| 1 | "I was wondering about the nuts" - Tuckiozi, Mar 13. 2017 | tuckiozi | 2017-03-13T17:19:13Z |
| 2 | "Don't you tentacle me!" - Tuckiozi, Jun 20, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-06-20T16:39:29Z |
| 3 | "Stop tonguing Cornboy!" - Tuckiozi, Jun 26, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-06-26T16:51:31Z |
| 4 | "That's my life-advice to you: Don't give snakes knives." - Tuckiozi, Jun 26, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-06-26T17:38:17Z |
| 5 | "You seem fun, can I eat you?" - Tuckiozi, Jul 10, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-07-10T18:42:37Z |
| 6 | "Pudding shouldn't have tentacles!" - Tuckiozi, Jul 24, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-07-24T19:20:05Z |
| 7 | "I would date a wizard!" - Tuckiozi, Aug 22, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-08-22T20:20:52Z |
| 8 | "Thank you for dropping your pants!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 11, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-09-11T18:47:30Z |
| 9 | "You can't VR train an ass though!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 23, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-09-23T17:17:18Z |
| 10 | "How dare you reject my carrot?" - Tuckiozi, Sep 24, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-09-24T18:32:50Z |
| 11 | "Stop shifting the burden of horny evidence!" - Tuckiozi, Sep 26, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-09-26T17:46:40Z |
| 12 | "Yeah, no, I do like tooting." - Tuckiozi, Nov 05, 2017 | mooriarty | 2017-11-05T18:30:12Z |
| 13 | "confidence is reserved for pegging" -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T21:57:25Z |
| 14 | "The gun is a strap-on for your mortality" | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T21:57:43Z |
| 15 | "There is no canonical pegging" -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T21:58:12Z |
| 16 | "Viral has played all the romances, there's no pegging" -Carbonylcookie 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T21:59:12Z |
| 17 | "I'm sorry I was not prepared for 'nut corporations'" Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T22:56:58Z |
| 18 | "II need to yell at nut corporations about nut liquid!" Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T22:57:24Z |
| 19 | "Nut corporations are enemies of the pegging metaphor lobby" Carbonylcookie 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-01T23:00:09Z |
| 20 | "If only you assholes could stop leaving undated shitty pottery around." -Tuckiozi 1 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-02T00:12:12Z |
| 21 | "The 'P' in PhD stands for pegging" -Tuckiozi 8 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-08T21:43:56Z |
| 22 | "STOP PAINTING THE MOON KYLE" -Carbonylcookie, 8 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-08T22:05:28Z |
| 23 | "Baja-blast ass French" -Tuckiozi, 8 Feb 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-02-08T23:39:45Z |
| 24 | "Those are ass stripes more than dick stripes" -Tuckiozi 2 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-02T23:13:01Z |
| 25 | "Please do not Baja-Blast my Pissron" -Tuckiozi 14 Marc 2019 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-15T01:05:54Z |
| 26 | "It just comes out of the eye," -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-15T20:35:54Z |
| 27 | "Let me chomp you! ... Thank you." -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-15T20:45:50Z |
| 28 | "Apparently the right mouth eats." -Tuckiozi 15 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-15T21:20:26Z |
| 29 | " Intimidation is a kind of charisma" -Carbonylcookie 15 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-15T21:21:49Z |
| 30 | "Phone please just let me type beans" -tuckiozi 16 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-16T09:18:50Z |
| 31 | "Every day feels like... every length of time collapsed together and turned into taffy." Carbonylcookie, 21 Mar 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-22T02:19:44Z |
| 32 | "Hold on, I need to search my email inbox for necromancy" - Tuck, March 23, 2020 | tuckiozi | 2020-03-23T19:18:06Z |
| 33 | "Being wet? Sinful." Tuckiozi, March 23, 2020 | tuckiozi | 2020-03-23T20:39:36Z |
| 34 | "Hardsuit cumpter" Hotliquidjello, March 28, 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-29T01:22:31Z |
| 35 | "I can't believe I have to live with hardsuit cum-dumpster." Tuck, on the topic of Jello, March 28, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-03-29T01:20:55Z |
| 36 | "You don't want to know about the hole," Carbonylcookie, Mar 28, 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-29T01:30:03Z |
| 37 | "Sorry, egg happened." Tuckiozi, March 28, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-03-29T01:38:58Z |
| 38 | "See the problem is that this man thinks he is a top but...." Hotliquidjello, March 28, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-03-29T01:49:01Z |
| 39 | "Oh! What if they poop CUBES?" Carbonylcookie, Mar 28, 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-03-29T02:53:23Z |
| 40 | "Golf is just single-player baseball. Golf is baseballs for cowards." Tuckiozi, March 29, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-03-29T04:59:36Z |
| 41 | "I regret to inform you your son is 20 pigeons" -Tuckiozi, 1 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-02T01:34:49Z |
| 42 | "I have skeletons" (no shit, Sherlock) -Tuckiozi, 4 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-04T19:11:12Z |
| 43 | " "A Closet Full Of Skeletons Isn't Enough!, a Memoir", by Tuckiozi," -MightyXRay 4 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-04T19:13:38Z |
| 44 | "Garrus, I'm turnt- let's bone!" -Tuckiozi 4 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-04T21:14:37Z |
| 45 | "Nobody is allowed to hack my orb! That is NOT legal!" Tuckiozi, 11 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-11T20:21:00Z |
| 46 | "Quick! We have to milk the elevator!" - Tuckiozi April 11 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-04-11T21:35:05Z |
| 47 | "i don't think we need to be thinking about shaft-tiddies right now" Tuckiozi 11 April 2020 | hotliquidjello | 2020-04-11T21:35:31Z |
| 48 | "Oh go masturbate you big baby." Tuckiozi April 11 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-04-11T23:50:11Z |
| 49 | "K-Pop is very horny." Jello, April 27, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-04-27T23:22:33Z |
| 50 | "Dem hips squad." Viralstitch, May 2,m 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-02T23:09:30Z |
| 51 | "I just wanted it to say "Mommy."" Hotliquidjello, May 2, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-02T23:20:17Z |
| 52 | "Use your baby-summoning chant!!" Tuckiozi, May 2, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-02T23:27:55Z |
| 53 | "Are humans the ... Spice of Reaper larva?" Hotliquidjello, May 2, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-03T00:17:56Z |
| 54 | "I wasn't listening to you because I was looking for a rock to lick." Hotliquidjello, May 11, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-11T22:07:32Z |
| 55 | "That's why I lick every mountain I see." Tuckiozi, May 11, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-11T22:25:12Z |
| 56 | "Think about a gun, but BIG." Tuckiozi, May 16, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-16T21:29:28Z |
| 57 | "A spaghetti is a three-dimensional line" Tuckiozi, May 16, 2020 | carbonylcookie | 2020-05-16T22:48:53Z |
| 58 | “You just go to a latex tree and juice it out.” - FFXIV, 25/10/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-10-26T18:31:40Z |
| 59 | “Aren’t they trees? Can’t they just drop a nut?” - FFXIV, 26/10/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-10-26T18:53:58Z |
| 60 | “I’ve never been used to stab anyone.” - FFXIV, 26/10/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-10-26T19:24:59Z |
| 61 | “Carbonize my matters, daddy.” - FFXIV, 27/10/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-10-27T18:18:09Z |
| 62 | “No more hole business.” - FFXIV, 28/10/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-10-28T19:28:26Z |
| 63 | “We’re really going hard with the Zeus fists.” - Hades, 01/11/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-11-01T18:56:37Z |
| 64 | “It’s payback for the poon, eh?” - Hades, 01/11/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-11-01T18:58:34Z |
| 65 | “Everyone likes a quick hammering, once in a while.” - Hades, 01/11/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-11-01T19:27:20Z |
| 66 | “Where did your knife go?!” - Hades, 01/11/2020 | paperstainedink | 2020-11-01T20:30:54Z |
| 67 | “You could also say it’s a spinny gun - OH NO.” - Tuckiozi [Control] [07/12/2020] | paperstainedink | 2020-12-07T20:21:49Z |
| 68 | “Oh that’s not good. Uh oh!” - Tuckiozi [Control] [07/12/2020] | paperstainedink | 2020-12-07T20:25:03Z |
| 69 | “Oh, I thought it was a drawing of a ghost but instead it is a cube...” - Tuckiozi [Control] [07/12/2020] | paperstainedink | 2020-12-07T21:00:19Z |
| 70 | “Any toilet goodies in here? No.” - Tuckiozi [Control] [13/12/2020] | paperstainedink | 2020-12-13T18:36:15Z |