| 1 | "A lot of the time my brain doesn't work." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-09-30T17:33:17Z |
| 2 | "99% of the time I am streaming nude, and it is amazing." - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 3 | "Suck... suck... suck... SUCK" - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 4 | "I'm gonna knock you off bitch, this is Sparta" - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 5 | "Did I just put the butthole in the wrong spot?" - JD | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 6 | "Whoa hang on. Can I lick her tits? Can I lick some tits? Seriously I want to lick tits." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 7 | "Did I win?" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 8 | "THOSE are some balls, but a tiny dick... I'll take it." - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 9 | "Tits have so much power, it's ridiculous." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 10 | "I just hit my mom with an anal probe." - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 11 | "It's kind of hard to concentrate when your parents are having sex behind you, just saying." - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 12 | "Jesus is only for when we get in deep shit." - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 13 | "Do it naked, that's my motto" - SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 14 | "As long as you're fucking me gently, it's okay." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 15 | "I am constantly playing with myself." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 16 | "If you have a pair of real tits, and a pair of fake tits, even if they are exactly the same you want the real tits, you know what I mean?" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 17 | "PLEASE don't quote that... Do NOT quote the anal sex quote." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 18 | "If some chick says stick it in my ass I will stick it in their ass, I’m just saying never say never!" -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-30T18:40:56Z |
| 19 | "He speaks French?! We HAVE to fuck him... he speaks French!!!" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 20 | "I hit myself in the dick with my GG button again!" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 21 | "You wanna have some sexy time? I'm easy." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 22 | "I believe if the world was fair, everyone should have tits." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 23 | "Oh my god! They're all cumming! It can be a problem when everyones cumming at once... you never want everyone to be cumming at once." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 24 | "Sometimes you have to punish the pussy." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 25 | "Thank you for double fucking me. It was very hot and kinky." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 26 | "How do you suck cock through a straw? Very carefully." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:46Z |
| 27 | "I'm really excited that I have butt plugs." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 28 | "It feels good in my lower region when I make progress." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 29 | "If I had a vagina I wouldn't even be streaming, I would just be playing with my vagina." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 30 | "I am the best man mounter in all the land" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 31 | "Don't know if you can see it on the webcam, but it's tiny." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 32 | "I have never owned a pussy, only seen them." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 33 | "I think I'm pretty good in puzzle games." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 34 | "Eyes up here buddy, stop looking at my tits." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 35 | "I still don't know if that's the right butthole, but it looks new." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 36 | "Dicks are a pain in my ass." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 37 | "On the other hand it's just a handy." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 38 | "I say dumb things all the time because I'm a dumb person." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 39 | "I like to compare you to a stripper. Even if you're a bad dancer, I'll still throw a couple bucks at you." -Wikitron | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 40 | "There is my seed, accept it, treasure it, worship my seed." -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 41 | "I am the best teen girl in the history of video games!" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 42 | "Wow, people saying I have a micropenis? It's true!" -SlashSP | | 2020-02-29T21:56:47Z |
| 43 | "Be a whore not a bore." -Haz_art | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-10-01T03:51:35Z |
| 44 | "I'm gonna hump this fucking bowling pin, since I'm a horny piece of bread." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-03-05T01:38:49Z |
| 45 | "I've murdered so many children." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-03-09T01:48:18Z |
| 46 | "I like little girls." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-03-09T01:56:39Z |
| 47 | "I'm not a kid toucher, I swear!" -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-03-09T01:58:50Z |
| 48 | "Maybe I'm just a really bad whore." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-03-28T01:24:20Z |
| 49 | "I have experience with old naked men." -HCJustin | doublethinksp | 2015-04-25T03:00:51Z |
| 50 | "She's coming in her pants at the mere thought of being hooked up with Adolf Hitchler." -SlashSP | wikitron | 2015-04-30T02:55:35Z |
| 51 | "If you're gonna do something wrong, do it really really wrong." -SlashSP | itsoxguy3 | 2015-05-02T03:12:26Z |
| 52 | "I'd rather eat Pause, but I'll settle for a horse." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-05-04T03:02:51Z |
| 53 | "You're like a role model of how not to treat a woman." -AHHmora | hlbms567 | 2015-09-30T18:07:45Z |
| 54 | "Is it funny that I suck at every video game I play, forever? No, no it isn't." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-30T18:13:49Z |
| 55 | "It's hard to swallow all the time, sometimes you just gotta spit." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-05-18T00:43:40Z |
| 56 | "Welp I have officially blown my goat." - SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-05-19T20:51:51Z |
| 57 | "Sucking is always good, but you never wanna choke." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-06-14T00:07:18Z |
| 58 | "Slash, you asstoasting cactuseating pickle-headed phoney bescumbering snollygosting corpulent fuckcabinet." -Grumpychris0 | hlbms567 | 2015-06-25T03:08:37Z |
| 59 | "That's how I like my pussy, dead and farted on." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-08-01T01:23:28Z |
| 60 | "I don't talk in EVERY cutscene." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-08-01T03:20:41Z |
| 61 | "I'm so happy someone's on the side of my penis, that never happens." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-08-10T02:09:46Z |
| 62 | "I can't read." -SlashSP | wikitron | 2015-08-16T01:48:14Z |
| 63 | "Eve is a whore and she's good to fuck." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-08-16T02:49:40Z |
| 64 | "I'm so good at games!" -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-08-22T00:31:55Z |
| 65 | "I use my footies to masturbate while I play car ball." -SlashSP | itsoxguy3 | 2015-08-24T03:37:21Z |
| 66 | "I don't like the boobs." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-08-27T01:15:55Z |
| 67 | "If you're Chinese and black, what type of penis size do you get out of that?" -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-08-30T01:57:55Z |
| 68 | "I'd fuck his face because it's so pretty." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-09-30T17:52:37Z |
| 69 | "Anyone wanna cum in my eye?" -SlashSP | wikitron | 2015-09-07T01:25:38Z |
| 70 | "Being cocky is OK, as long as you don't lose." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-09-09T12:47:51Z |
| 71 | "God I'm a beautiful whore, look at me." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-10T23:42:08Z |
| 72 | "I feel like the boys are going to be infinitely cumming, and I'm scared." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-13T01:22:06Z |
| 73 | "I don't want crabs, leave me alone." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-17T00:34:26Z |
| 74 | "I take pictures of my own dick and send them to myself." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-21T00:59:37Z |
| 75 | "I masturbate more than anyone on the planet." -SlashSP | itsoxguy3 | 2015-10-01T02:28:21Z |
| 76 | "I was calling him daddy yesterday to fuck him." -Evelinetjuuhh | hlbms567 | 2015-09-26T00:17:05Z |
| 77 | "Cookies make me horny." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-09-30T23:12:56Z |
| 78 | "I have a high vocabulary." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-10-08T01:43:13Z |
| 79 | "I can appreciate a good dick." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-10-10T03:04:25Z |
| 80 | "I'm sorry Jack, you're my favorite twink!" -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-01-04T03:28:01Z |
| 81 | "Are we scissoring yet? That's all I care about." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-11-16T03:23:32Z |
| 82 | "I'd be the worlds worst woman." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-11-19T01:41:56Z |
| 83 | "You should break up with him and touch my dick." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-11-26T05:20:34Z |
| 84 | "My mind just doesn't read black text." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-11-30T00:29:43Z |
| 85 | "I got greedy there for that package." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-12-01T01:35:29Z |
| 86 | "Cancer would be sick! Too bad I have no cancer." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2015-12-07T00:38:33Z |
| 87 | "So many holes I don't know what to do." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-12-07T05:15:05Z |
| 88 | "Stay in the closet forever and never tell anyone you're in there." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-12-21T01:56:53Z |
| 89 | "Fuck moist. Wait no, don't fuck anything moist." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2015-12-31T05:47:00Z |
| 90 | "Y'know, Hitler was a handsome man." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2016-01-07T01:13:22Z |
| 91 | "I'm like a library of disease." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-01-07T01:43:46Z |
| 92 | "This is your dick, I'm eating it, putting it in my mouth. Omnomnomnom." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2016-01-09T01:16:51Z |
| 93 | "Open your god damn fucking hole, I wasted 30 seconds." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-01-14T03:12:16Z |
| 94 | "I touch everyone in their no no places." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-02-15T02:38:44Z |
| 95 | "I can't even move, I have jizz on me." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-04-16T01:41:40Z |
| 96 | "You guys didn't know but I talk to drugs... I'm the drug whisperer." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-04-27T06:20:24Z |
| 97 | "Kill all the animals." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-06-09T22:43:57Z |
| 98 | "I can just spam some incest." -SlashSP | hlbms567 | 2016-07-09T00:26:27Z |
| 99 | "Hi, I am Slash, I whole heartedly believe that Blood of the Martyr is a better start than just about anything out there. I'd trade the ability to ever get guppy again in exchange for being able to start Blood of the martyr every race." - Definitely said by SlashSP | tanumb | 2016-12-14T21:49:35Z |
| 100 | "I'll pull a rabbit out of my dick next time, that's my magic trick" -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-01-26T19:23:27Z |
| 101 | "If she was a clam, she'd have a pearl inside." -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-05-15T21:16:03Z |
| 102 | "Even when he was a sperm he was a dickhead!" -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-05-18T17:54:57Z |
| 103 | "Uhm annual I kinda take as yearly, almost" -SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-06-24T20:49:28Z |
| 104 | "I would give a footmassage, it's my fetish."-SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-09-23T20:45:08Z |
| 105 | "Dang give me that anime body pillow"~Slash | evelinetjuuhh | 2017-10-09T18:27:03Z |
| 106 | "Sometimes you gotta discipline your dick, dawg." - SlashSP 2017 | slashsp | 2017-10-21T08:05:46Z |
| 107 | "I feel like true freedom only exists when you don't have any clothes on." - SlashSP | shinymissingno | 2018-03-18T22:20:51Z |
| 108 | "Should've eaten the ass? True" - SlashSP Proof: https://clips.twitch.tv/FineApatheticDonutLitty | evelinetjuuhh | 2018-03-22T22:39:00Z |
| 109 | I'll give you a symbol of cumming 🍆 💦 - SlashSP | pinnhead350 | 2018-04-21T00:16:43Z |
| 110 | "He came so late, and on my chest." - SlashSP | evelinetjuuhh | 2018-05-12T21:26:27Z |
| 111 | "Sucking outward" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-06-11T01:13:37Z |
| 112 | "I got six shots and I know how to miss em" *proceeds to miss them* - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-06-16T06:47:44Z |
| 113 | "If you give me the tip I won't be silent for sure" -SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-06-20T19:12:35Z |
| 114 | "8th outta 8th ain't bad" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-07-15T22:34:16Z |
| 115 | “I guess I’m an ass man. I have a taste for everything.” - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-07-17T21:14:16Z |
| 116 | I'm sucking in this head *slurp slurp slurp slurp* *cough cough* I started choking while I did that" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-07-21T04:18:34Z |
| 117 | “I’m on fucking fire today. My gameplay is so clean and— UAUAGH DON’T DO THAT.” -SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-07-22T17:38:00Z |
| 118 | "Hey guys! My good friend SlashSP is ready to fuck" - Pause | chellybean23 | 2018-08-01T00:50:15Z |
| 119 | "I'm most definitely a slutshop opener" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-08-08T19:45:52Z |
| 120 | "Would eat anus after stream" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-08-27T19:37:23Z |
| 121 | "You have no rights" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-10-13T20:12:41Z |
| 122 | "Is New Zealand in Australia?" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-10-13T20:56:07Z |
| 123 | "Hit me daddy" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-10-24T21:47:31Z |
| 124 | "OH LICK ME LICK ME LICK ME ahhhhhh" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-11-06T00:56:42Z |
| 125 | "We'll just eat his ass, you know?" - SlashSP https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedEntertainingIguanaPeteZarollTie | chellybean23 | 2018-11-09T01:00:10Z |
| 126 | "Pulling out is for chumps" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-11-25T22:23:35Z |
| 127 | Babies are hard - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2018-11-30T21:20:03Z |
| 128 | "Everything is melting away because I'm just thinking about enormous penises" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2018-12-18T19:17:49Z |
| 129 | "I am straight. So a guy." - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-01-04T23:30:32Z |
| 130 | "I like watching lesbian sex, does that make me gay?" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-01-04T23:38:43Z |
| 131 | "Good luck on dick" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-01-05T01:20:20Z |
| 132 | "Which bovine's cum did he say?" - Joshprox 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-01-05T01:37:10Z |
| 133 | "Throttle me Daddy!" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2019-02-26T19:16:18Z |
| 134 | "Uhn my pee is so good!" - SlashSP | chellybean23 | 2019-03-14T15:54:27Z |
| 135 | "I want to fucking eat a baby" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-03-20T18:39:04Z |
| 136 | "Go fast, eat ass... that's what we do now" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-03-21T17:40:33Z |
| 137 | "OHHHH.... nelly..." - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-04-21T21:31:07Z |
| 138 | "I'm a sucker for low balls" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-04-23T22:11:46Z |
| 139 | "I want to die - cut my dick off, throw it out the window, feed it to a chimp" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-04-27T21:45:57Z |
| 140 | "What are you? Do you make my bone big?" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-02T18:36:01Z |
| 141 | "I can't even move! I just shit on myself." - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-02T21:59:47Z |
| 142 | "Don't mind me, just fuckin feet." - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-05-03T00:17:47Z |
| 143 | "Ready for that dick" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-15T21:04:22Z |
| 144 | "I punched bowser like 500 times in the dick in your honor" - SlashPP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-15T21:06:45Z |
| 145 | "I would like to get mooned" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-18T18:37:13Z |
| 146 | "A dick's a dick at the end of the day right?" - SlashSP 2019 | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-18T20:18:25Z |
| 147 | "Is that mario?" - DadSP | radicalreptileperson | 2019-05-22T19:15:45Z |
| 148 | "Oh no... my boner's breaking!" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-06-20T19:35:06Z |
| 149 | "Where is Danish" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2019-06-30T20:22:55Z |
| 150 | "I don't wanna be a crab" - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2019-08-07T23:15:52Z |
| 151 | "dont quote me" - Colb 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-09-27T18:16:57Z |
| 152 | "Konichiwa bitches!" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-10-05T22:55:34Z |
| 153 | "Uhh... we got hole problems!" - SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-11-01T01:04:52Z |
| 154 | "I'm the pet! That's for sir to decide!" -SlashSP 2019 | chellybean23 | 2019-12-03T22:55:58Z |
| 155 | "You can never have enough large men." - SlashSP | radicalreptileperson | 2020-05-29T20:03:16Z |
| 156 | "I can't get over how good this juicy sack is" SlashSP 2020 | chellybean23 | 2020-10-24T19:01:14Z |