:28:03Z |
| 46 | It was for safety before, and now it’s just for fun. Like handcuffs in the bedroom. | lobcat100 | 2025-06-13T17:36:39Z |
| 47 | I don’t think I need to sleep with punctuation. | lobcat100 | 2025-06-16T02:52:21Z |
| 48 | I’m always thinking about catgirls. It’s probably an unhealthy amount, honestly. | lobcat100 | 2025-06-16T16:49:49Z |
| 49 | I’m not convinced women are real. | lobcat100 | 2025-06-16T16:53:29Z |
| 50 | "I could do a good licking...I'm a pretty good licker" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-07-01T05:23:27Z |
| 51 | In a barrel full of crimes, only one man can save the world. He is… the Pope! | lobcat100 | 2025-07-01T06:05:11Z |
| 52 | i could go all night | mynamescolumbia | 2025-07-11T07:00:17Z |
| 53 | Once you marry them they get substantially less interesting | afrojpc | 2025-07-13T07:13:03Z |
| 54 | look at her breathe, thats so cool | mynamescolumbia | 2025-07-15T04:42:37Z |
| 55 | the sploosh is really good, but im so not ready for it every time | mynamescolumbia | 2025-07-15T05:26:17Z |
| 56 | This might be an insensitive thing to say, but I’m gonna say it anyway… | lobcat100 | 2025-07-17T18:36:17Z |
| 57 | I love a good slur. | lobcat100 | 2025-07-17T18:36:48Z |
| 58 | This is not the first time AfroDragon has sent me a horse cock. | lobcat100 | 2025-07-17T18:37:39Z |
| 59 | The moral of the story is that my stream is actually about harassment. This is a harassment community. | lobcat100 | 2025-07-17T18:38:24Z |
| 60 | i have a lot of wood... oh its priestly day, time to be a priest! | mynamescolumbia | 2025-07-19T09:15:04Z |
| 61 | "i have no concept of how a pound actually feels" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-08-02T05:24:37Z |
| 62 | "bee, you would pull mad bitches if you went outside for 15 minutes a day" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-08-17T02:05:51Z |
| 63 | Damn, chat's really going crazy today with the slurs. This is incredible! | lobcat100 | 2025-08-23T21:39:17Z |
| 64 | "i hate men more than i hate women" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-09-03T03:00:54Z |
| 65 | "i dont know why I have maggots down here" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-09-20T08:19:39Z |
| 66 | "I have two completely rotted corpses in my basement" | mynamescolumbia | 2025-09-30T02:11:38Z |
| 67 | raise your hand if you want me to get canceled | mynamescolumbia | 2026-01-03T06:38:39Z |
| 68 | 69! i love cumming! | afrojpc | 2026-01-03T06:40:42Z |
| 69 | I'm a slut for apricots | mynamescolumbia | 2026-01-19T09:22:07Z |
| 70 | "this might be a level of unoptimization that is mentally ill" | mynamescolumbia | 2026-01-31T04:41:11Z |
| 71 | "would you like to get in my mouth?" | mynamescolumbia | 2026-02-08T08:39:07Z |
| 72 | starvation builds character | mynamescolumbia | 2026-02-28T05:23:21Z |